Members Tartanlad Posted July 4, 2010 Members Share Posted July 4, 2010 More Jokes Lads The MacTavish brothers decided that one of their number would go to America and make his fortune, coming back to share with the rest of them The youngest Ian, was chosen for this task So off he went and he worked hard in America and earned himself a fortune over a few years, and wired his brothers that he'd be returning with it When he came back to Scotland he got off the boat, and looked around for his brothers, but could not see anyone who looked familiar Finally, a group of bearded strangers approached. Ho, Ian, are ye no knowing yer own brothers ? asked the first one Then Ian realized his brothers had grown beards Fir heaven's sake laddies, what would ye be growin' them beards for now? he asked We had to lad, ye took the razor wi ye ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An Australian entered a bar and stood beside a Scotsman. Where are you fae pal?" asked the Scotsman, after they'd chatted for a while I'm from the finest country in the whole wide world said the Australian "Are ye said the other, Ye have a damn funny accent for a Scotsman ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wee Hughie was in the garden filling in a hole when his English neighbour peered over the fence Interested in what the mad man was up to, he politely asked What are you doing there, Hughie? My goldfish died replied Wee Hughie tearfully without looking up and A've just buried him.' The English neighbour was very concerned, That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it ? Wee Hughie patted down the last heap of dirt then replied That's because he's inside yer cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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