Do you have to post the list every second post? Makes scrolling a touch difficult.
#1 You don't appear to own a Squier and therefore you are not on the list.
#2 You are not in the Squier Army and therefore you don't exist within the confines of this thread. I take care of my soldiers and if I can catch it as soon as someone posts they have enlisted, I'm going to add them even if it's one post.
#3 You have less that 200 posts and therefore you're a noob and you know what's next.