Members roygbiv Posted August 20, 2009 Members Share Posted August 20, 2009 Title says it all. Someone playing in a club somewhere will get laid because he's playing a Zoot SG. Chicks see you playing a classy iced tea burst Classic? They'll yawn and say, "that's just a guitar." Chicks see you playing a classy custom shop Strat with a nice burst or something? They'll yawn and say, "that's just a guitar." But chicks see you playing a Zoot SG? Their eyes will light up and say, "Wow, that's a really cool guitar!" And then you'll engage in conversation and the odds are that one of you lucky souls will get laid as a result. Only guitar introduced this year that has a prayer of making that claim. In short, it's a CONVERSATION STARTER. So, screw the haters. Zoot SG has it going on. Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rockstrongo Posted August 20, 2009 Members Share Posted August 20, 2009 I think playing a guitar has more chances of getting you laid than how it looks. P.S.: The Zoot SG is lame as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hellion_213 Posted August 20, 2009 Members Share Posted August 20, 2009 :facepalm:Guitar players have been getting laid for YEARS without this lame-ass guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Elias Graves Posted August 20, 2009 Members Share Posted August 20, 2009 1. I don't think I want to have sex with the girl who gets hot for that guitar. 2. It's still ugly. EG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bro Blue Posted August 21, 2009 Members Share Posted August 21, 2009 1. It's fugly.2. It's almost as lame as the Zakk Coffin3. It's an answer in search of a question.4. It's fugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Riffer Posted August 21, 2009 Members Share Posted August 21, 2009 I think it's a great guitar. I dig it. The fact that everyone hates is also awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ajympt Posted August 21, 2009 Members Share Posted August 21, 2009 Official Zoot SG Groupie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members roygbiv Posted August 21, 2009 Author Members Share Posted August 21, 2009 All y'all don't know the women folk that well, now do you? You're not thinking like a chick. You're thinking like a dood who knows about guitars. Let that go, dammit! You've got to BECOME a chick to be able to know that I am absolutely correct. Let go of being a dood and put yerself in this head: And finally you will know that Gibson has truly crafted GENIUS with the Zoot SG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mike Fiasco Posted August 21, 2009 Members Share Posted August 21, 2009 Look at the way he handles that colorful guitar! *twirls hair with finger* OMG he just looked at me. At ME!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ajympt Posted August 21, 2009 Members Share Posted August 21, 2009 All y'all don't know the women folk that well, now do you? You're not thinking like a chick. You're thinking like a dood who knows about guitars. Let that go, dammit! You've got to BECOME a chick to be able to know that I am absolutely correct. Let go of being a dood and put yerself in this head: And finally you will know that Gibson has truly crafted GENIUS with the Zoot SG. You took some sort of non prescribed medication today didn't you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RooSTER-b Posted August 21, 2009 Members Share Posted August 21, 2009 All y'all don't know the women folk that well, now do you? You're not thinking like a chick. You're thinking like a dood who knows about guitars. Let that go, dammit! You've got to BECOME a chick to be able to know that I am absolutely correct. Let go of being a dood and put yerself in this head: And finally you will know that Gibson has truly crafted GENIUS with the Zoot SG. Uhm......I don't think she's holding that lollypop like that for herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarman3001 Posted August 21, 2009 Members Share Posted August 21, 2009 well, the rainbow one may get you laid....but probably only in a club like the Blue Oyster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hellion_213 Posted August 21, 2009 Members Share Posted August 21, 2009 All y'all don't know the women folk that well, now do you? You're not thinking like a chick. You're thinking like a dood who knows about guitars. Let that go, dammit! You've got to BECOME a chick to be able to know that I am absolutely correct. Let go of being a dood and put yerself in this head: And finally you will know that Gibson has truly crafted GENIUS with the Zoot SG. While I see the attempt you're making at psychology, I believe my previous post still holds true, 'Guitarists have been getting laid for YEARS without the help of that lame-ass guitar' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rockstrongo Posted August 21, 2009 Members Share Posted August 21, 2009 It reminds me of those lame blacklight posters from Spencer's Gifts, the ones with mushrooms on them. God, that guitar is ugly as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jhorne Posted August 21, 2009 Members Share Posted August 21, 2009 I think the guitar looks like {censored}, but the OP is 100% correct with his assessment of the average female's perspective on guitars... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members roygbiv Posted August 21, 2009 Author Members Share Posted August 21, 2009 While I see the attempt you're making at psychology, I believe my previous post still holds true, 'Guitarists have been getting laid for YEARS without the help of that lame-ass guitar' I agree with you. There are some chicks who are gonna go after guitarists just because they are gonna anyway (the guitar doesn't matter). My point is that the Zoot SG is the only guitar that could serve as a conversation starter for the chick who might not be tempted by a player. Hence, the guitar is the actual difference maker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members soldierblue Posted August 21, 2009 Members Share Posted August 21, 2009 This is absolutely true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ajympt Posted August 21, 2009 Members Share Posted August 21, 2009 I think the guitar looks like {censored}, but the OP is 100% correct with his assessment of the average female's perspective on guitars... Sadly, even though I keep teasing him he is probably right, my wife still mostly refers to guitars based on color and if they have a "kickstand":facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RooSTER-b Posted August 21, 2009 Members Share Posted August 21, 2009 I agree with you. There are some chicks who are gonna go after guitarists just because they are gonna anyway (the guitar doesn't matter).My point is that the Zoot SG is the only guitar that could serve as a conversation starter for the chick who might not be tempted by a player. Hence, the guitar is the actual difference maker. right you are sir, and here is how that conversation would go...... "Hey yo...a hic....you.......Peekaboo" "oh, hi there how's it goin?" "I'm goo...hic....go....hic......good. Hey you.........peeka.....hic......so.....you play gui....hic.......guit.....hic.......g.....hic.......one of those things" "yes I do, I just got this one today. do you like it?" "you're aweso....hic.....awe......hic.....why is Kellie tex.....hic.....texting me? So.......you play gui.....hic................................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members redundantshrimp Posted August 21, 2009 Members Share Posted August 21, 2009 I disagree. I think that when chicks see that guy playing zoot, they'll be like "Oh, that's more money that he's spending on a flashy guitar that he could have spent on me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hellion_213 Posted August 21, 2009 Members Share Posted August 21, 2009 I agree with you. There are some chicks who are gonna go after guitarists just because they are gonna anyway (the guitar doesn't matter). My point is that the Zoot SG is the only guitar that could serve as a conversation starter for the chick who might not be tempted by a player. Hence, the guitar is the actual difference maker. Alright dammit, I consent. The blasted lame-ass guitar COULD potentially serve as an ice breaker with a chick. BUT, it would most likely have to be one of the more.....lollipop like ones. Sad as it is, You sir are correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jrockbridge Posted August 21, 2009 Members Share Posted August 21, 2009 I got laid playing a Gibson MIII! You CAN get laid playing a fugly guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NITROHOLIC Posted August 21, 2009 Members Share Posted August 21, 2009 i like the clear pups in them a lot. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bro Blue Posted August 21, 2009 Members Share Posted August 21, 2009 I think they'll see the rainbow guitar and just figure you're gay and trying to make some kind of "pride" statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hellion_213 Posted August 21, 2009 Members Share Posted August 21, 2009 I think they'll see the rainbow guitar and just figure you're gay and trying to make some kind of "pride" statement. Hmmm......there's a thought, and yet Another reason not to buy one! Aside from the fact that it's fugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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