Keeping this on topic and appropriate for general audiences...
what particular brand or model guitar that you really admire/appreciate/covet/etc. that you keep "on the down-low"?
for me, it's the Ibanez super-strat type RG or Saber or Radius series. I also really have this weird spot in my heart for the Jem, Universe and JS series. all of these models really do fly in the face of what I tend to look for in a guitar (hard-tail or vintage-style trem, thick neck carve, decidedly traditional look/feel, etc.). still, i get that little pitter-patter in my heart when i see an Ibanez rootbeer Jem or something with pyramid inlays. and if it's a custom series graphics? well, look out... i'm smitten.
OK. enough of my "perversion". how about you? what is that one guitar brand or model that has you by the heart-strings in the privacy of your own room?