First of all, Happy St Patrick's Day.
I thought I'd take this opportunity to ask you guys a few questions if you don't mind.
If St Paddy's Day falls on a Sunday, do you get Monday off work as a paid holiday?
If someone has green eyes, do they get a pass over there on the whole wearing of the green thing? And do you pinch people for NOT wearing green on St Paddy's Day?
Do you drink and act as nuts as they do over here on March 17? Really - it's pretty bonkers. You guys must think we're crazy. Do you?
What will you have for dinner this evening - anything special?
Do you have any plans for the holiday?