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  • OK, urgent help needed here...

    Can someone walk me through the CPR procedure?
    Need real noobie instructions...

    er, quick responses needed!!!
    Zazas Zazas Nasatanada Zazas

    Good transactions:
    StevePage (b)
    Deadeye Dom (s)
    Maiden_Fan (s)
    metareal (s)
    YourGuitarHero (b)
    Ratae Coritanorum (b)
    ¤ Matt ¤ (s)

  • #2
    Punch the person the face until he wakes up.
    If it's a baby, you need to be gentle and only use 2 fingers.
    Good deals with: the avenger, Zepsongs, BryanFTWL, gibbyshibby, marshmi, Ovid9, emptyparadigm, thesockmonster, Krunch79, VoodooChild24, espdna, StopReferencing, mhn433, NixerX, Mood Sphinx, itkindaworks, SomeDayRockstar, guller1, metz420(TGP)

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    • #3
      Step 1. Assess the person. Check for pulse. No pulse? Check for breath near mouth. Check wallet. If female, check purse.

      Step 2. Take money.

      Step 3. Profit.

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      • #4
        not joke man, this bitch is dying on me or something.
        Zazas Zazas Nasatanada Zazas

        Good transactions:
        StevePage (b)
        Deadeye Dom (s)
        Maiden_Fan (s)
        metareal (s)
        YourGuitarHero (b)
        Ratae Coritanorum (b)
        ¤ Matt ¤ (s)

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        • #5
          You're trolling. If not, you have internets. Use them. Call 911 - even better.
          Hot Hot Robot - New EP coming soon!

          7/9 - Ace Bar, Chicago IL
          8/18 - Millennium Park, Chicago IL


          From experience, I know Thunderbroom, thinkpad20, & phatgirl to be highly competent businesspeople of integrity.

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          • #6
            You're trolling. If not, you have internets. Use them. Call 911 - even better.


            This.

            http://srikanthperinkulam.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/cpr_a_skill_for_life.jpg

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            • #7
              A+ thread.

              http://tinyurl.com/2ulpsum
              HOURS








              Originally Posted by thegumbootman


              I managed to not say the word "****************" until I was 18

              In primary school when my friends discovered swearing, I thought "I've never said the f-word before. I'm never going to say it". I wanted to say it when I got older (mostly because my friends would nag me about saying it), but I just didn't want to end the streak of not-saying it

              I ended up accidentally saying it to my girlfriend at the time. I said "Someone told me that Ben got with a really fat girl and he titty-****************ed her"

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              • #8
                not joke man, this bitch is dying on me or something.




                LOL, and you're posting. SRSLY?!!






                on the off chance you're serious....hope everything turns out ok....
                Yup. PM inbox is full.

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                • #9
                  Ultimate trolling successful.
                  ORANGE AMPS
                  Good Deals

                  Winner "Best Multi-Amp Rig" 2012 BOTR







                  Originally Posted by Sex Panther


                  I never called myself "Love Panther" or "Commitment Panther".





                  Formerly known as Dolflundgren

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                  • #10
                    not joke man, this bitch is dying on me or something.




                    SHE'S ****************IN DYIN ON ME MAN!!!
                    Hot Hot Robot - New EP coming soon!

                    7/9 - Ace Bar, Chicago IL
                    8/18 - Millennium Park, Chicago IL


                    From experience, I know Thunderbroom, thinkpad20, & phatgirl to be highly competent businesspeople of integrity.

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                    • #11
                      1. Apply palm to face.

                      2. Shake head slowly, as if in pain.


                      Member of the Mesa/Boogie Mob m/m/

                      Uses & abuses: Mesa/Fender/Charvel/Jackson/Gibson/every pedal ever created.

                      Good deals: The Rossness, Laura the Valve Queen

                      Mustaine-Who? is a scammer, avoid this prick like the PLAGUE!







                      Originally Posted by Ron Burgandy


                      So in conclusion, if you like ******************** then you like Strats. If you don't like Strats, it's because you secretly don't like ********************.









                      Originally Posted by NaturalBornBoy


                      Sheikpwnt









                      Originally Posted by Murdoch


                      We like to think of it as you leaving a foot-wide trail of fishy-smelling sand wherever you go.

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                      • #12
                        Me thinks the greater problem is your addiction to teh forumz.

                        She's like *gasp*
                        your like: Oh hai....tits or GTFO.
                        '12 Carvin DC800
                        '08 Loomis FR EMG 707's
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                        • #13




                          Pump at the rate of 100/minute, faster than once per second.


                          Profit.
                          "A ****************ing elephant is a miracle. If people can't see a ****************ing miracle in a ****************ing elephant, then life must suck for them, because an elephant is a ****************ing miracle. So is a giraffe." - Voilent J, Scholar and Poet

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                          • #14




                            Pump at the rate of 100/minute, faster than once per second.


                            Profit.


                            You score extra points if its a large breasted woman.
                            Marshall JCM800 2204
                            Marshall Lead 100 Mosfet
                            Laney AOR ProTube 50

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                            • #15
                              Breathe in x2
                              pump x30
                              Post on ambulance-central.com instead?
                              Knut E Evenmo before the great update

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