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  • I fear I might have to use a public bathroom.

    Yep, I think I am. I feel like Im commiting a sin. There has to be a way around this. Now to find one in the depths of some building that is stocked with tp and is vacant. Its lunch time here anyways, I could get away with being out of the food areas.



    I HATE public bathrooms.

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    I will allow my intestines to split before I use a public bathroom.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by C-Dawg
      I will allow my intestines to split before I use a public bathroom.


      You realize that there are probably more germs on your cell phone and that keyboard you typed the message at than there are on a public toilet, right?


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      • #4
        Originally posted by C-Dawg
        I will allow my intestines to split before I use a public bathroom.


        No but if this happens, it'll be like the scene from a movie where the dam breaks when its flooding. Its one of those you just cant stop.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Variable
          You realize that there are probably more germs on your cell phone and that keyboard you typed the message at than there are on a public toilet, right?


          Unless of course it's got splooge all over it...


          its not the dirtiness, its that I dont want anyone walking in. Of course I'll be surrounded by pressed wood dividers, but still...

          I like to take my ****************s alone.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by BigAltheCrusher
            Use the ladies room, they are cleaner.......usually


            Nah. I did some lighting work in a bunch of dorms and Dillards stores. The women's rooms are NASTY!!! They smelled like old molded greasy cheese and puke. It was disgusting.
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            • #7
              dude just make a birds nest and do a couple safety flushes, it will all be over before you know it !!

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              • #8
                wait a second, If I make an out of order sign and post it on the door.

                hmm...

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Variable
                  You realize that there are probably more germs on your cell phone and that keyboard you typed the message at than there are on a public toilet, right?


                  Please Explain that one to me...



                  Personally, Im not a fan of public bathrooms but If I have to go, I make sure that theres enough TP to make a pretty comfy ass gasket..
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Pwn3d
                    its not the dirtiness, its that I dont want anyone walking in. Of course I'll be surrounded by pressed wood dividers, but still...

                    I like to take my ****************s alone.


                    I agree, I'm a fan of ****************ting alone. The worst is when someone comes in, sits down in the stall next to you, and tries to wait you out. It's a battle of wills that could go on all day.
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                    • #11
                      this is the reason why God made Clorox wipes. use them.



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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Pwn3d
                        its not the dirtiness, its that I dont want anyone walking in. Of course I'll be surrounded by pressed wood dividers, but still...

                        I like to take my ****************s alone.
                        I think we all like our solitude but as long as there are working doors and dividers, I have no problems dropping a deuce...
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Variable
                          You realize that there are probably more germs on your cell phone and that keyboard you typed the message at than there are on a public toilet, right?


                          Unless of course it's got splooge all over it...


                          Yes, but they're all MY germs. I can tolerate my germs, but **************** everyone elses nasty ass germs. I scratch my balls or my ass and then type all the time, doesnt bother me. But using a public bathroom is basically the same as rubbing your naked ass on someone elses naked ass. You dont do that with strangers do you? If you do thats cool and everything...I was just trying to make a point.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by BigAltheCrusher
                            Really? Hmm, they always smell really nice though


                            I was there "after hours" when the bad smells overpower the good ones. It was horrendous.
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