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    • V
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      He's an important figure in the field of ice cream. Get with it.

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    He's the old hippie that made us sick,
    He wrote muzak for drug addicts
    He's the fat geezer who talked too much,
    He used drugs as a crutch
    He ate granola and he hugged trees,
    Looked like a dog bit by fleas
    Had a beer belly and a tye-dyed shirt,
    Said he'd live forever but now he sleeps in dirt

    {Jerry was a piece of sh1t, sh1t, sh1t, sh1t, sh1t
    I'm Grateful that he's dead, dead, dead, dead,

    Like Jim Bakker he went far,
    Turned stadiums into singles bars
    Did all of the drugs in San Francisco,
    Wrote 20 albums of long-haired disco
    Then he sang I will survive,
    look who is no longer alive
    So all you **** in your VW vans,
    Preppy dink hackysack clan
    Wallstreet twats with ponytail hair,
    Your BMW's with dancing bears
    He was an icon, he was a god,
    He racked in your cash in wads
    You were conned by a useless slob,
    The tours are over so get a job
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      Where can i buy a jerry garcia tie?
      Good deals: papersun, ETI, Sondeladick, RoboPimp, Baxandall, Hangwire, bHz Econo, stratedge09, Blakemore Effects, Goodhonk, Macadood, Subsauce, Shoe Pedals | TGP: cooptone, pedalfrenzy

      Originally Posted by IRG:
      "reunula speaks the trooth"


      • Urinate Forever
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        renula wrote:
        Where can i buy a jerry garcia tie?

        They sell them at Kohl's

    • #5
      Jerry is aiight with me...Help on the Way/Slipknot is badass.


      • A.P. Ryder
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        Love Jerry.  Happy Late B-Day Mr. Garcia!

      • decode6
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        companyman wrote:
        Jerry is aiight with me...Slipknot is badass.

        I Guess Duality Is Fine

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      RoboPimp wrote:


      Bearded Horatio Sanz - The Inventor of the Shocker

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      He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin.


      Originally Posted by Dolf

      Decode: saying the things you wish you could say but you have tact.

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      • k tone
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        decode6 wrote:

        RoboPimp wrote:


        Bearded Horatio Sanz - The Inventor of the Shocker

        Except he is rigged for one in the pink and two in the stink.  The shocker plus if you will. 

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      • BrentMpls
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        Careful With That Axe, Eugene

    • #8
      Cornnublettes in Robostool.


        BAXANDALL commented
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        Isn't this guy dead?

    • #9

      Wow, all this hate. 










      • Danhedonia
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        Haters usually hate when they hate themselves.

        Great player, songwriter.  And lordy, pretty handy with the drugs, mkay.