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  • Cooked dinner for your lover lately?

    http://cooksuck.com/
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    Did you? How did he like it?

    (Not that there's anything wrong with that)

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    • #3






      Quote Originally Posted by evets618
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      Did you? How did he like it?

      (Not that there's anything wrong with that)




      my wife, who is not a "he" is off limits!



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      • #4
        A site where people try to do nice things and get paragraphs of ridicule instead? No thanks.



        My gf is a great little cook, FWIW. And an even better baker.
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        • #5
          Oh **************** this made me laugh:








          Every single couple I meet these days is a complete embarrassment. Ben and Jerrying their way towards mediocrity and irrelevance, downloading mini-series in their snug Peter Alexander pyjamas pretending they are ****************ing adults with their laptop HBO. If you are one of those couples I can guarantee your parents are ****************ing ashamed of you and your comfortable pants and 8 hour tie-less work days reading top 10 Banksy picture galleries and flash-mob YouTubes at work. In their day, when the relationship hit that stale couple-of-year mark, they were ****************ing choking and pissing on each other while being duct taped to barbed wire, or going on proper holidays - like three uncontactable years in South America catching some romantic Malaria (as opposed to 6 months in London via Facebook catching functional Chlamydia).



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          • #6






            Quote Originally Posted by TomVanDeven
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            A site where people try to do nice things and get paragraphs of ridicule instead? No thanks.




            yeahh. seems like a great thing to complain about.

            i cook for my girlfriend whenever she's over. or her for me when i'm over. or we both cook. idk, what were we thread about again?
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            • #7






              Quote Originally Posted by PKTrono
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              yeahh. seems like a great thing to complain about.

              i cook for my girlfriend whenever she's over. or her for me when i'm over. or we both cook. idk, what were we thread about again?




              Lets thread about our lovers.



              I'm still polishing off a plate of lavender honey cookies she made last week. Tasty little things.
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              • #8






                Quote Originally Posted by TomVanDeven
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                A site where people try to do nice things and get paragraphs of ridicule instead? No thanks.



                My gf is a great little cook, FWIW. And an even better baker.




                Yeah but when your "nice things" consist of a box of mac and cheese or take out food combined with a candle for instant romance points and you decide to put it on the internet like you're ****************ing Casanova, you're kind of asking for a little ridicule.



                Also, I lol'd hard at



                "It
                Originally Posted by assface jackson


                To say that **************** was loud is like saying vaginas are just o.k.



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                • #9
                  ^^I fiucking LOVE grilled cheese. I have 4 kids so I make/ eat a lot of them.

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                  • #10
                    The only complaint that I have are that blogs like these are going to only become more and more numerous and continue the growing trend of unapologetic assholitry replacing thought because its good for a cheap laugh. It's not like these people ever care about this guy tearing into him, but you can almost smell the dissonance of the sear from the writer calling these people mediocre and his own embittered struggle to muster up one ounce of meaning from what is probably an equally futile life wrapped in the ****************-stained rejection of anything not up to his own projected tastes. That sounds like a Sarah Palinism but this kind of piss and vinegar only really comes from people that truly find themselves locked into some kind Manichaeist battle between the worst of all mortal sins--mediocrity--and that underground of minority of wisdom-seekers.

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                    • #11






                      Quote Originally Posted by TomVanDeven
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                      Lets thread about our lovers.



                      I'm still polishing off a plate of lavender honey cookies she made last week. Tasty little things.




                      sounds good! my girlfriend left me with some apple sauce and i finished up leftovers from sunday for lunch today. some picadillo and a salad with this great dressing she makes. foooooooood
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                      • #12






                        Quote Originally Posted by pbone
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                        The only complaint that I have are that blogs like these are going to only become more and more numerous and continue the growing trend of unapologetic assholitry replacing thought because its good for a cheap laugh. It's not like these people ever care about this guy tearing into him, but you can almost smell the dissonance of the sear from the writer calling these people mediocre and his own embittered struggle to muster up one ounce of meaning from what is probably an equally futile life wrapped in the ****************-stained rejection of anything not up to his own projected tastes. That sounds like a Sarah Palinism but this kind of piss and vinegar only really comes from people that truly find themselves locked into some kind Manichaeist battle between the worst of all mortal sins--mediocrity--and that underground of minority of wisdom-seekers.




                        Agreed. The trick to being 'cool' is to not be an **************************** but not to care either. Say stuff like "You just do your thing, and I do mine, man, or whatever". Zen Buddhism and stuff, a Ni Ten Ichi Ryu approach to daily interactions and default attitudes. But that's not as entertaining as being an **************************** or watching/accepting someone while they're being an ****************************.



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                        • #13
                          In 7 years of marriage, and the 5 years that we dated before that, I have cooked for my wife exactly 2 times.
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                          • #14






                            Quote Originally Posted by pbone
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                            The only complaint that I have are that blogs like these are going to only become more and more numerous and continue the growing trend of unapologetic assholitry replacing thought because its good for a cheap laugh. It's not like these people ever care about this guy tearing into him, but you can almost smell the dissonance of the sear from the writer calling these people mediocre and his own embittered struggle to muster up one ounce of meaning from what is probably an equally futile life wrapped in the ****************-stained rejection of anything not up to his own projected tastes. That sounds like a Sarah Palinism but this kind of piss and vinegar only really comes from people that truly find themselves locked into some kind Manichaeist battle between the worst of all mortal sins--mediocrity--and that underground of minority of wisdom-seekers.




                            It's just a blog bro.



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                            • #15






                              Quote Originally Posted by d4rk0
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                              In 7 years of marriage, and the 5 years that we dated before that, I have cooked for my wife exactly 2 times.




                              Man up!



                              This week alone I made: roasted lamb, roasted chicken, and steak tips. tonight was her night. Bison and Beef Chili. I love this woman.
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