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  • You know what sucks? Strats.

    Can't even play chugga chugga without turning off the volume every two minutes.









    /troll thread
    Electrics: Fender '73 Mustang RI, Epiphone Inspired by John Lennon Casino, Gibson 60s Tribute Les Paul Studio, Daisy Rock Retro-H Deluxe, Squier Hello Kitty Strat x2Acoustics: Taylor 316CE-LTD, Seagull Entourage Rustic CW QITBasses: Squier Badtz Maru Bronco Bass, Aria CSB-300, Fender Mustang Bass RIAmps: Vox TB18C1, Vox Pathfinder 210, Peavey Transtube Envoy, Ampeg Micro VR StackMy Band: http://mittensband.com

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    huh?
    strat strat tele PRS agile gretsch martin

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    • #3






      Quote Originally Posted by sleewell
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      huh?




      Volume knob is in the way of punk rock and is therefore stupid.



      Pinkie swells are only for people who wish they'd picked up a real instrument like violin.
      Electrics: Fender '73 Mustang RI, Epiphone Inspired by John Lennon Casino, Gibson 60s Tribute Les Paul Studio, Daisy Rock Retro-H Deluxe, Squier Hello Kitty Strat x2Acoustics: Taylor 316CE-LTD, Seagull Entourage Rustic CW QITBasses: Squier Badtz Maru Bronco Bass, Aria CSB-300, Fender Mustang Bass RIAmps: Vox TB18C1, Vox Pathfinder 210, Peavey Transtube Envoy, Ampeg Micro VR StackMy Band: http://mittensband.com

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      • #4
        never once have i hit the volume knob while palm muting on my strat.

        And all I ever play is chugga chugga
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        • #5






          Quote Originally Posted by honeyiscool
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          Can't even play chugga chugga without turning off the volume every two minutes.









          /troll thread




          Story checks out
          DJANGO!







          Originally Posted by jjpistols


          Try telling anyone here that they aren't a genuine bluesman, many will argue and call you names. Trust me. Then they tear apart their cubicles and smash their smartphones and just cant get any blues done at all.









          Originally Posted by Motorik


          That's a negative, Ghostrider. Surf was not the lowering of standards, surf was the last point before standards got lowered. Surf exemplified the optimism and wholesomeness of American youth, before they got corrupted by longhair, dope, and the communist Beatles.

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          • #6
            Tryna get a strat pic thread goin, honey?



            I'll start, and hey, these have a more intellegently positioned volume knob. Boosh.



            Sometimes you follow your heart. Sometimes your heart cuts a fart. That's the cosmic shame.Charvel So Cals More Guitars Amp PedalsMy Band Site w/ Player

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            • #7
              There's only one Django and you are not it.
              Lead me to your door. (yeah yeah yeah yeah)

              “Say, can I have some of your purple berries Yes, I’ve been eating them for six or seven weeks now Haven't got sick once Prob’ly keep us both alive”=CS&N and to a lesser extent Y.

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              • #8






                Quote Originally Posted by notjonahbutnoah
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                Tryna get a strat pic thread goin, honey?



                I'll start, and hey, these have a more intellegently positioned volume knob. Boosh.







                Your picture contains cool guitars. There are no Strats in your picture.
                Electrics: Fender '73 Mustang RI, Epiphone Inspired by John Lennon Casino, Gibson 60s Tribute Les Paul Studio, Daisy Rock Retro-H Deluxe, Squier Hello Kitty Strat x2Acoustics: Taylor 316CE-LTD, Seagull Entourage Rustic CW QITBasses: Squier Badtz Maru Bronco Bass, Aria CSB-300, Fender Mustang Bass RIAmps: Vox TB18C1, Vox Pathfinder 210, Peavey Transtube Envoy, Ampeg Micro VR StackMy Band: http://mittensband.com

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                • #9






                  Quote Originally Posted by honeyiscool
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                  Can't even play chugga chugga without turning off the volume every two minutes.









                  /troll thread




                  A quick trick is put your volume where your tone nob is and leave the tone pot under the cover I get when you are playing realy fast your pinky will walk it down or you can put a spring washer under the nob which will still allow you to use the pot in its current local but it has more tension.I wouldn't give up on the strat yet.

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                  • #10
                    Love Strats. They are all kinds of good for me.

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                    • #11
                      I find my hand turns the vol. knob off every 15 sec. I think my ears are telling my brain to make my hand bump the knob. Strats suck.

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                      • #12






                        Quote Originally Posted by honeyiscool
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                        Volume knob is in the way of punk rock and is therefore stupid.



                        Pinkie swells are only for people who wish they'd picked up a real instrument like violin.




                        Ok...I will play.

                        I will play a 17.8lbs Les Paul tonight, but you have to agree to pick up the tab from my fractured right rib cage and bruised bottom forearm, where the sharp edges of this ill-conceived strat rival went wrong.

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                        • #13






                          Quote Originally Posted by honeyiscool
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                          Your picture contains cool guitars. There are no Strats in your picture.




                          Maaaaaaaaaaaaan, those were made under Fender's license, they are exactly the same body shape... they my be called So-Cals, but they're Strats. Fender Strats even.





                          A small pick up truck might say "Chevy S 10" on it, but that ****************er is a GMC Sonoma, no matter what they tell ya.



                          Sometimes you follow your heart. Sometimes your heart cuts a fart. That's the cosmic shame.Charvel So Cals More Guitars Amp PedalsMy Band Site w/ Player

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                          • #14
                            Troll thread is fail.
                            dharmaforone.bandcamp.comListen to my music and such.Strat - Jazzmaster - Bunch of fuzz and delay pedals - map.

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                            • #15
                              yup. Leo got it wrong the second time
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