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  • Penis pump mistaken for bomb at TSA airport screening

    Mardin Azad Amin found himself in a tight squeeze last week when security at O'Hare Airport discovered a suspicious-looking object in his luggage. So Amin, 29, handled the delicate situation this way: He told security the object was a bomb, Cook County prosecutors said. The security guard then asked Amin to repeat what he'd said to a supervisor. This time, Amin was chuckling as he spoke, prosecutors said. In fact, Amin was trying to disguise the fact that the black object -- resembling a grenade -- was a component for a penis pump.

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    penis pumps are da bomb

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    • #3
      Bomb or penis pump... bomb or penis pump... bomb or penis pump? :idea:
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      • #4
        who the hells uses a penis pump?

        G-wiz

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        • #5
          Originally posted by StratAtak83
          who the hells uses a penis pump?


          Terrorists with little dicks.
          <div class="signaturecontainer"><i>Do you think the fast that I demand this day is to bow down your head like a bulrush? No! The fast I demand is that you feed the poor, house the homeless, clothe the naked, and break off the handcuffs on your prisoners. - Isaiah</i></div>

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          • #6
            I heard that he was travelling with his mom, and was kinda stuck in the situation. To avoid the embarrasment of revealing to his mom that his dick hadn't grown since she last saw it at age 9, he decided to disguise the penis pump by admitting it was a terrorist bomb.

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            • #7

              Well duh... as if this doenst look like a bomb... and the thing to pack in the powder in... Just add water! lol.tsa hates this

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                Can I give negative kudos?

            • #8

              Not my bag, Baby.

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