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  • I DEMAND a public apology from this forum.

     

     

     someone said i wasn't fit to lay with dogs or even to eat with pigs.

     

    Wel I'm here  here to tell you..... you...."people"

    That you dobn know me!

     

    I am in fact, fit to sleep with pigs and eat with  dogs, and sleep with dogs and eat with pigs, and all variations of combinatins thereof.

     

    Henceforth, and thusly, I DEMAND my public apology NOW!

    NOW I SAID!

    If I don't get it by sundown today, I am going to break in to your houses and sleep with your dogs, and possibly even your farm animals If you have any, and GOD HELP any small furry woodland forest creature s that just may happen to be frolicing about!

     

    Think I'm bluffing?

     

    You dont know me! I come from a long line of chicken f@#ckers.

     

    When the world freaked out because Jeffrey Dommer said he would rather have sex with a dead animal than a live person, I was tthere to stand beside him and lend support. Been there, done that.

     

    When that guy, I forget his name, up in the panhandle of Florida tried to marry his pet sheep, I was there for that too. Ok, well that one actually WAS me but you get the point.

     

    You people don't know me!

     

    Ill HAVE that apology NOW!

     

    Or else!


    "You people keep on raining. I'll still be the parade." - Diamond Dave.



    TO HEAR MY COUNTRY BAND: ADRIAN RAY, click THIS or this


    Official endorsee of:Breedlove Guitars

    http://www.ghsstrings.com

    http://www.rocktron.com

    http://www.monsterenergy.com/

    Myspace.com-Dave Aronow

  • #2
    3/10
    Originally Posted by GW348


    I just let the pee flow. The places I play, no one notices or have peed themselves too.




    RIP Wayne Murray

    **************** YOU CANCER!!

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    • kolapsar
      kolapsar commented
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      afhbashsah

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  • #3
    Cool! ^^^

    Why not make that day today?

    Don't just talk about it. Have some stones, man.

    Ok, I guess I'll see you..... never?

    We'll see.....

    "You people keep on raining. I'll still be the parade." - Diamond Dave.



    TO HEAR MY COUNTRY BAND: ADRIAN RAY, click THIS or this


    Official endorsee of:Breedlove Guitars

    http://www.ghsstrings.com

    http://www.rocktron.com

    http://www.monsterenergy.com/

    Myspace.com-Dave Aronow

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    • #4

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      • *BLEEP*
        *BLEEP* commented
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        Ewwwww!  Damn.  I should've never visited this thread.  Now I gots horse manure all over my boots.  

         


      • webe123
        webe123 commented
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        What fonzie said......


    • #5

      wasn't me

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      • #6
        Ok, I warned you. Time to unleash HELL!

        "You people keep on raining. I'll still be the parade." - Diamond Dave.



        TO HEAR MY COUNTRY BAND: ADRIAN RAY, click THIS or this


        Official endorsee of:Breedlove Guitars

        http://www.ghsstrings.com

        http://www.rocktron.com

        http://www.monsterenergy.com/

        Myspace.com-Dave Aronow

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        • knotty
          knotty commented
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          Free the Atlantis 7.


        • mistersully
          mistersully commented
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          DaveAronow wrote:
          Ok, I warned you. Time to unleash HELL!


          can you wait until i finish my breakfast?

           

          i'd hate for the unleashing of hell to interrupt my breakfast


      • #7
        I'm still waiting for my apology.
        It could be a while for you, Dave.

        Where's mr big man Scottie? Maybe he's thinking of another racist term to throw at me.
        We're not in Kansas anymore.

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        • gardo
          gardo commented
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          Elias Graves wrote:
          I'm still waiting for my apology.
          It could be a while for you, Dave.

          Where's mr big man Scottie? Maybe he's thinking of another racist term to throw at me.


      • #8
        I'm going to unleash Worse than Hell on your asses. How about I send a gaggle of 200 year old blue haired Florida retirees to clog up your towns streets and highways!

        "You people keep on raining. I'll still be the parade." - Diamond Dave.



        TO HEAR MY COUNTRY BAND: ADRIAN RAY, click THIS or this


        Official endorsee of:Breedlove Guitars

        http://www.ghsstrings.com

        http://www.rocktron.com

        http://www.monsterenergy.com/

        Myspace.com-Dave Aronow

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        • #9
          Ok, Mr. Sully, but I better not catch you refilling your bowl of fruit loops and you got ten minutes, not a second longer.


          You gunna eat the rest of that pop tart?

          "You people keep on raining. I'll still be the parade." - Diamond Dave.



          TO HEAR MY COUNTRY BAND: ADRIAN RAY, click THIS or this


          Official endorsee of:Breedlove Guitars

          http://www.ghsstrings.com

          http://www.rocktron.com

          http://www.monsterenergy.com/

          Myspace.com-Dave Aronow

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          • mistersully
            mistersully commented
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            DaveAronow wrote:
            Ok, Mr. Sully, but I better not catch you refilling your bowl of fruit loops and you got ten minutes, not a second longer.


            You gunna eat the rest of that pop tart?


            i wasn't going to... but considering hell is about to be unleashed, i might make a pig of myself


        • #10

          What the hell did I miss?

          Originally Posted by Fork Man


          The answer is, of course, onions.









          Originally Posted by MyNameIsMok...


          Blasphemer! I'll bite your nipples off.









          Originally Posted by nicholai


          All guitars suck. Except for mine. They rock.

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          • *BLEEP*
            *BLEEP* commented
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          • *BLEEP*
            *BLEEP* commented
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            Skyforger wrote:

            What the hell did I miss?


             

            The result of two forumites, that need to spend less time on internet forums, getting into a pissing contest over semantics.  

             


        • #11
          Ok, quick summary. Two forumites, both known for posting humorous things, got into a little scuffle. One called the other a racist, or hinted at it, I don't remember, and the other got really upset. He posted a thread demanding a public apology. Of course, all he got was more ridicule. It is the internet, after all.

          It was entertaining for a day or so.
          Guitars: 3 Fender Strats, Fender Jazzmaster, Squier Bullet, 2 Gibson Les Pauls, Gibson ES-339, Gibson Les Paul Jr. Special, Epiphone Les Paul, Epiphone Dot, Epiphone SG, PRS SE Custom 24, Ibanez AS73, Hamer Duotone, Larrivee D-03R, Takamine EG5013S, 1951 Epiphone Devon, Ibanez SR305 (bass)Pedal Chain: BBE Green Screamer -> MXR Distortion III -> Boss CE-5 -> EH Stereo Pulsar -> Boss DD-20 -> BBE Boosta GrandeAmps: Vox AC4, AC15, AC30, Pathfinder 10, DA5SoundCloud

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          • Alexilaiho
            Alexilaiho commented
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            Are you kidding kayd? It was freaking hilarious for a day

        • #12
          What? I knew norhing of the other thread.
          This is not a parody thread!

          This is real!

          Prepare to BURN!

          "You people keep on raining. I'll still be the parade." - Diamond Dave.



          TO HEAR MY COUNTRY BAND: ADRIAN RAY, click THIS or this


          Official endorsee of:Breedlove Guitars

          http://www.ghsstrings.com

          http://www.rocktron.com

          http://www.monsterenergy.com/

          Myspace.com-Dave Aronow

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          • #13

            I never thought I'd see the word "buttrage" occur on this forum.

            Originally Posted by Fork Man


            The answer is, of course, onions.









            Originally Posted by MyNameIsMok...


            Blasphemer! I'll bite your nipples off.









            Originally Posted by nicholai


            All guitars suck. Except for mine. They rock.

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            • Buttcrust
              Buttcrust commented
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              lol @ buttrage


          • #14
            It appears that we may get more entertainment on this for another day
            Guitars: 3 Fender Strats, Fender Jazzmaster, Squier Bullet, 2 Gibson Les Pauls, Gibson ES-339, Gibson Les Paul Jr. Special, Epiphone Les Paul, Epiphone Dot, Epiphone SG, PRS SE Custom 24, Ibanez AS73, Hamer Duotone, Larrivee D-03R, Takamine EG5013S, 1951 Epiphone Devon, Ibanez SR305 (bass)Pedal Chain: BBE Green Screamer -> MXR Distortion III -> Boss CE-5 -> EH Stereo Pulsar -> Boss DD-20 -> BBE Boosta GrandeAmps: Vox AC4, AC15, AC30, Pathfinder 10, DA5SoundCloud

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          • #15
            Elias brought the issue back up on a couple of Dr Scottie threads.

            He stops in every so often to complain about the forum traffic and the software. I guess now he's going to bring up the whole racism thing, too.
            Guitars: 3 Fender Strats, Fender Jazzmaster, Squier Bullet, 2 Gibson Les Pauls, Gibson ES-339, Gibson Les Paul Jr. Special, Epiphone Les Paul, Epiphone Dot, Epiphone SG, PRS SE Custom 24, Ibanez AS73, Hamer Duotone, Larrivee D-03R, Takamine EG5013S, 1951 Epiphone Devon, Ibanez SR305 (bass)Pedal Chain: BBE Green Screamer -> MXR Distortion III -> Boss CE-5 -> EH Stereo Pulsar -> Boss DD-20 -> BBE Boosta GrandeAmps: Vox AC4, AC15, AC30, Pathfinder 10, DA5SoundCloud

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            • Alexilaiho
              Alexilaiho commented
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              ^^^^ non friggin' stop, he seriously needs to smoke some pot or something to cool his beans












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