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  • Happy 71st Birthday Jerry

    Jerry-Garcia-69346-7.jpg

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  • #2
    who

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    • V
      V commented
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      He's an important figure in the field of ice cream. Get with it.


  • #3
    He's the old hippie that made us sick,
    He wrote muzak for drug addicts
    He's the fat geezer who talked too much,
    He used drugs as a crutch
    He ate granola and he hugged trees,
    Looked like a dog bit by fleas
    Had a beer belly and a tye-dyed shirt,
    Said he'd live forever but now he sleeps in dirt

    Chorus
    {Jerry was a piece of sh1t, sh1t, sh1t, sh1t, sh1t
    I'm Grateful that he's dead, dead, dead, dead,
    dead}

    Like Jim Bakker he went far,
    Turned stadiums into singles bars
    Did all of the drugs in San Francisco,
    Wrote 20 albums of long-haired disco
    Then he sang I will survive,
    look who is no longer alive
    So all you **** in your VW vans,
    Preppy dink hackysack clan
    Wallstreet twats with ponytail hair,
    Your BMW's with dancing bears
    He was an icon, he was a god,
    He racked in your cash in wads
    You were conned by a useless slob,
    The tours are over so get a job
    Good Deals with: Snail_killer, myTakamine, C Fuzz, johnrambo, AnderMocs (x2), finboy, conky, themeanreds, masterwuhan, smrz, brandnewzo, Jisatsu, RoboPimp, itkindaworks, CrowShack, Coach, Leaves, Yarbicus, Raintes, jcm800stratman, -MBro-, smalltownsongs, TravvyBear, young_grandma, d_dave_c, homestar_kevin, cryptosonic, RockDaJoJo, Lonely Tourist, jhamnett, H.P. Lovecraft, killthehippies45, bikescene, delayed delay, christianatlBad Deals: Hello Music & Cascade Microphones

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    • #4
      Where can i buy a jerry garcia tie?
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      Good deals: papersun, ETI, Sondeladick, RoboPimp, Baxandall, Hangwire, bHz Econo, stratedge09, Blakemore Effects, Goodhonk, Macadood, Subsauce, Shoe Pedals | TGP: cooptone, pedalfrenzy

      Originally Posted by IRG:
      "reunula speaks the trooth"

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      • Urinate Forever
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        renula wrote:
        Where can i buy a jerry garcia tie?

        They sell them at Kohl's


    • #5
      Jerry is aiight with me...Help on the Way/Slipknot is badass.

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      • A.P. Ryder
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        Love Jerry.  Happy Late B-Day Mr. Garcia!


      • decode6
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        companyman wrote:
        Jerry is aiight with me...Slipknot is badass.

        I Guess Duality Is Fine


    • #6

      RoboPimp wrote:

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      Bearded Horatio Sanz - The Inventor of the Shocker

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      He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin.

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      Originally Posted by Dolf


      Decode: saying the things you wish you could say but you have tact.



      Good deals with: I forget

      Strat>LTD SR>Verbzilla>DT-10>VT-22

      For Sale: OHNOHO Chk Chk Boom ($40)

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      • k tone
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        decode6 wrote:

        RoboPimp wrote:

        Jerry-Garcia-69346-7.jpg


        Bearded Horatio Sanz - The Inventor of the Shocker


        Except he is rigged for one in the pink and two in the stink.  The shocker plus if you will. 

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    • #7
      Bwahahaha

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      • BrentMpls
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        Careful With That Axe, Eugene


    • #8
      Cornnublettes in Robostool.

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      • BAXANDALL
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        Isn't this guy dead?

    • #9

      Wow, all this hate. 

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

      www.coloringpad.org

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      • Danhedonia
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        Haters usually hate when they hate themselves.

        Great player, songwriter.  And lordy, pretty handy with the drugs, mkay.



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