Members Pwn3d Posted November 7, 2006 Members Share Posted November 7, 2006 Yep, I think I am. I feel like Im commiting a sin. There has to be a way around this. Now to find one in the depths of some building that is stocked with tp and is vacant. Its lunch time here anyways, I could get away with being out of the food areas. I HATE public bathrooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members C-Dawg Posted November 7, 2006 Members Share Posted November 7, 2006 I will allow my intestines to split before I use a public bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Variable Posted November 7, 2006 Members Share Posted November 7, 2006 Originally posted by C-Dawg I will allow my intestines to split before I use a public bathroom. You realize that there are probably more germs on your cell phone and that keyboard you typed the message at than there are on a public toilet, right? Unless of course it's got splooge all over it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pwn3d Posted November 7, 2006 Author Members Share Posted November 7, 2006 Originally posted by C-Dawg I will allow my intestines to split before I use a public bathroom. No but if this happens, it'll be like the scene from a movie where the dam breaks when its flooding. Its one of those you just cant stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Use the ladies room, they are cleaner.......usually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pwn3d Posted November 7, 2006 Author Members Share Posted November 7, 2006 Originally posted by Variable You realize that there are probably more germs on your cell phone and that keyboard you typed the message at than there are on a public toilet, right? Unless of course it's got splooge all over it... its not the dirtiness, its that I dont want anyone walking in. Of course I'll be surrounded by pressed wood dividers, but still... I like to take my {censored}s alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BillyCorgan Posted November 7, 2006 Members Share Posted November 7, 2006 Originally posted by BigAltheCrusher Use the ladies room, they are cleaner.......usually Nah. I did some lighting work in a bunch of dorms and Dillards stores. The women's rooms are NASTY!!! They smelled like old molded greasy cheese and puke. It was disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LowandLoudx97 Posted November 7, 2006 Members Share Posted November 7, 2006 dude just make a birds nest and do a couple safety flushes, it will all be over before you know it !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pwn3d Posted November 7, 2006 Author Members Share Posted November 7, 2006 wait a second, If I make an out of order sign and post it on the door. hmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members STEEL KAGE Posted November 7, 2006 Members Share Posted November 7, 2006 Originally posted by Variable You realize that there are probably more germs on your cell phone and that keyboard you typed the message at than there are on a public toilet, right? Please Explain that one to me... Personally, Im not a fan of public bathrooms but If I have to go, I make sure that theres enough TP to make a pretty comfy ass gasket.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Originally posted by Pwn3d wait a second, If I make an out of order sign and post it on the door. hmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MetalHeadd Posted November 7, 2006 Members Share Posted November 7, 2006 Originally posted by Pwn3d its not the dirtiness, its that I dont want anyone walking in. Of course I'll be surrounded by pressed wood dividers, but still... I like to take my {censored}s alone. I agree, I'm a fan of {censored}ting alone. The worst is when someone comes in, sits down in the stall next to you, and tries to wait you out. It's a battle of wills that could go on all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Originally posted by BillyCorgan Nah. I did some lighting work in a bunch of dorms and Dillards stores. The women's rooms are NASTY!!! They smelled like old molded greasy cheese and puke. It was disgusting. Really? Hmm, they always smell really nice though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 5150dv8fan Posted November 7, 2006 Members Share Posted November 7, 2006 this is the reason why God made Clorox wipes. use them. m/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members STEEL KAGE Posted November 7, 2006 Members Share Posted November 7, 2006 Originally posted by Pwn3d its not the dirtiness, its that I dont want anyone walking in. Of course I'll be surrounded by pressed wood dividers, but still... I like to take my {censored}s alone. I think we all like our solitude but as long as there are working doors and dividers, I have no problems dropping a deuce... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WillShrdForFood Posted November 7, 2006 Members Share Posted November 7, 2006 Originally posted by Variable You realize that there are probably more germs on your cell phone and that keyboard you typed the message at than there are on a public toilet, right?Unless of course it's got splooge all over it... Yes, but they're all MY germs. I can tolerate my germs, but {censored} everyone elses nasty ass germs. I scratch my balls or my ass and then type all the time, doesnt bother me. But using a public bathroom is basically the same as rubbing your naked ass on someone elses naked ass. You dont do that with strangers do you? If you do thats cool and everything...I was just trying to make a point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BillyCorgan Posted November 7, 2006 Members Share Posted November 7, 2006 Originally posted by BigAltheCrusher Really? Hmm, they always smell really nice though I was there "after hours" when the bad smells overpower the good ones. It was horrendous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members salvador Posted November 7, 2006 Members Share Posted November 7, 2006 handicap stall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BillyCorgan Posted November 7, 2006 Members Share Posted November 7, 2006 Originally posted by salvador handicap stall Make sure you walk out of it with a limp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members STEEL KAGE Posted November 7, 2006 Members Share Posted November 7, 2006 Originally posted by salvador handicap stall Which is cool until you come out and have a really pissed off guy in a wheelchair looking at you like you just cursed out his momma with other people around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cougar Hunter Posted November 7, 2006 Members Share Posted November 7, 2006 what the {censored} is wrong with you people. If I have to {censored}, I'll use a public toilet immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members circlejerk Posted November 7, 2006 Members Share Posted November 7, 2006 birds nest, ass gasket, dropping a deuce...this thread's a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pavel Posted November 7, 2006 Members Share Posted November 7, 2006 Originally posted by STEEL KAGE Which is cool until you come out and have a really pissed off guy in a wheelchair looking at you like you just cursed out his momma with other people around... Then you just cross your eyes, slurr your speech and say: "I'm thorry, did I take too long? I'm thorry...", and then just gimp away. Yeah, you're still not "handicapped", but no one wants to be the fool who schools a retard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members circlejerk Posted November 7, 2006 Members Share Posted November 7, 2006 I actually felt bad for this guy the other day. I walked in the bathroom to wash my hands and he was in the first stall by the sinks dropping the mother load. The smell about knocked me out so I held my breath the entire time. I could tell he was trying not to {censored} anymore until I left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members STEEL KAGE Posted November 7, 2006 Members Share Posted November 7, 2006 Originally posted by Pavel Then you just cross your eyes, slurr your speech and say: "I'm thorry, did I take too long? I'm thorry...", and then just gimp away. Yeah, you're still not "handicapped", but no one wants to be the fool who schools a retard! youre going to hell Droog!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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