Members billybilly Posted May 29, 2013 Members Share Posted May 29, 2013 I'm mostly self taught and have taken a few lessons. The problem is, that whole teacher/student thing has some pretty wild dynamics which can get quite intimate. As a result, I always seem to end up sleeping with the teacher, female or male. Then, the whole teacher/student thing is lost and the relationship turns into a torrid affair for a couple of weeks and eventually tapers off into nothing. Anybody else find this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kayd_mon Posted May 29, 2013 Members Share Posted May 29, 2013 Sounds like you get more for your money out of your lessons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members billybilly Posted May 29, 2013 Author Members Share Posted May 29, 2013 kayd_mon wrote: Sounds like you get more for your money out of your lessons I suppose you could look at it that way but I'm getting worn out, emotionally. I'm feeling pretty used actually, like some kind of countertransferance or something. I don't think I'll be looking for anymore lessons either. Come to think of it, my mates grandfather wanted to teach me some old blues licks, no thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kayd_mon Posted May 29, 2013 Members Share Posted May 29, 2013 Pass. Now if it was his sister, then maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members knotty Posted May 29, 2013 Members Share Posted May 29, 2013 Has it improved your technique? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mistersully Posted May 29, 2013 Members Share Posted May 29, 2013 i had a singing lesson with a hot woman once... she asked me to sing, and in the middle of it she was so moved she burst out crying and ran out of the room.... i knew then and there my voice had made her want me... so i took off my pants and waited for her to return.... when she came back she told me a bee had flown in the window and stung her on the arm... "oh" .. i said... "shall we do some scales then"... "no... i think it's time for the police" she replied.... "cool... ROOOXXXAAAAANNNE" i started to belt out when her husband came in and threw me outfreaks, i tell ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Meeloshxyz Posted May 29, 2013 Members Share Posted May 29, 2013 Good thread, would read again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members billybilly Posted May 29, 2013 Author Members Share Posted May 29, 2013 mistersully wrote: i had a singing lesson with a hot woman once... she asked me to sing, and in the middle of it she was so moved she burst out crying and ran out of the room.... i knew then and there my voice had made her want me... so i took off my pants and waited for her to return.... when she came back she told me a bee had flown in the window and stung her on the arm... "oh" .. i said... "shall we do some scales then"... "no... i think it's time for the police" she replied.... "cool... ROOOXXXAAAAANNNE" i started to belt out when her husband came in and threw me out freaks, i tell ya lol I knew someone would have had similar experience, to some degree anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members billybilly Posted May 29, 2013 Author Members Share Posted May 29, 2013 kayd_mon wrote: Pass. Now if it was his sister, then maybe? Not in this case because his sister is his mother too, long story, their Tazmanian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BeanoBoy Posted May 29, 2013 Members Share Posted May 29, 2013 Cool! Nice to read something funny that is not at anyone on this forums' expense. Internet humor usually s*cks, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kayd_mon Posted May 29, 2013 Members Share Posted May 29, 2013 @mistersully You should have gone with "Don't Stand So Close to Me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Rover Posted May 30, 2013 Members Share Posted May 30, 2013 I was gonna say "waste of money", but sounds like your teachers have been much more hands on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PurpleTrails Posted May 31, 2013 Members Share Posted May 31, 2013 What are these "lessons" you speak of? Never taken one, which may explain both why my playing doesn't sound much like your typical guitarist, and also why I'm limited by not having a bunch of basic building blocks in my repertoire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members stormin1155 Posted May 31, 2013 Members Share Posted May 31, 2013 Sounds like your issue really has nothing to do with "lessons." I've had lessons from a number of teachers over the years, and never had the slightest inclination to sleep with any of them. Maybe you should "relieve" yourself before going to the lesson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kayd_mon Posted May 31, 2013 Members Share Posted May 31, 2013 Lol! Don't go to lessons fully loaded! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gardo Posted June 1, 2013 Members Share Posted June 1, 2013 billybilly wrote: I'm mostly self taught and have taken a few lessons. The problem is, that whole teacher/student thing has some pretty wild dynamics which can get quite intimate. As a result, I always seem to end up sleeping with the teacher, female or male. Then, the whole teacher/student thing is lost and the relationship turns into a torrid affair for a couple of weeks and eventually tapers off into nothing. Anybody else find this? You know just maybe, if you put some clothes on and quit playing the guitar naked these things wouldn't happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members billybilly Posted June 1, 2013 Author Members Share Posted June 1, 2013 gardo wrote: billybilly wrote: I'm mostly self taught and have taken a few lessons. The problem is, that whole teacher/student thing has some pretty wild dynamics which can get quite intimate. As a result, I always seem to end up sleeping with the teacher, female or male. Then, the whole teacher/student thing is lost and the relationship turns into a torrid affair for a couple of weeks and eventually tapers off into nothing. Anybody else find this? You know just maybe, if you put some clothes on and quit playing the guitar naked these things wouldn't happen Nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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