Members Roy Posted June 7, 2007 Members Share Posted June 7, 2007 Specs: - extremely expensive and high maintenance.- lots of paint and lacquer over nothing. No real substance.- no matter what you do, it's always a little flat.- long neck, the kind you want to wrap your hands around...and squeeze.- crys if you feed it anything but the finest Elixers.- looks good but doesn't really do anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dom1412 Posted June 7, 2007 Members Share Posted June 7, 2007 A Gibson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GodBlessTexas Posted June 7, 2007 Members Share Posted June 7, 2007 A Gibson? Fender Custom Shop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Phil051300 Posted June 7, 2007 Members Share Posted June 7, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pink freud Posted June 7, 2007 Members Share Posted June 7, 2007 make it only have a bridge pickup, so you can have her head painted going down on the neck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Roy Posted June 7, 2007 Author Members Share Posted June 7, 2007 - no matter how hard you try, you can't put it away for more than 2 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TehSuperFox Posted June 7, 2007 Members Share Posted June 7, 2007 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GRANKOR Posted June 7, 2007 Members Share Posted June 7, 2007 Specs:- extremely expensive and high maintenance.- lots of paint and lacquer over nothing. No real substance.- no matter what you do, it's always a little flat.- long neck, the kind you want to wrap your hands around...and squeeze.- crys if you feed it anything but the finest Elixers.- looks good but doesn't really do anything. Paris Hilton DOES NOT look good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mikejungle Posted June 7, 2007 Members Share Posted June 7, 2007 maybe that last bit is just what paris hilton requires from her guitar...not a direct correlation to her personality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dudleyjackson Posted June 7, 2007 Members Share Posted June 7, 2007 An empty head with little ability to adjust. Oh, of COURSE i'm just prattling on about Floyd Rose guitars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sufidancer Posted June 7, 2007 Members Share Posted June 7, 2007 She musta cried mammmmmmmaaa!!! because they are letting her go home to do her stint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sambora#2 Posted June 7, 2007 Members Share Posted June 7, 2007 What is the point in playing a guitar that goes to jail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Roy Posted June 7, 2007 Author Members Share Posted June 7, 2007 What is the point in playing a guitar that goes to jail? it doesn't go for very long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lowbrow Posted June 7, 2007 Members Share Posted June 7, 2007 definitely not made from recycled underpants..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mikejungle Posted June 7, 2007 Members Share Posted June 7, 2007 seriously, this {censored} is infuriating. how the hell did she get a reduced sentence anyway? they said it was for "good behavior" which was showing up to the courtroom. And then some doctor said she got "sick", which i doubt is true. What the hell. Staying for 40 days at home...what a big punishment >:T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sufidancer Posted June 7, 2007 Members Share Posted June 7, 2007 seriously, this {censored} is infuriating. how the hell did she get a reduced sentence anyway? they said it was for "good behavior" which was showing up to the courtroom. And then some doctor said she got "sick", which i doubt is true. What the hell. Staying for 40 days at home...what a big punishment >:T Tisk Tisk....Dont you know this country is founded on double standards and hypocracy That if you are rich and have money then you are not subject to the same laws and punishment the rest of us unwashed public are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Roy Posted June 7, 2007 Author Members Share Posted June 7, 2007 seriously, this {censored} is infuriating. how the hell did she get a reduced sentence anyway? they said it was for "good behavior" which was showing up to the courtroom. And then some doctor said she got "sick", which i doubt is true. What the hell. Staying for 40 days at home...what a big punishment >:T she cried and wouldn't eat the food, hence...emotional distress and health reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mikejungle Posted June 7, 2007 Members Share Posted June 7, 2007 ^is that really what happened or is that speculation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Roy Posted June 7, 2007 Author Members Share Posted June 7, 2007 heard it on cnn - your call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mikejungle Posted June 7, 2007 Members Share Posted June 7, 2007 someone should just shoot her.she doesn't contribute to this world in the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sufidancer Posted June 7, 2007 Members Share Posted June 7, 2007 she cried and wouldn't eat the food, hence...emotional distress and health reasons. She cried?...and wouldnt eat food?...Jesus Mary and Joseph! Something told me there is no freaken way she will do any time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Voltaire Posted June 7, 2007 Members Share Posted June 7, 2007 i heard she got sent home because of medical problems, something about getting a rash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members stmn0 Posted June 7, 2007 Members Share Posted June 7, 2007 the reason shes out is 'cause some big ass steroid takin dyke was gonna beat the {censored} outta her. or a gang of them. either way it wouldnt look good, and putting her in prison wiith aforementioned prisoners is like sentencing her to be beat up. and if support that, your not all that different than everyone you bitch and moan about.yes she is a pain in the ass, but if she wasnt here, who would we make fun of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sufidancer Posted June 7, 2007 Members Share Posted June 7, 2007 the reason shes out is 'cause some big ass steroid takin dyke was gonna beat the {censored} outta her. or a gang of them. either way it wouldnt look good, and putting her in prison wiith aforementioned prisoners is like sentencing her to be beat up. and if support that, your not all that different than everyone you bitch and moan about. yes she is a pain in the ass, but if she wasnt here, who would we make fun of. No. She was in a private cell, in a private isolated part of the jail.The place they put high profile prisoners, like celebs, police, politicians. So that was not it. Although your right if they did put her in the general population it would be a death sentence for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members humbuckerstrat Posted June 7, 2007 Members Share Posted June 7, 2007 I guess she just couldn't cut "The Simple Life." Get it???? "The Simple Life????" *groan* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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