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    • Hey, if nothing else the OP gets points in my book for using the phrase "Improvisational Elan".

      I saw what you did there.


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      • mmmm... bacon...
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        • If you want a real answer, get a bottle of either thyme, clove bud oil or rosemary (essential oil), pop a few drops between each fret and using your finger spread it round and then leave it and forget about it. All 3 are powerful antibiotics and will kill the bacteria causing the smell, make it smell nice, and if you use rosemary or thyme, will also clean and condition the fretboard..


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          • Others on here who I'm sure have also baconed up an instrument or two would surely like your feedback.


            That's going in the sig

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            • Behold, we have created a new verb : "baconed".

              Years from now linguists will trace its origins back to here. Amazing.
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              • I perused the immediately available lubricants and, well, bacon fat is good for a bunch of other stuff


                WTF???

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                • don't be too hard on the OP. have any of you ever "seasoned" a new cast iron skillet or stove burners? this is where you slather vegetable shortening or some other product all over the iron surfaces and bake it in the oven for an hour so that the next time you use it, it will be a nice non-stick surface.

                  i really think the baconing of this fretboard was rather forward thinking and may represent the future of guitar care.

                  I can see it now...

                  [COLOR="DarkGreen"](phone rings)

                  tech: yes, guitar repair works, may i help you?

                  caller: hi, uh how much is a set up?

                  tech: yes sir, it is $49 and includes new strings, action, intonation, truss rod adjustments, plus a complete baconing of all playing surfaces.

                  caller: great, i'll come at once...

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                  • bahahaha


                    this is easily the funniest thread ever. Good stuff.


                    I wonder how the bacon affects the guitar's tone.... I reckon it makes it sound more... ... you probably get a beefier sound

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                    • bahahaha


                      this is easily the funniest thread ever. Good stuff.


                      I wonder how the bacon affects the guitar's tone.... I reckon it makes it sound more... ... you probably get a beefier sound


                      Better than the what kind of bacon would satan eat? threads for sure
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                      • nuff said

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                        • If you want a real answer, get a bottle of either thyme, clove bud oil or rosemary (essential oil), pop a few drops between each fret and using your finger spread it round and then leave it and forget about it. All 3 are powerful antibiotics and will kill the bacteria causing the smell, make it smell nice, and if you use rosemary or thyme, will also clean and condition the fretboard..


                          NOW DON'T DO IT AGAIN



                          But who wants to turn a strat into a folk guitar?

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                          • Bacon is awesome.

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                            • bahahaha


                              this is easily the funniest thread ever. Good stuff.


                              I wonder how the bacon affects the guitar's tone.... I reckon it makes it sound more... ... you probably get a beefier sound


                              When using bacon many things alter the tone, is it plain bacon? smoked bacon? raw bacon? crispy bacon? etc so many different factors, and of course it changes from person to person depending what oil and size pan you use. And well if you microwave it...... you dont want to get me started!
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                              • When using bacon many things alter the tone, is it plain bacon? smoked bacon? raw bacon? crispy bacon? etc so many different factors, and of course it changes from person to person depending what oil and size pan you use. And well if you microwave it...... you dont want to get me started!


                                funny
                                Finally learning to enjoy something besides metal......and it Hurts!

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