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Happy 71st Birthday Jerry


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He's the old hippie that made us sick,

He wrote muzak for drug addicts

He's the fat geezer who talked too much,

He used drugs as a crutch

He ate granola and he hugged trees,

Looked like a dog bit by fleas

Had a beer belly and a tye-dyed shirt,

Said he'd live forever but now he sleeps in dirt

 

Chorus

{Jerry was a piece of sh1t, sh1t, sh1t, sh1t, sh1t

I'm Grateful that he's dead, dead, dead, dead,

dead}

 

Like Jim Bakker he went far,

Turned stadiums into singles bars

Did all of the drugs in San Francisco,

Wrote 20 albums of long-haired disco

Then he sang I will survive,

look who is no longer alive

So all you **** in your VW vans,

Preppy dink hackysack clan

Wallstreet twats with ponytail hair,

Your BMW's with dancing bears

He was an icon, he was a god,

He racked in your cash in wads

You were conned by a useless slob,

The tours are over so get a job

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