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  • Chinese Democracy - 3 word reviews.



    Here you go.


    Reviews to be no more then 3 words, unless they are logograms, in which case you have free reign.





    my review;


    Low hanging fruit.







    Besides being a guitar player,
    I'm a big fan of the guitar.
    I love that damn instrument.
    -Steve Vai

  • #2

    Ow, my ears.


    (I like buckethead too, assuming my memory serves me right and he's on this album)

    Originally Posted by csm

    You get a limited-edition self-relic'ing guitar at no extra cost and you're COMPLAINING?

    [Insert religious affiliation political party and or spiritual belief here]

    57 Gibson Cg-530, 66 Teisco Mosrite "clone", 78 Rickenbacker something or other, 80's St. Blues, Classic Vibe 60's strat, Fender Blacktop HH strat, Switch Sig Stein, Switch Tele style, Austin SG, Yamaha something, lol.
    Vox Ampeg Peavey Hartke Bogen and Bugera amps, every tube pedal i can find. Muff. Loopers.


    • #3

      Well, it exists.

      Originally Posted by csm

      The first, and most frequently violated rule of punk is: THERE ARE NO RULES.

      "You know, once you've had that guitar up so loud on the stage, where you can lean back and volume will stop you from falling backward, that's a hard drug to kick." — David Gilmour

      Fender :: Gibson :: Epiphone :: Ibanez :: Yamaha
      Blackstar :: Orange :: Vox


      • bjcarl
        bjcarl commented
        Editing a comment
        Axl ruins bands.

    • #4

      little too late


      • #5

        two words. **************** sandwich

        "Can somebody give me a hand with all this talent?"


        • billybilly
          billybilly commented
          Editing a comment

          They need Slash.

      • #6

        Axel Sucks Balls

        No Slash Ouch

        Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


        • ermghoti II
          ermghoti II commented
          Editing a comment

          Clearly not G&R.

          What's this ****************?

          Nice effort, Axl.

          Hey, it's '95?


      • #7

        Absolute Friggin Crap!


        • #8

          Worth a listen.




          Guitars Canada - Guitar Forum for Canadians


          • #9

            Need More Buckethead.


            • Mav64
              Mav64 commented
              Editing a comment
              I like it!

          • #10

            No longer relevant


            • skibob
              skibob commented
              Editing a comment

              hardtdc wrote:

              No longer relevant


              Probably would have been ok if it had been released 10 years before it was. But it all seemed pretty dated to me.

          • #11

            Seventeen years? Really?

            Too much layering.

            How many guitarists?

            Was that necessary?

            Stick to 4-track.

            Ugh, Axl chorus.

            Opus poorly executed.


            • shoeless
              shoeless commented
              Editing a comment

              $0.99 clearance bin


              Seriously...I picked it up at Best Buy for $0.99 a while back.  I guess it's worth that.

          • #12

            not gonna listen


            • Grantus
              Grantus commented
              Editing a comment

              Was this necessary?

          • #13

            LIthium's musical equivalent.

            Tauntr.com - Adding Insult to Everything!Neck Pocket Cavern Surveyor for the Rhythm in Jump. Dancing Close to You club!"In all fairness, Les Pauls have a switch position labeled "Rhythm", while Strats do not, because they are lead guitars for lead guitarists." -Flatspotter


            • #14
              Stop counterfeiting
              Fender Stratocaster, Fender Mustang Pawn Shop, Fender Duo-Sonic (Modified), DeArmond M-66. Yamaha THR10, DigiTech RP250, Bad Monkey Tube Overdrive.


              • #15

                Needs more Prozac

                Slash was GnR

                Hall of Shame

                Goodbye Record Contract

                Gibson LP Standard, Flying V, Goth II SG w/ EMG 81/85, SG Special, SG Classic w/P-90s, SG Voodoo, SG Special Platinum w/ Lace Arena Pup Epiphone Les Paul Custom w/ SD JB/Jazz, SG in walnut w/ Alumitones,
                Peavey Bravo Head, XXX
                Carvin MTS-3200, V3, V3M
                RedStar Audio Blackjack 2x12 cabs
                Mesa & Madison cabs