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  • #16
    Excellent idea.

    I'm one of three guys in a room of 30 students.

    I'm down for an orgy. Only problem, teacher is old.


    That's OK. She can walk around class playing with herself and smacking all the dirty girls' and boys' asses with the ruler, old school catholic school nun style.

    ****************, now I have to fap again.
    Originally Posted by LoopQuantumIt would never work. You're in outerspace, and breathing is a bitch.Originally Posted by BrendanOThere is something very wrong with a situation when I'd rather sleep with the naked cowboy.Vice President o' teh boosted midz clubGreat deals with; ENdtime, OverDriven, outforblood

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    • #17
      Work the dick


      Fixed
      Originally Posted by LoopQuantumIt would never work. You're in outerspace, and breathing is a bitch.Originally Posted by BrendanOThere is something very wrong with a situation when I'd rather sleep with the naked cowboy.Vice President o' teh boosted midz clubGreat deals with; ENdtime, OverDriven, outforblood

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      • #18
        Pay attention to the penis


        Fixed
        Originally Posted by LoopQuantumIt would never work. You're in outerspace, and breathing is a bitch.Originally Posted by BrendanOThere is something very wrong with a situation when I'd rather sleep with the naked cowboy.Vice President o' teh boosted midz clubGreat deals with; ENdtime, OverDriven, outforblood

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        • #19
          It took 14 posts for someone to suggest something other than masturbation.

          I love this forum.
          Originally Posted by wiseblood


          I have been to jail in tijuana. Twice.





          Originally Posted by isvoid


          you missed him didn't you













          Originally Posted by Sweep?


          Sock filled with soap, hit, concussion, brain damage, body bag, car, cornfield, funeral. In that order.

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          • #20
            You could try masturbating.
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            • #21
              Definitely browse the internet
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              • #22
                Is the teacher a hot MILF?

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                • #23
                  Ask asinine, non-contextual questions.
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                  Originally Posted by RaceU4her


                  i have 12,000+ posts at HCAF, of course im a ****************ing tone guru

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                  • #24
                    I am feeling really strong about this, fap.
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                    • #25
                      Definitely browse the internet


                      ...for something to fap to?
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                      Originally Posted by Ovid9


                      I thought it was more the fact your walls were covered in pictures of skinny guys with long hair.

                      How did you fap in a room like that?



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                      • #26
                        You could choke the chicken.
                        "A ****************ing elephant is a miracle. If people can't see a ****************ing miracle in a ****************ing elephant, then life must suck for them, because an elephant is a ****************ing miracle. So is a giraffe." - Voilent J, Scholar and Poet

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                        • #27
                          Shout at random intervals

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                          • #28
                            Shout at random intervals


                            but where would he find said intervals?
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                            • #29
                              You could choke the chicken.


                              Or find a monkey and spank it while moaning something about goats.
                              Originally Posted by jnurp


                              murdoch always brings teh lulz.









                              Originally Posted by RockStarBassist


                              Also MurdochV wins thread.









                              Originally Posted by sleewell


                              Murdoch'd = when you think you have something funny to say only to hit post and that son of a bitch said it 10x funnier.

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                              • #30
                                but where would he find said intervals?


                                In between faps, I would think.
                                Originally Posted by jnurp


                                murdoch always brings teh lulz.









                                Originally Posted by RockStarBassist


                                Also MurdochV wins thread.









                                Originally Posted by sleewell


                                Murdoch'd = when you think you have something funny to say only to hit post and that son of a bitch said it 10x funnier.

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