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  • How men and women are different.

    Girls:




    Guys:




    Why do you think I only play music with women?
    Electrics: Fender '73 Mustang RI, Epiphone Inspired by John Lennon Casino, Gibson 60s Tribute Les Paul Studio, Daisy Rock Retro-H Deluxe, Squier Hello Kitty Strat x2Acoustics: Taylor 316CE-LTD, Seagull Entourage Rustic CW QITBasses: Squier Badtz Maru Bronco Bass, Aria CSB-300, Fender Mustang Bass RIAmps: Vox TB18C1, Vox Pathfinder 210, Peavey Transtube Envoy, Ampeg Micro VR StackMy Band: http://mittensband.com

  • #2
    I'll take the second one...

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    • #3
      Anatomy of a Tool song:

      1. Riffs based on playing a drop D power chord over and over again.

      2. (But the time signature is so cool!)

      3. Maynard whispering something for the verses and then going one octave higher to build drama.

      4. Kicking in the distortion while Maynard holds a high note.

      5. Maynard getting angry.

      6. Adam doing a really bad guitar solo but he might step on a pedal or two.

      7. You realize it's been going on for like 6 minutes.

      8. Cool drum part, and the song ends.
      Electrics: Fender '73 Mustang RI, Epiphone Inspired by John Lennon Casino, Gibson 60s Tribute Les Paul Studio, Daisy Rock Retro-H Deluxe, Squier Hello Kitty Strat x2Acoustics: Taylor 316CE-LTD, Seagull Entourage Rustic CW QITBasses: Squier Badtz Maru Bronco Bass, Aria CSB-300, Fender Mustang Bass RIAmps: Vox TB18C1, Vox Pathfinder 210, Peavey Transtube Envoy, Ampeg Micro VR StackMy Band: http://mittensband.com

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      • #4
        yay stereotypes!
        There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge." - Isaac Asimov, Newsweek (21 January 1980)

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        • #5
          yay stereotypes!

          They're often true, you know.

          Especially when it comes to how girls and guys in bands are different. The angriest feminist girl punk I ever hear still is very hook heavy. Not so much the angriest guy punk I hear.
          Electrics: Fender '73 Mustang RI, Epiphone Inspired by John Lennon Casino, Gibson 60s Tribute Les Paul Studio, Daisy Rock Retro-H Deluxe, Squier Hello Kitty Strat x2Acoustics: Taylor 316CE-LTD, Seagull Entourage Rustic CW QITBasses: Squier Badtz Maru Bronco Bass, Aria CSB-300, Fender Mustang Bass RIAmps: Vox TB18C1, Vox Pathfinder 210, Peavey Transtube Envoy, Ampeg Micro VR StackMy Band: http://mittensband.com

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          • #6
            yay stereotypes!


            Better than monotypes.
            We're not in Kansas anymore.

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            • #7
              See how the vocals are melodic and front and center and are the obvious focus of whatever they're doing? They even bother to harmonize? These are things girls are more likely to do than guys.
              Electrics: Fender '73 Mustang RI, Epiphone Inspired by John Lennon Casino, Gibson 60s Tribute Les Paul Studio, Daisy Rock Retro-H Deluxe, Squier Hello Kitty Strat x2Acoustics: Taylor 316CE-LTD, Seagull Entourage Rustic CW QITBasses: Squier Badtz Maru Bronco Bass, Aria CSB-300, Fender Mustang Bass RIAmps: Vox TB18C1, Vox Pathfinder 210, Peavey Transtube Envoy, Ampeg Micro VR StackMy Band: http://mittensband.com

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              • #8
                Anatomy of a Tool song:

                1. Riffs based on playing a drop D power chord over and over again.

                2. (But the time signature is so cool!)

                3. Maynard whispering something for the verses and then going one octave higher to build drama.

                4. Kicking in the distortion while Maynard holds a high note.

                5. Maynard getting angry.

                6. Adam doing a really bad guitar solo but he might step on a pedal or two.

                7. You realize it's been going on for like 6 minutes.

                8. Cool drum part, and the song ends.


                Bwahahahah!

                I think people who aren

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                • #9



                  Why do you think I only play music with women?


                  Information is not knowledge
                  Knowledge is not wisdom
                  Wisdom is not truth
                  Truth is not beauty
                  Beauty is not love
                  Love is not music.
                  Music Is The Best.

                  - Frank Zappa

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                  • #10
                    Bwahahahah!

                    I think people who aren
                    Electrics: Fender '73 Mustang RI, Epiphone Inspired by John Lennon Casino, Gibson 60s Tribute Les Paul Studio, Daisy Rock Retro-H Deluxe, Squier Hello Kitty Strat x2Acoustics: Taylor 316CE-LTD, Seagull Entourage Rustic CW QITBasses: Squier Badtz Maru Bronco Bass, Aria CSB-300, Fender Mustang Bass RIAmps: Vox TB18C1, Vox Pathfinder 210, Peavey Transtube Envoy, Ampeg Micro VR StackMy Band: http://mittensband.com

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                    • #11
                      Better than monotypes.


                      that depends. the Beatles or Cream in mono are far better than their off-kilter stereo versions.
                      There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge." - Isaac Asimov, Newsweek (21 January 1980)

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                      • #12
                        What, you don't like the Ringo and Paul on either side mixing method? Pssh.
                        Electrics: Fender '73 Mustang RI, Epiphone Inspired by John Lennon Casino, Gibson 60s Tribute Les Paul Studio, Daisy Rock Retro-H Deluxe, Squier Hello Kitty Strat x2Acoustics: Taylor 316CE-LTD, Seagull Entourage Rustic CW QITBasses: Squier Badtz Maru Bronco Bass, Aria CSB-300, Fender Mustang Bass RIAmps: Vox TB18C1, Vox Pathfinder 210, Peavey Transtube Envoy, Ampeg Micro VR StackMy Band: http://mittensband.com

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                        • #13
                          My problem with most of that kind of music is that I think it wants to be taken seriously and it wants to be complicated.

                          And if that were the case, it shouldn't be so predictable.


                          all pop music (yes, metal is pop music) is predictable. if you want unpredictability in music, go listen to free jazz.
                          There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge." - Isaac Asimov, Newsweek (21 January 1980)

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                          • #14
                            Yeah but one could say free jazz is predictable in its unpredictability.

                            Inception?
                            Electrics: Fender '73 Mustang RI, Epiphone Inspired by John Lennon Casino, Gibson 60s Tribute Les Paul Studio, Daisy Rock Retro-H Deluxe, Squier Hello Kitty Strat x2Acoustics: Taylor 316CE-LTD, Seagull Entourage Rustic CW QITBasses: Squier Badtz Maru Bronco Bass, Aria CSB-300, Fender Mustang Bass RIAmps: Vox TB18C1, Vox Pathfinder 210, Peavey Transtube Envoy, Ampeg Micro VR StackMy Band: http://mittensband.com

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                            • #15
                              Yeah but one could say free jazz is predictable in its unpredictability.

                              Inception?


                              only when it's recorded.
                              There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge." - Isaac Asimov, Newsweek (21 January 1980)

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