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  1. my new band name is Fight, Fuck & Destroy. maybe its a bit cliche or whatever, but the singer and I both suggested it at the same moment, so we took it to be a good sign.
  2. Bubblegum screw sounds like your desribing a sex position. I didn't name the band, but apparently its slang for a teenage shag, so yeah. heh
  3. Don't like it Bubblegum Screw and Johnny Holocaust & the Belsen Boys
  4. TupeloHoney, would you have gone that far if the band wasn't as successful? for many bands, groupies are a myth unless the band is famous enough to be on MTV. any advice to regular indie bands? wash your face, pluck your eyebrows, brush your teeth, wear deoderant.
  5. Quick story.... I don't tend to have that problem but I remember one cold winter day about 2 or 3 years ago I was prancing around with some leopard print spandex trousers on. Given that the cold affects the size of various body parts, and I passed out for a few hours in the club that evening...ouch. Wish I had worn an extra pair of socks
  6. Cool story, don't worry about it being too graphic or whatever...we're all in rock bands here To be honest if you didn't go through with it that night you'd be regretting it every second of every day... When you break it down sex is just sex, nothing important, so sort of why not? That's always been my reasoning - why the hell not?
  7. I can't think of anything particularly decadent now it comes to it Especially the way I tell my stories (aka ruining them). Most of it would just come off as bragging about quantities ingested or shagged, that's nothing really special.
  8. Oh, that weekend happened when I was 16, by the way. I used to have a thing for MILFs actually, when I was 16 I had, in this order, 23 (my virginity), 17, 39, 35, 20, 25, 28 and then I dunno, I think after that it was my 17th birthday I can't remember. I'm settled with a girlfriend my own age now, but those were weird days.
  9. Originally Posted by iheartdc2 that's a fine story Zurich. crazy. So does the amount of groupie action a band gets depend on what kind of rock you're playing? Which does the best and which the worst? Hair metal/Sleaze rock/Punk does the best I'd imagine. Followed by sort of classic rock (Jimmy Page never went short). Right down the bottom I'd imagine would be Prog.
  10. How about most rock'n'roll thing done while not actually in a band? My favourite would have to be: > Was supposed to be going to a gig on a Friday night. Some beautiful girl that had been messaging me on myspace told me she was coming down, and I should come hang out at her hotel room before. > Wasn't expecting anything, I never expect poontang till I get it, if you know what I mean. > Went to the gig, got bought drinks by maybe every girl there (it was a small venue and the only fans, basically, were girls who'd come for this band) > Went back to the hotel room, got fed drugs. Had orgy. > Woke up the next day best friend had arrived because he was supposed to be hooking up with one of the other girls that was staying at the hotel for this gig. Hung around in town, drank, be'd merry, generally had a nice day. > Went to another gig (same band, different venue). My stalker (long story, another pretty rock'n'roll touch I think, tbh) had evidently contacted the venue beforehand telling them I was an underage drug dealer, as was my 'accomplice'. This venue IDs literally everyone, its 14+, but they're really tight, and even if you're say 25 and don't have any ID you're pretty screwed. I have friends who've had to call home and get their parents to fax through copies of their passports or birth certificates. ANYWAY. > The manager takes one look at my ID, sees my name, and has three bouncers drag me and my friend into the office. They strip search us right down to our underwear. They look for hidden compartments in the heels of our cowboy boots, try and tear open our wallets looking for hidden stashes in literally every part of them. That sort of stuff. They reluctantly let us in. > I have a weak bladder when I'm drunk. That, and the support bands were awful, so I kept going to the toilet area either to piss, or to hang out and get away from the music for a bit. Bouncers were tailing me everywhere I went, looking over the cubical walls while I was peeing etc etc. Got taken out back (with my friend) and strip searched (down to boxers etc etc, you know the score) AGAIN. Went back in, was starting to get upset (because the stalker was really starting to get to me, and I didn't want my friends' nights ruined) and my friend was starting to get really angry (short temper). 1/2 hour passed, me and my friend get dragged out for the last time, told we're 'convinced' we're drug dealers and that 'there have been complaints about your behaviour'. We protest to no avail. Grab a few girls, trash the entrance-way to the venue, go back to the hotel. > Have another orgy. Find unopened bottle of vodka. Knock back vodka. > Go to club that I was a regular at, at that time. Tell story of injustice to friends, get bought drinks & drugs. > Go back to another friend's house. Sleep. That was a pretty crazy 48 hours, maybe an hour sleep, many girls, too much booze, and general craziness. I'm sure I've got something that can top that though, I'll have to think. That's just the first story that pops into my head every time someone mentions 'decadence'.
  11. Originally Posted by iheartdc2 okay, so, if you were a 20 yr-old guy and a girl you spent a night with after a show one time was kicking around the idea that it could be fun to be a "repeat offender" would it be better if she: tried to come and said hi after a show in a major city in a venue that holds about 600 first tried contacting you via your online profile neither, depending on how you felt about the previous experience (hey this forum might as well have a practical side, yes?) Told you first online. That way you know to steer clear of all the other girls in the club until she comes along.
  12. Terry - I've just finished #IX. Not being a rockstar myself, but pretty much living the life I guess (one night stands, hotel rooms, drink, drugs; just without the regularly gigging band), I can actually relate to a lot of that. I know girls like Janis and Gail, and can see where you're coming from with the emotional damage and stuff; its weird thinking about what you've said and then seeing the same storylines evolve in our little London scene. One girl springs to mind actually - a friend of mine, really pretty, goes home with a different guy every week; we always thought she was just slutty, turns out she was hurt when she was younger and has never had an orgasm, so thinks the more guys she sleeps with will heighten her chance of coming. Anyway, I'll shut up and keep reading; good work though
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