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  • #31
    I mean wtf? The obvious answer is to start masturbating and your not getting the point. Starting hitting on chicks. I'd get naked. Chicks will want to bang you.


    • #32
      maybe go to the bathroom and see for yourself if that little note in the stall advertising "the best" blowjobs thursdays at 5pm REALLY is real............


      • #33
        Fart, **************** your pants, masturbate, randomly vomit on nearby students
        -Fender Billy Corgan American Strat
        -'86 Charvel Model 2
        -LTD M-400 w/ EMGs(18v)
        -Fender Telecaster
        -Fender Acoustic

        Amps and Cabs
        -Engl Blackmore
        -Krank Krankenstein
        -Marshall 1960a w/ Celestion g12t-75's
        -Randall RS125CX w/ 2x12" Eminence legends & 1x15" Eminence Legend

        -Lovepedal Eternity Burst
        -Morley Bad Horsie 2
        -Dunlop Crybaby


        • #34
          Bomb Threat,

          after said masturbatory activities, shooting your load in aforementioned old bitches eye.


          • #35
            Prepare a grocery list for the rape van.

            then fap.
            Some guys like a challenge. Not me.


            • #36
              It took 14 posts for someone to suggest something other than masturbation.

              I love this forum.


              G&L ASAT Classic
              Fender American Roadhouse Strat
              ESP Hybrid II
              Mesa Boogie Stiletto Deuce Stage II
              Orange PPC412

              Originally Posted by guitarbilly74

              That thing tickling your throat? It's my cock in your mouth, suck it. Suck it good.


              • #37
                Play tug of war with cyclops.
                Warmoth/Fender Strats x 4, Ibanez RG, '87 Marshall JCM 800 2210, Marshall 1960a with WGS Vet. 30's x Celestion 75's, Genz Benz G-Flex 2x12...and the rest.
                good deals with: Further Lo, Norton666, downer01, joaocunha, charvelstrat81, Deucejanisch, LIBBY!
                my Iron Maiden tribute band:
                rock cover band:


                • #38
                  What a single minded bunch. It scares me I feel at home here....
                  Originally Posted by TheEternal

                  Can't you just let Jesus melt your face?

                  Originally Posted by Neilrocks25

                  life's too short not to eat bee's

                  Good Transactions

                  Peavey Bravo 112, Acoustic Control Corp 150 (x2), Peavey VTM120, Mesa Metal Grille Halfback 2x12, Tubeworks vert 2x12, Peavey 1810
                  Godin SD24, Squier Standard Strat, Ibanez "Millenium" Destroyer, Agile 3100, Squier Classic Vibe Tele, Peavey Reactor

                  Fix Congress First


                  • #39
                    Look out the window and yell rape van .
                    Then when people look just say you were mistaken .
                    " "Best toan in teh land" - champion

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                    • #40
                      Wiggle your dick
                      Laney AOR 50
                      Emperor 4x12
                      Buyer/Seller References


                      • #41
                        He's too busy flogging the pumpkin.
                        Some guys like a challenge. Not me.


                        • #42
                          The answer is so obvious... Stand up in front of the whole class and have a show and tell about your dick.. Tell them you pet name for it,how proud of it you are, what accomplishments you have had with it,etc.. then invite chicks to come up and touch/stroke it

                          **************** what you heard.. Real Pimpin going on

                          ORIGINAL: Flitcraft

                          ORIGINAL: Steveski
                          questionable and hedonistic

                          Brandenburg, I think we've found your epitaph. []

                          My ethics arnt for sale but they can be rented from time to time. LOL

                          Guitar Rig:
                          '89 Randall RG 100 ES w/ custom footswitch
                          Peavey 4X12
                          '01 MII Jackson Dinky DK-2 Modded
                          w/ 79' Gibson T-Top,volume bypass,multi-cap, and kill switch mod



                          • #43
                            Take a break and have a blumpkin
                            ...^excuse the apathy^...

                            SPAM & EGGS

                            Do you has?:

                            FS/T: AX84 SEL kit build. KT88, upgraded premium Sprague filter capacitors.

                            FS/T: Maxon U-1000 pickups, alnico II. Japanese T-tops/PAFs.

                            Originally Posted by NaturalBornBoy

                            Life gets boring with a rig that can kill small children???

                            Originally Posted by Help!I'maRock!

                            The only thing i get is the "why do you need more gear" line. I ask her why she needs more shoes, and the subject is quickly dropped.


                            • #44
                              so did you fap, or were you a total pussy and just sit through class?
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                              Spammidiman anniversary edition 2x2 - $50 shipped
                              carvin dcm 1500 power amp - $150 shipped


                              • #45
                                bodes very well for the future of the world. Strong fapping skills....knows jack ****************.