In my experience the Meathead Dark is so ****************ing dark that it kinda muffs out the fuzz to the point where it seems less fuzzy. Mod it to regular or gold spec and see if it ain't fuzzy enough.
Oh man. Now you've done it. Here is a true story. My mom is a lesbian. She came out when I was 16 and is the frumpiest butch chick in the world. Over the past 23 years she's had a number of girlfriends of varying ages and ethnicity. She was with a gal named Kelly for like five years. I never liked Kelly and never talked to her much. So she moved back to St Louis in like 2003 or something. In about 2006-7 my mom called me up. She was being all weird and talking about Kelly and changing the subject all rapid fire 'n stuff to the point where I just had to ask what the ****************. So then she goes in to this spiel about how I'm very unique and she's not the only one who sees it and that lesbians still want to have babies sometimes. So a picture was beginning to form but still I needed clarification. I aksed what the hell she meant. And she said "Even though Kelly's moved back to St Louis she hasn't forgotten how smart and good looking you are* and she wants you to father a child". I was taken aback because Kelly is a hideous frumpy butchster man-hater. I was about to say "HELL NO" when my mom started describing things: "You wouldn't have to actually have intercourse with her. She said she'd provide you with inspirational materials like videos and magazines and you could go off to the bathroom to do your business in private. She'll just wait on the other side of the door with her lesbian turkey baster at the ready to suck up the fluid and make the transfer". So after she was done with her description I went ahead with the "HELL NO!" I'd been saving.
So that's my turkey baster full of semen story. Luckily it ended before the semen part!
* This was actually said. She must've had me mixed up with my brother
That is such a crazy awesome story. I could only imagine how awkward that conversation was for you and your moms. And even the convo where her ex asked her to bring it up to you.