Members gardo Posted October 4, 2015 Members Share Posted October 4, 2015 from my local CL Needs some signature riffs for you song? One flat fee and a riff is yours. Any style, anything. I am a master of riffcraft and I am offering my services at very affordable prices. Tell me what you want. Riffs range from $10 - $100 (also ask about full songs, yep do them too). After you own the riff make a $1,000,000 from it if you want. I don't even care. Luckily I manifest more riffs every time I sit down with a guitar, sometimes I don't even need a guitar. Sometimes I get to humming ideas out loud or even mind humming™. Don't miss this chance. What else are you going to spend $20 on? Snickers bars and baseball cards? (I also provide interesting rhyming services. You may recognize some of my masterful rhyming work from such sentences as the one that proceeds this parentheses contained message you are reading now) Get a hold of me ASAP so I can provide you with riffs to get you the women you want, money you need and the envy of every other musician in the county and eventually the world, I am providing the car, it is up to you where you want to drive it and you are also responsible for gas, general maintenance and insurance. This is not a joke......unless the jokes your used to provide totally true and useful information while still gracing you with a reasonable amount of humor. http://lancaster.craigslist.org/msg/5250209260.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tomm Williams Posted October 4, 2015 Members Share Posted October 4, 2015 If he could add a cure for baldness I'd contact him immediately !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Chordite Posted October 4, 2015 Members Share Posted October 4, 2015 How much to whistle me something Yngwie down the 'phone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Grant Harding Posted October 4, 2015 Members Share Posted October 4, 2015 Being a sitar is overrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Danhedonia Posted October 6, 2015 Members Share Posted October 6, 2015 Well and good to laugh, but these are actually the sorts of people I love: desperate; artistic, hopeful. Easy to ridicule, but usually ridiculed by those who are simultaneously safe and yet beaten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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