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  • Mt. Dew/Dt. Mt. Dew drinkers beware...

    Besides the yellow 5 that shrinks your dick, there's an ingredient called aspartame found in Mt. Dew that collects in your joints, and if you drink it a lot, it could affect your playing.

    I was pretty much drinking only Diet Mountain Dew and coffee. About a week ago, my hands started to stiffen up, and later started to ache real bad. I was trying not to think about it too much, but it was starting to freak me out. It affected my playing, which became fairly painful, but mostly it was affecting my accuracy and stamina. I'm not young, but I aint old either, and I was starting to worry that I either had carpel tunnel syndrome or arthritis.

    I told my wife about my pain after about the 3rd or 4th day, and she told me that several years ago her mom was having to take several aspirin a day because her joints were stiffening up and causing her pain. She was getting headaches too. She went to see the doctor. After some evaluation of her lifestyle and diet, he concluded that it was the aspartame in the sodas she was drinking that was causing her pain.

    I've been drinking a lot of water and no more Mt. Dews. My hands feel much better and the pain has gone away. Just thought I'd share with you guys. Take care of yourselves.

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    Since when do I take health advice from a cat?
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    • #3
      Drink REGULAR Mt Dew with all the sugar and caffiene. No aspertame is in it. Diet drinks are for fat people and pussies anyway.

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      • #4
        Besides the yellow 5 that shrinks your dick...


        http://www.snopes.com/medical/potables/mountaindew.asp


        Gee, when you start off with a statement that's that loaded with truth, where can you really go but down?
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          • #6
            Mt Dew is a cause of kidney stones in Fla. Most workers drink it all day, get dehydrated and can't pass the solids.

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            • #7
              Mt. Dew sucks anyway.
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              • #8
                Besides the yellow 5 that shrinks your dick, there's an ingredient called aspartame found in Mt. Dew that collects in your joints, and if you drink it a lot, it could affect your playing


                That is pure crap. You are drinking too much caffeine and wonder why your body is turning into a wreck. Stop being a moron and drink water.
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                  • #10
                    That is pure crap. You are drinking too much caffeine and wonder why your body is turning into a wreck. Stop being a moron and drink water.


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                      • #12
                        There is a possibility that Aspartame can make you gain weight among its other side effects. Which makes loads of sense, seeing as it's for diabetics.

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                        • #13
                          http://www.snopes.com/medical/potables/mountaindew.asp


                          Gee, when you start off with a statement that's that loaded with truth, where can you really go but down?


                          It was a joke. Maybe you're too stupid to understand.

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                            I understand jokes that are funny.
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