Members poppytater Posted April 16, 2013 Members Share Posted April 16, 2013 With no small amount of trepidation, this weekend I once more crossed the border into that savage realm.............Ohio. Ill fated previous expeditions gave me motivation for new techniques I tried this time. As I made it back in one piece, I thought I'd pass along what I've learned to those other brave souls who may venture there.Don't show fear. Upon encountering a native, make direct eye contact- stand tall making yourself appear bigger -in a loud, firm voice say" I contain toxic chemicals that may be fatal if ingested!"Bring trade goods. Ohioans play a rudimentary form of basketball and worship the real deal so anything with the University of Kentucky logo is worth bringing. I traded an U.K. keyring for 6 acres of soybeans.Speak respectfully when talking about sheep.Good luck fellow travelers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EdBega Posted April 16, 2013 Members Share Posted April 16, 2013 So what about the broad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FretFiend. Posted April 17, 2013 Members Share Posted April 17, 2013 You just now figuring out that there are broads in Ohio??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members garthman Posted April 17, 2013 Members Share Posted April 17, 2013 poppytater wrote: With no small amount of trepidation, this weekend I once more crossed the border into that savage realm.............Ohio.. . . . . Ohio?Pah! Last week I went to Cornwall!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Opa John Posted April 18, 2013 Members Share Posted April 18, 2013 Dang, Poppy, I didn't know you were a "broad"...not that there's anything wrong with that.Glad you had a safe trip into Buckeye territory and back, Poppy. You're somewhat of a rare creature. Most people who come to Ohio from Kentucky never seem to make it back to where they came from. Once they get here, they just seem to stay!That six acres of what you thought was soy beans was crab grass; the stuff you people from Kentucky call "greens". Oh, and BTW......thanks for the U.K. keyring. I have a body piercing I can hang it on. I think it'll look real neat there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members poppytater Posted April 19, 2013 Author Members Share Posted April 19, 2013 I DOES love me some greens.Wouldn't a keyring there seem a little............................................................large? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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