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So... Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco might be debuting at taco bell this year...

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  • #61






    Quote Originally Posted by misterstomach
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    i don't eat fast food for the most part, or doritos. but when those dorito tacos came out, curiosity got the best of me. i was like "damn, i've got to try these things. what if it's amazing?" so one day last summer, my girl and i were driving out to spend the weekend at the coast and we were hungry. so we decide to just ****************ing stop at the taco bell and get a snack and drive on down the road. of course i get some dorito tacos. turns out, they taste like fast food, which isn't really that good. whatever, now i've had them. about an hour later we stop at a grocery store to get some supplies for the weekend. while in the store, suddenly i am desperate need of an ass explosion. i find the bathroom and rush in there to do my wretched business. just as i'm on the brink of relief, some dude comes in to piss in the urinal. it's a small bathroom and i'm not excited about the intrusion. so i try to hold off til he's gone. dude pisses for ****************ing ever and then decides to wash his hands for like ten minutes. i can't do it anymore and the ass explosion proceeds. i hate that this is happening, but that's life and this is a ****************ing public restroom and i have no choice. he hurries up and gets out of there at that point. as soon as he opens the door to leave, i can hear that he has someone waiting for him and he bursts into hysterical laughter before the door even closes. mother****************er. my integrity is shot at this point. i'm stuck there for ten minutes ****************ting my intestines out 'cause of these ****************ing dorito tacos. mocked and laughed at. in terrible discomfort. **************** that ****************. i won't be trying these cool ranch flavored tacos.




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    • #62
      yes honk'd! now if only we got these in canada



      also, i don't understand how people get insta-****************s from taco bell...it takes your body well over 12 hours to digest food. i'm not sure its possible to just get the ****************s right away and poo out your taco bell in a fiery wet explosion. maybe i just have an iron stomach
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      • #63






        Quote Originally Posted by live-I-evil
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        Man, I thought it was when you roll in to Circle K/7-Eleven/AM-PM/7th layer of Hell and pop open a Doritos bag and fill it with the nacho cheese from the dispenser by the fountain drinks. You'd be hard pressed to find a more expressively unimpressed face than the one on the cashier as you hand them a warm, weighted bag of Doritos and disappointment and the both of you try to act as if it's just another normal 99 cent chip bag that's definitely not filled with a pound and a half of fake cheese.







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        • #64
          I don't like taco bell or cool ranch. But barring food poisoning, I can eat anything meant for human consumption without the least bit of digestive discomfort.

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          • #65
            sounds like a dare

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            • #66






              Quote Originally Posted by goodhonk
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              sounds like a dare




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              • #67
                I read a study that linked AIDS to Cool Ranch Doritos.
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                • #68
                  colon cancer maybe.

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