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Man who run in Front of car get tired. Man who run behind Car get exhausted. Man with one Chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch butt Should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many Prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: Man with four balls cannot walk. Wife who put Husband in doghouse soon find him in Cathouse.

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A guy knocks on the farmer's door at night. When the farmer comes to the door, the guy says, "My car broke down just up the road. I'll be able to get it fixed in the morning. Could you let me stay here for the night?"

The farmer rubs his chin and says, "Sure, you can stay, but I have to warn you. I don't have any daughters."

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