It's the carbs that make you fart

[Spizzledude]

I've been doing Atkins for a few months and have been gas free. This weekend was a party weekend so I ate all kinds of carb laden food.

Today I am emitting the fumes of doom.

Gotta be teh carbs.

[superflyinmonke]

You're retarded if you think Atkins is good for you. It will make you lose weight, but I cringe to think about what it's doing to your cardiovascular system.

[Spizzledude]

I am retarded but that has nothing to do with my diet.

It's a modified Atkins and I eat lots of healthy stuff not just buttered bacon.

[grayeyes777]

Better than atkins= the blood type diet. read eat right for your type. You may have a wheat/potato/lactose intolerance and not even know it. I've felt way better since following the diet.

[Metalman X]

Carbs are delicious, and farting is fun.

I couldn't handle that...I'd need TON'S of anti-depressents (which, tend to make/keep you fat anyway)

[mbarn3065]

I've been doing Atkins for a few months and have been gas free. This weekend was a party weekend so I ate all kinds of carb laden food. Today I am emitting the fumes of doom. Gotta be teh carbs.

The diet is fine and safe! I've done it many times and lost a lot of weight everytime. The only thing is when ever I go off the diet I gain it back, which is true with all diets!
The Atkins diet gets a bad reputation because people don't understand it. You can't eat a lot of fatty foods and lose weight. It's just that when you cut out the carbs you don't want to eat as much as you normally do!

[Rampage]

The best diet is portion control, common sense, and regular exercise.

[grayeyes777]

The best diet is portion control, common sense, and regular exercise.

exercise won't make you not react to the lectins in certain foods... and it won't flush the contaminates out of a lot of our foods that we eat nowadays.

portion control is extremely important tho.

[GodBlessTexas]

You're retarded if you think Atkins is good for you. It will make you lose weight, but I cringe to think about what it's doing to your cardiovascular system.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

My cholesterol is below 200 on Atkins. Avoiding saturated fat FTMFW.

[Rampage]

exercise won't make you not react to the lectins in certain foods... and it won't flush the contaminates out of a lot of our foods that we eat nowadays. portion control is extremely important tho.

Of course. Running 5 miles a day won't do anything if you live off of fast food or a bunch of boxed garbage, thus the common sense comment. Even if someone has none they can take a gander at a glycemic index chart and be good to go.

[BlackHive]

Nah, it's drastically changing your diet that makes you fart. You went from no-carbs to loads of carbs and that did it. Changing from a high carb diet to a no-carb, high-protein diet or something would have the same effect.

[Belva]

Just get lots of excersize by phucking alot. Oh, maybe THAT'S why you're worried about the farts......... No problemo. Xtra thrust.

[Spizzledude]

Nah, it's drastically changing your diet that makes you fart. You went from no-carbs to loads of carbs and that did it. Changing from a high carb diet to a no-carb, high-protein diet or something would have the same effect.

I stopped farting totally on the diet. I started when I went back to carbs. Before the diet I farted all the time, ask my wife.

[isvoid]

The best diet is portion control, common sense, and regular exercise.

Yep: The best diet is not a diet but a lifestyle that ensures the body is fed good fuel by eating healthy foods you like, in appropriate quantities, in proper carb/fat/protein portions, on regular intervals and regularly exercise it doing a variety of things you find enjoyable including ****************ing as often as possible.

[DirtyBird]

ORLY?