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  • Friday jokes on Thursday

    Man who run in Front of car get tired. Man who run behind Car get exhausted. Man with one Chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch butt Should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many Prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: Man with four balls cannot walk. Wife who put Husband in doghouse soon find him in Cathouse.

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  • #2

    Impossible for man to rape woman. Woman run faster with dress up than man with pants down.

    Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot unsanitary.



    <div class="signaturecontainer"><font size="1"><br><br>Three Dreads......2 Martins and 1 Yamaha<br><br>A fiddle, a mando, a uke, eight harmonicas, a Zoom H2, a Panasonic recorder, coupla penny whistles, an Italian made Titano accordion, three handguns, at least a dozen chess sets, more power tools than Bob Vila, and one old Westclox &quot;Big Ben&quot; wind-up alarm clock that still works! Oh, BTW, I forgot to mention my ocarina and maracas.</font></div>


    • Sangemon
      Sangemon commented
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      Skeleton who goes into bar asks bartender for Guinness and mop.

  • #3

    A guy knocks on the farmer's door at night. When the farmer comes to the door, the guy says, "My car broke down just up the road. I'll be able to get it fixed in the morning. Could you let me stay here for the night?"

    The farmer rubs his chin and says, "Sure, you can stay, but I have to warn you. I don't have any daughters."

    Proud reject from the HCAG Civil Posters Society, Martin snob, vitriolic sociopath, and tantrumist


    • Opa John
      Opa John commented
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      Two gay guys were at the park watching a dog licking his balls.

      The one guy says, "Man. I wish I could do that."

      The other guy says, "Me too, but I'm afraid if I tried it he might bite me."

  • #4

    It's so cold here in Iowa, I was driving home on I-35 last night and saw a hitchhiker holding up a picture of a thumb.

    She's the lady of the light
    Yellow incandescent night
    Tiger eyes burning bright
    In the understory
    I can't see the forest
    For the branches and the leaves
    But I believe
    I do believe
    by me:


    "Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn."
    Charlie Parker


    • OldTwelver
      OldTwelver commented
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      Michael Martin wrote:

      It's so cold here in Iowa, I was driving home on I-35 last night and saw a hitchhiker holding up a picture of a thumb.

      That wasn't a thumb Michael !!!!!  .png" alt=":smileywink:" title="Smiley Wink" />