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  • OK, urgent help needed here...

    Can someone walk me through the CPR procedure?
    Need real noobie instructions...

    er, quick responses needed!!!
    <div class="signaturecontainer"><b>Zazas Zazas Nasatanada Zazas</b><br />
    <br />
    <font size="1">Good transactions:<br />
    StevePage (b)<br />
    Deadeye Dom (s)<br />
    Maiden_Fan (s)<br />
    metareal (s)<br />
    YourGuitarHero (b)<br />
    Ratae Coritanorum (b)<br />
    ¤ Matt ¤ (s)</font></div>

  • #2
    Punch the person the face until he wakes up.
    If it's a baby, you need to be gentle and only use 2 fingers.
    Good deals with: the avenger, Zepsongs, BryanFTWL, gibbyshibby, marshmi, Ovid9, emptyparadigm, thesockmonster, Krunch79, VoodooChild24, espdna, StopReferencing, mhn433, NixerX, Mood Sphinx, itkindaworks, SomeDayRockstar, guller1, metz420(TGP)

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    • #3
      Step 1. Assess the person. Check for pulse. No pulse? Check for breath near mouth. Check wallet. If female, check purse.

      Step 2. Take money.

      Step 3. Profit.

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      • #4
        not joke man, this bitch is dying on me or something.
        <div class="signaturecontainer"><b>Zazas Zazas Nasatanada Zazas</b><br />
        <br />
        <font size="1">Good transactions:<br />
        StevePage (b)<br />
        Deadeye Dom (s)<br />
        Maiden_Fan (s)<br />
        metareal (s)<br />
        YourGuitarHero (b)<br />
        Ratae Coritanorum (b)<br />
        ¤ Matt ¤ (s)</font></div>

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        • #5
          You're trolling. If not, you have internets. Use them. Call 911 - even better.
          <div class="signaturecontainer"><a href="http://www.hothotrobot.com" target="_blank"><font size="5"><b>Hot Hot Robot</b></font></a> - <font size="4">New EP coming soon!</font><br />
          <br />
          7/9 - <font size="4"><a href="http://chicago.metromix.com/bars-and-clubs/venue/the-ace-bar-lincoln-park/2497582/content" target="_blank">Ace Bar,</a></font> Chicago IL<br />
          8/18 - <font size="4"><a href="http://explorechicago.org/city/en/millennium.html" target="_blank">Millennium Park,</a></font> Chicago IL<br />
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          <font size="1"><br />
          From experience, I know Thunderbroom, thinkpad20, &amp; <a href="http://www.valvequeen.com" target="_blank">phatgirl</a> to be highly competent businesspeople of integrity.</font></div>

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          • #6
            You're trolling. If not, you have internets. Use them. Call 911 - even better.


            This.

            http://srikanthperinkulam.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/cpr_a_skill_for_life.jpg

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            • #7
              A+ thread.

              http://tinyurl.com/2ulpsum
              <div class="signaturecontainer"><a href="http://hours.bandcamp.com" target="_blank"><font face="Arial Black"><font size="7">HOURS</font></font><br />
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              <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>thegumbootman</strong>
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              <div class="message"><font size="1">I managed to not say the word &quot;****************&quot; until I was 18<br />
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              In primary school when my friends discovered swearing, I thought &quot;I've never said the f-word before. I'm never going to say it&quot;. I wanted to say it when I got older (mostly because my friends would nag me about saying it), but I just didn't want to end the streak of not-saying it<br />
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              I ended up accidentally saying it to my girlfriend at the time. I said &quot;Someone told me that Ben got with a really fat girl and he titty-****************ed her&quot;<br />
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              • #8
                not joke man, this bitch is dying on me or something.




                LOL, and you're posting. SRSLY?!!






                on the off chance you're serious....hope everything turns out ok....
                <div class="signaturecontainer">Yup. PM inbox is full.</div>

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                • #9
                  Ultimate trolling successful.
                  <div class="signaturecontainer"><a href="http://www.orangeamps.com/" target="_blank">ORANGE AMPS</a><br />
                  <font size="1"><a href="http://acapella.harmony-central.com/showpost.php?p=40357779&amp;postcount=281" target="_blank">Good Deals</a></font><br />
                  <br />
                  <a href="http://acapella.harmony-central.com/showthread.php?2971704-Battle-of-the-Rigs-Best-Multi-amp-rig" target="_blank">Winner &quot;Best Multi-Amp Rig&quot; 2012 BOTR</a><br />
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                  <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Sex Panther</strong>
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                  <div class="message">I never called myself &quot;Love Panther&quot; or &quot;Commitment Panther&quot;.</div>

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                  <br />
                  <i>Formerly known as Dolflundgren</i></div>

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                  • #10
                    not joke man, this bitch is dying on me or something.




                    SHE'S ****************IN DYIN ON ME MAN!!!
                    <div class="signaturecontainer"><a href="http://www.hothotrobot.com" target="_blank"><font size="5"><b>Hot Hot Robot</b></font></a> - <font size="4">New EP coming soon!</font><br />
                    <br />
                    7/9 - <font size="4"><a href="http://chicago.metromix.com/bars-and-clubs/venue/the-ace-bar-lincoln-park/2497582/content" target="_blank">Ace Bar,</a></font> Chicago IL<br />
                    8/18 - <font size="4"><a href="http://explorechicago.org/city/en/millennium.html" target="_blank">Millennium Park,</a></font> Chicago IL<br />
                    <br />
                    <font size="1"><br />
                    From experience, I know Thunderbroom, thinkpad20, &amp; <a href="http://www.valvequeen.com" target="_blank">phatgirl</a> to be highly competent businesspeople of integrity.</font></div>

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                    • #11
                      1. Apply palm to face.

                      2. Shake head slowly, as if in pain.


                      <div class="signaturecontainer">Member of the Mesa/Boogie Mob m/<img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/evil.gif" border="0" alt="" title="evil" class="inlineimg" />m/<br />
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                      Uses &amp; abuses: Mesa/Fender/Charvel/Jackson/Gibson/every pedal ever created.<br />
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                      <b><font color="blue">Good deals: The Rossness, Laura the Valve Queen</font></b><br />
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                      <b><font size="3"><font color="red">Mustaine-Who? is a scammer, avoid this prick like the PLAGUE!</font></font></b><br />
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                      <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Ron Burgandy</strong>
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                      <div class="message">So in conclusion, if you like ******************** then you like Strats. If you don't like Strats, it's because you secretly don't like ********************.</div>

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                      <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>NaturalBornBoy</strong>
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                      <div class="message">Sheikpwnt <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/icon_lol.gif" border="0" alt="" title="lol" class="inlineimg" /></div>

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                      <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Murdoch</strong>
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                      <div class="message">We like to think of it as you leaving a foot-wide trail of fishy-smelling sand wherever you go.</div>

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                      • #12
                        Me thinks the greater problem is your addiction to teh forumz.

                        She's like *gasp*
                        your like: Oh hai....tits or GTFO.
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                        <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/love.gif" border="0" alt="" title="love" class="inlineimg" /> Super Sexy Splawn Society <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/love.gif" border="0" alt="" title="love" class="inlineimg" /></div>

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                        • #13




                          Pump at the rate of 100/minute, faster than once per second.


                          Profit.
                          <div class="signaturecontainer">&quot;A ****************ing elephant is a miracle. If people can't see a ****************ing miracle in a ****************ing elephant, then life must suck for them, because an elephant is a ****************ing miracle. So is a giraffe.&quot; - Voilent J, Scholar and Poet</div>

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                          • #14




                            Pump at the rate of 100/minute, faster than once per second.


                            Profit.


                            You score extra points if its a large breasted woman.
                            <div class="signaturecontainer">Marshall JCM800 2204<br />
                            Marshall Lead 100 Mosfet<br />
                            Laney AOR ProTube 50</div>

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                            • #15
                              Breathe in x2
                              pump x30
                              Post on ambulance-central.com instead?
                              <div class="signaturecontainer">Knut E Evenmo before the great update</div>

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