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  • #16
    Originally posted by stratton
    Interesting almost all of them had a figurehead, but females were considered bad luck onboard.


    They're not onboard.... they're tied to the front.
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    Originally Posted by Norton666


    Man , Ive held off replying to any Klops threads because its kind of like the sweet , naive retarded kid down the street who is out putting in hours on his pogo stick every single night with dreams of someday going pro . You have to admire his ambition and determination , but at some point , he will realize he is retarded and there isnt a pro pogo stick league. I just dont wanna be the guy to tell him . Wait...............

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    • #17


      I prefer figures that give head.
      When thy warm sweat should leave me cold,
      And my worn soul find out no bliss
      In the obscenities I kiss,
      And the things shameful that I hold.

      My nostrils sniff the luxury
      Of flesh decaying, bowels torn
      Of festive worms, like Venus, born
      Of entrails foaming like the sea.

      Yea, thou art dead. Thy buttocks now
      Are swan-soft, and thou sweatest not;
      And hast a strange desire begot
      In me, to lick thy bloody brow;

      To gnaw thy hollow cheeks, and pull
      Thy lustful tongue from out it's sheath;
      To wallow in the bowels of death,
      And rip thy belly, and fill full

      My hands with all putridities;
      To chew thy dainty testicles;
      To revel with the worms in Hell's
      Delight in such obscenities;

      To pour within thine heart the seed
      Mingled with poisonous discharge
      From a swollen gland, inflamed and large
      With gonorrhoea's delicious breed;

      To probe thy belly, and to drink
      The godless fluids, and the pool
      Of rank putrescence from the stool
      Thy hanged corpse gave, whose luscious stink

      Excites these songs sublime. The rod
      Gains new desire; dive, howl, cling, suck,
      Rave, shreik, and chew; excite the ****************,
      Hold me, I come! I'm dead! My God!

      -Mr Crowley (DA DA DAAAA)

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      • #18
        Are there orifices in the back of those things?
        that would be nice.
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        • #19
          Originally posted by cheney50mc
          Are there orifices in the back of those things?
          that would be nice.


          Sailors needed some kind of porthole...

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          • #20
            Originally posted by ed the yak


            Why could't you google real ones?


            ...serious?...
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            • #21
              Originally posted by sertivide-grazy


              I prefer figures that give head.


              lol speaking of head...
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