Members V Posted May 7, 2012 Members Share Posted May 7, 2012 http://jezebel.com/5907587/zookeeper-saves-tiny-monkey-by-licking-its-butt-until-it-poops-seriously?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_facebook&utm_source=jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow I mean...couldn't he just have...ok, whatever. Discus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CicadaSilence Posted May 7, 2012 Members Share Posted May 7, 2012 No. Just no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members crohny Posted May 7, 2012 Members Share Posted May 7, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members arthurdent'd Posted May 7, 2012 Members Share Posted May 7, 2012 answer me a question, does my breath smell like monkey {censored}? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Naterel Posted May 7, 2012 Members Share Posted May 7, 2012 oh thats hott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pedaltones Posted May 7, 2012 Members Share Posted May 7, 2012 The monkey nutted on the zookeeper's mouth? I thought I'd seen enough Hentai to know where that was going but ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goodhonk Posted May 7, 2012 Members Share Posted May 7, 2012 nutty zookeeper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cooki3monster Posted May 7, 2012 Members Share Posted May 7, 2012 Why couldn't it had been kevin james Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oinkbanana Posted May 7, 2012 Members Share Posted May 7, 2012 ATT STEVENGLASSthis thread is a prime example of OT threads getting out of hand.what the {censored} is this {censored}??????i don't brows reddit/r/new for a reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Stevenglass Posted May 7, 2012 Members Share Posted May 7, 2012 ATT STEVENGLASSthis thread is a prime example of OT threads getting out of hand.what the {censored} is this {censored}??????i don't brows reddit/r/new for a reason. Good thing it's just a forum on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members V Posted May 7, 2012 Author Members Share Posted May 7, 2012 ATT STEVENGLASSthis thread is a prime example of OT threads getting out of hand.what the {censored} is this {censored}??????i don't brows reddit/r/new for a reason. Look, pal. Some of us happen to like monkey butt-licking discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O'Keefe Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 I'm sure he could have thought of something to use as a suitable substitute for his tongue. I know I would have. It's great to love animals, just don't "love" your animals. And A2M pretty much crosses that line. It kind of reminds me of that old joke about the two hikers who were out in the boonies. One gets bit by a rattlesnake right on the butt while answering the call of nature, and the other calls 911 on the cell phone and asks what he should do. The paramedic tells him he's got to make an x incisions over each fang mark and then suck out the poison with his mouth and spit it out, or his friend is going to die. When he gets off the phone, the guy who got bit asked "what did they say?" And the other guy replies "you're gonna die..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members decode6 Posted May 7, 2012 Members Share Posted May 7, 2012 The Most Defecated Pookeeper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Player99 Posted May 7, 2012 Members Share Posted May 7, 2012 I refuse to watch. {censored} that. I will not be scarred for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Stevenglass Posted May 7, 2012 Members Share Posted May 7, 2012 I refuse to watch. {censored} that. I will not be scarred for life. it's an article bro... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitardustin Posted May 7, 2012 Members Share Posted May 7, 2012 hahahaha Now unfortunately, Mr Bangsheng will be suffering from ecoli and will be {censored}ting in excess for about 4 weeks, eventually becoming severely dehydrated and malnourished, probably leading to death. He did save that little monkey though eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WeStartToDrift Posted May 7, 2012 Members Share Posted May 7, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members juri Posted May 7, 2012 Members Share Posted May 7, 2012 That is dedication to the job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Marc G Posted May 7, 2012 Members Share Posted May 7, 2012 I just hope the monkey returns the favour when it's better.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goodhonk Posted May 7, 2012 Members Share Posted May 7, 2012 i hope that monkey never gets a kidney stone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 9520575 Posted May 7, 2012 Members Share Posted May 7, 2012 browsing the forum on my lunch break was a bad idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members macadood Posted May 7, 2012 Members Share Posted May 7, 2012 I'm sure he could have thought of something to use as a suitable substitute for his tongue. I know I would have. It's great to love animals, just don't "love" your animals. And A2M pretty much crosses that line. for real. this guy probably likes that stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goodhonk Posted May 7, 2012 Members Share Posted May 7, 2012 yeah, sounds like zookeeper was busted and the peanut thing was a cover up. dudes probably feeding peanuts to the armadillos right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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