Battle of the Forum Migration (same as Battle of New Orleans, only different)
In twenty thirteen we took a little trip
Down the Migration River in this lousy sinking ship.
We took a couple capos and we donned our cleanest jeans
And we caught those bloody tech guys and we kicked them till they screamed.
We pressed return and guitarist's kept a coming
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while a- go
Then we clicked our mice and they began a runnin'
And we dumped this rotten forum in the Gulf of Mexico.
Well we looked at our browser's and we watched the errors come
There musta been a hund'erd of 'em, no one's having fun
They froze our screens and they made our keyboards ring
We stood beside our music stands and didn't say a thing.
OldTwelver said we could take 'em by su'prise
If we didn't strum our axe's till we looked them in the eyes
We held our picks till we see'd their faces well
Then we opened up with E chords and really gave 'em ... Well -
REPEAT 1ST CHORUS
Yeah! they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a tech guy shouldn't go
They ran so fast that guitarist's couldn't catch 'em
Down the Migration River to the Gulf of Mexi- co.
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