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  • haha been a couple years since the last stripper. i think her name was ronni. she was my nieghbor.



    it's a funny story, really.



    an ex girlfriend from north carolina was in town visiting. me and a friend took her to a spot down in fremont where she proceeded to get TRASHED. we dropped her off at my apt for her to pass out and headed back out to the spearmint rhino, my favorite strip club in vegas. while standing at the bar, one of the strippers walked up to me and was like "hey, where do you live?" ... which was a typical strip club question. i answered "vegas." "yeah, but where?" "uh, rainbow and the 215. why?" "what complex?" "um, [insert the name of the apartment complex which i cannot remember]." "ok, well, my girl lives directly across from you. come meet her."



    so i did. and we hung out. and she invited me next door, as it were.



    anyway, things happened as they tended to ... but it happened that my friend that was out had left her car out and rode with me all night, and was back at my place - literally next door - tending to my ex. who, as i later heard, was driving her crazy. so my friend came barging in while both i and the girl were buck-ass-naked, asleep and demanding i a) take her to her car b) go deal with the nut next door.



    it's now a rule that anytime she (the ex) comes to visit me, wherever i am, i am not allowed to have sex with strippers while she's there.



    i guess it's a fair rule.
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    • I thought you had a Firebird.
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      is this serious or him being an ****************************?

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      go easy on him, he might just bust out his move
      I'm assuming thats when he goes into the fetal position, sticks his thumb up his ass, and cries until you leave him alone

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      A lot of time and effort has gone in to 'updating' this site just so that one dude can upload his Nam video from his motel room

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      • used to. hated it.
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        • Quote Originally Posted by aenemated
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          ENABLER!!!!



          i couldn't remember if i said that the night i finally got the '59 ... or when i was super stoked on the '57.




          That was _1_ week ago when you were about to order the '59
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          • ah, yep ... ordered the '59 on like tuesday or wednesday of last week. i forget exactly when.
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            • oh man, thats a beauty

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              • Quote Originally Posted by aenemated
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                hahaha i love your spirit!



                though, take my advice man ... they're WAAAAAY more trouble than they're worth. it might only take a couple $6 shots to get them to **************** you in the car on the way home, but all the other **************** is JUST NOT WORTH IT.



                it's why i go for bartendresses now. they can make a fabulous gin and tonic, can deal with drunken idiots like myself and tend to look their best.








                This man know his L.A. Listen to what he is sayin...



                (And i hear ya about beach life. I hated it too)
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                • Quote Originally Posted by Puckman
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                  This man know his L.A. Listen to what he is sayin...



                  (And i hear ya about beach life. I hated it too)




                  Oh, thats right, rub it in mr "I hate beach life".....

                  You try living in this cold, mean ****************TY LITTLE ****************ING TOWN!

                  I CANT GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT HEARING "GET AN 'AIRCUT, BLOODY 'IPPIE LAYABOUT!"



                  AND NOT ONE ****************ING STRIPPER!...

                  I'm sorry, was I shouting? (Time for my medicine)



                  Oh well, I still have my guitar. And theres plenty of horse-riding blond chicks round here I suppose....

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                  • Well don't get me wrong, I love Southern California. But I don't want to live RIGHT on the beach. I know it sounds glamorous and fun, but it sucks bloody ass. There's never anywhere to park. It's crowded as all freakin hell. Apartments and homes are priced exhorbitantly high (and are usually complete ****************holes). And the kinds of folks you run into are not exactly my kind of folks. It works for some people, but it's not for me.



                    I try to stay away from the Beach cities (Redondo Beach, Venice Beach, etc.) for the most part, but it's nice that I can still get to the beach if I want to within 30 minutes (traffic not withstanding). Did I mention parking sucks?
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                    • Quote Originally Posted by mustang5
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                      Oh, thats right, rub it in mr "I hate beach life".....

                      You try living in this cold, mean ****************TY LITTLE ****************ING TOWN!

                      I CANT GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT HEARING "GET AN 'AIRCUT, BLOODY 'IPPIE LAYABOUT!"



                      AND NOT ONE ****************ING STRIPPER...

                      I'm sorry, was I shouting?




                      OI....shut it, stop being shabby, and sod off and get a haircut ya feckin hippie drain on society layabout, start earnin and payin taxes
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                      • For what it's worth, I'd much rather be living in the English countryside, like RC
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                        • Nice guitar! But, with all your drankin' and stuff, you might want to get another guitar stand!
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                          • Quote Originally Posted by mustang5
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                            Oh, thats right, rub it in mr "I hate beach life".....

                            You try living in this cold, mean ****************TY LITTLE ****************ING TOWN!

                            I CANT GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT HEARING "GET AN 'AIRCUT, BLOODY 'IPPIE LAYABOUT!"



                            AND NOT ONE ****************ING STRIPPER!...

                            I'm sorry, was I shouting? (Time for my medicine)



                            Oh well, I still have my guitar. And theres plenty of horse-riding blond chicks round here I suppose....




                            I GAURANTEE i have it worse - i live near and work in......wait for it..........





                            ....you are going to laugh....





                            MILTON KEYNES!



                            Now that is teh suxxor.



                            And you almost never see really high end LP's round here.



                            ever.





                            And the only strip club is a crappy rip off centre.
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                            YOU, bigfatmonkeyboy, are .... Eric Idle's son! <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/icon_lol.gif" border="0" alt="" title="lol" class="inlineimg" /></div>

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                            • I'm sorry, I didn't mean tolaugh...No, really

                              Oh well, your closer to London - without actually being in London.



                              Plus we don't have to put up with beach life!

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                              • whats good about London? Commuted there for four years, now I only cross the 25 if i'm getting paid and can be out before nightfall.
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                                <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Gilgators</strong>
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                                <div class="message">I now feel completely confident jumping to the following conclusion.<br />
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                                YOU, bigfatmonkeyboy, are .... Eric Idle's son! <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/icon_lol.gif" border="0" alt="" title="lol" class="inlineimg" /></div>

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