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Crossing the Time Line on new years eve


JasmineTea

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I do that every night. Some call it sleep, some call it rest, I call it time I could have entertained. I've traveled back from tomorrow and returned only to receive different news. I've known time to let a day twice raise and set the sun yet the rooster crowed only once. My time could willfully change the night sky but, despite the glorious display by St Elmo, I'd remain unchanged. Anyway, keep your time amused before she leaves you for a better master and, most importantly, never travel without a nice loaf of banana bread.

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Quote Originally Posted by knockwood

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I ate some mint chocolate chip ice cream tonight that tasted like Crest toothpaste.

 

They're one in the same. Packaging conspiracy. No big deal. At least now you know spitting is a gross waste of money. You're welcome.
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