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  • #31
    I hate this country

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    • #32






      Quote Originally Posted by Bucksstudent
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      I understood everything until the hot bag part...




      hot bag.
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      • #33






        Quote Originally Posted by Bucksstudent
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        I understood everything until the hot bag part...




        hot bag.
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        ernie ball volume pedal jr.
        ibanez de7
        ehx micro q-tron
        boss tr-2 tremolo
        digitech digiverb

        want:
        fulltone ocd

        good deals:
        vangkm / myTakamine (x2) / mrlutton / anti-flag193 / hangwire / bvester / kev324 / Primo

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        • #34






          Quote Originally Posted by HopeStreet
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          I'm pretty sure if I said that to my girlfriend, she'd slap me...
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          • #35






            Quote Originally Posted by HopeStreet
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            I'm pretty sure if I said that to my girlfriend, she'd slap me...
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            https://soundcloud.com/patrickaei

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            • #36






              Quote Originally Posted by misterstomach
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              i don't eat fast food for the most part, or doritos. but when those dorito tacos came out, curiosity got the best of me. i was like "damn, i've got to try these things. what if it's amazing?" so one day last summer, my girl and i were driving out to spend the weekend at the coast and we were hungry. so we decide to just ****************ing stop at the taco bell and get a snack and drive on down the road. of course i get some dorito tacos. turns out, they taste like fast food, which isn't really that good. whatever, now i've had them. about an hour later we stop at a grocery store to get some supplies for the weekend. while in the store, suddenly i am desperate need of an ass explosion. i find the bathroom and rush in there to do my wretched business. just as i'm on the brink of relief, some dude comes in to piss in the urinal. it's a small bathroom and i'm not excited about the intrusion. so i try to hold off til he's gone. dude pisses for ****************ing ever and then decides to wash his hands for like ten minutes. i can't do it anymore and the ass explosion proceeds. i hate that this is happening, but that's life and this is a ****************ing public restroom and i have no choice. he hurries up and gets out of there at that point. as soon as he opens the door to leave, i can hear that he has someone waiting for him and he bursts into hysterical laughter before the door even closes. mother****************er. my integrity is shot at this point. i'm stuck there for ten minutes ****************ting my intestines out 'cause of these ****************ing dorito tacos. mocked and laughed at. in terrible discomfort. **************** that ****************. i won't be trying these cool ranch flavored tacos.




              Can we sticky this?
              Test Tech Wattson Classic ElectronicsEL KABONG wrote: I turned down $25 grand cash for gay sex.

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              • #37






                Quote Originally Posted by misterstomach
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                i don't eat fast food for the most part, or doritos. but when those dorito tacos came out, curiosity got the best of me. i was like "damn, i've got to try these things. what if it's amazing?" so one day last summer, my girl and i were driving out to spend the weekend at the coast and we were hungry. so we decide to just ****************ing stop at the taco bell and get a snack and drive on down the road. of course i get some dorito tacos. turns out, they taste like fast food, which isn't really that good. whatever, now i've had them. about an hour later we stop at a grocery store to get some supplies for the weekend. while in the store, suddenly i am desperate need of an ass explosion. i find the bathroom and rush in there to do my wretched business. just as i'm on the brink of relief, some dude comes in to piss in the urinal. it's a small bathroom and i'm not excited about the intrusion. so i try to hold off til he's gone. dude pisses for ****************ing ever and then decides to wash his hands for like ten minutes. i can't do it anymore and the ass explosion proceeds. i hate that this is happening, but that's life and this is a ****************ing public restroom and i have no choice. he hurries up and gets out of there at that point. as soon as he opens the door to leave, i can hear that he has someone waiting for him and he bursts into hysterical laughter before the door even closes. mother****************er. my integrity is shot at this point. i'm stuck there for ten minutes ****************ting my intestines out 'cause of these ****************ing dorito tacos. mocked and laughed at. in terrible discomfort. **************** that ****************. i won't be trying these cool ranch flavored tacos.




                Can we sticky this?
                Test Tech Wattson Classic ElectronicsEL KABONG wrote: I turned down $25 grand cash for gay sex.

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                • #38
                  This place is really at its best when we discuss food and poop.

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                  • #39
                    This place is really at its best when we discuss food and poop.

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                    • #40






                      Quote Originally Posted by Bucksstudent
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                      I'm pretty sure if I said that to my girlfriend, she'd slap me...




                      maybe if you're refering to definition #3.

                      unless your number two is bigger than your fun stick,

                      then she might be aight with it.
                      sale/trade:
                      ernie ball volume pedal jr.
                      ibanez de7
                      ehx micro q-tron
                      boss tr-2 tremolo
                      digitech digiverb

                      want:
                      fulltone ocd

                      good deals:
                      vangkm / myTakamine (x2) / mrlutton / anti-flag193 / hangwire / bvester / kev324 / Primo

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                      • #41






                        Quote Originally Posted by Bucksstudent
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                        I'm pretty sure if I said that to my girlfriend, she'd slap me...




                        maybe if you're refering to definition #3.

                        unless your number two is bigger than your fun stick,

                        then she might be aight with it.
                        sale/trade:
                        ernie ball volume pedal jr.
                        ibanez de7
                        ehx micro q-tron
                        boss tr-2 tremolo
                        digitech digiverb

                        want:
                        fulltone ocd

                        good deals:
                        vangkm / myTakamine (x2) / mrlutton / anti-flag193 / hangwire / bvester / kev324 / Primo

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                        • #42






                          Quote Originally Posted by HopeStreet
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                          maybe if you're refering to definition #3.

                          unless your number two is bigger than your fun stick,

                          then she might be aight with it.




                          My number two? I didn't realize I had Robert Wagner growing out of my balls. I'll ask him if he killed Natalie Wood the next time I take a dump.
                          ---
                          https://soundcloud.com/patrickaei

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                          • #43






                            Quote Originally Posted by HopeStreet
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                            maybe if you're refering to definition #3.

                            unless your number two is bigger than your fun stick,

                            then she might be aight with it.




                            My number two? I didn't realize I had Robert Wagner growing out of my balls. I'll ask him if he killed Natalie Wood the next time I take a dump.
                            ---
                            https://soundcloud.com/patrickaei

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                            • #44
                              the dreaded Wagner neoplasm

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                              • #45
                                the dreaded Wagner neoplasm

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