Members yourguitarhero Posted December 16, 2010 Members Share Posted December 16, 2010 Right, I'm sick of you asshats and the offences you all perpetrate against the English language. Not being able to spell is a joke, 8 year olds can spell. You see the wriggly red line under the word you're typing? You got it wrong! Now we move onto grammar, no easy fix for this. There are rules you need to know and follow, but since you can't spell a word like 'against' or know the difference between 'there' and 'their' I think you need some remedial training. So, if you can't spell you need to read this, realise you're a ****** then kill yourself. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted December 16, 2010 Members Share Posted December 16, 2010 Right, I'm sick of you asshats and the offences you all perpetrate against the English language. Not being able to spell is a joke, 8 year olds can spell. You see the wriggly red line under the word you're typing? You got it wrong! Now we move onto grammar, no easy fix for this. There are rules you need to know and follow, but since you can't spell a word like 'against' or know the difference between 'there' and 'their' I think you need some remedial training. So, if you can't spell you need to read this, realise you're a ****** then kill yourself. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon I was gonna make fun of you for that one, then I realiZed you're Scottish, and can't help it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeloAngelo Posted December 16, 2010 Members Share Posted December 16, 2010 sak mu cok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeadNight Warrior Posted December 16, 2010 Members Share Posted December 16, 2010 I was gonna make fun of you for that one, then I realiZed you're Scottish, and can't help it! Hey dickface , the real English language uses the letter "s" in -ise suffixes, not the -ize as seen in your hilarious cockarsed attempt at the language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted December 16, 2010 Members Share Posted December 16, 2010 Hey dickface , the real English language uses the letter "s" in -ise suffixes, not the -ize as seen in your hilarious cockarsed attempt at the language. Oh {censored}ing please, you bumbling dolts can't even pronounce "aluminum" without {censored}ing it all to hell! Aussies are even worse, although being the bastard children of a million rejects and prisoners does at least give you a slight excuse in the mental deficiency department, I suppose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Edge11 Posted December 16, 2010 Members Share Posted December 16, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeadNight Warrior Posted December 16, 2010 Members Share Posted December 16, 2010 Oh {censored}ing please, you bumbling dolts can't even pronounce "aluminum" without {censored}ing it all to hell! Aussies are even worse, although being the bastard children of a million rejects and prisoners does at least give you a slight excuse in the mental deficiency department, I suppose! When you're the only dumb{censored}s in the world pronouncing it and spelling it one way, with everyone else in the world doing it another way, maybe you should admit that you're just plain {censored}ing wrong. Aluminium, you {censored}ing simpletons! While we're at it, "herb" doesn't contain any silent letters, nor does "solder". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted December 16, 2010 Members Share Posted December 16, 2010 When you're the only dumb{censored}s in the world pronouncing it and spelling it one way, with everyone else in the world doing it another way, maybe you should admit that you're just plain {censored}ing wrong. Alumin ium, you {censored}ing simpletons! While we're at it, "herb" doesn't contain any silent letters, nor does "solder". Sorry, you're from {censored}ing Australia, therefore, no one is required to listen to you. Go {censored} a wallaby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeadNight Warrior Posted December 16, 2010 Members Share Posted December 16, 2010 Sorry, you're from {censored}ing Australia, therefore, no one is required to listen to you. Go {censored} a wallaby. I guess I shouldn't particularly be surprised at the lack of intelligence in this response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members metalone Posted December 16, 2010 Members Share Posted December 16, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted December 16, 2010 Members Share Posted December 16, 2010 I guess I shouldn't particularly be surprised at the lack of intelligence in this response. Awwwwwwww... u mad, honey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitar_face Posted December 16, 2010 Members Share Posted December 16, 2010 Right, I'm sick of you asshats and the offences you all perpetrate against the English language. Not being able to spell is a joke, 8 year olds can spell. You see the wriggly red line under the word you're typing? You got it wrong! Now we move onto grammar, no easy fix for this. There are rules you need to know and follow, but since you can't spell a word like 'against' or know the difference between 'there' and 'their' I think you need some remedial training. So, if you can't spell you need to read this, realise you're a ****** then kill yourself. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon Theirs nothing wrong with are grammrar; bitch . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeadNight Warrior Posted December 16, 2010 Members Share Posted December 16, 2010 Awwwwwwww... u mad, honey? There's no "American English"; there's English, and there's English used incorrectly. Go {censored} a morbidly obese woman who claims her weight is due to a gland problem, yet eats 10 large deep fried meals a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted December 16, 2010 Members Share Posted December 16, 2010 There's no "American English"; there's English, and there's English used incorrectly. Go {censored} a morbidly obese woman who claims her weight is due to a gland problem, yet eats 10 large deep fried meals a day. And you use it "incorrectly", I thought we already went over that? So, what heinous crimes did your family commit that got them booted out of England, anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members metalone Posted December 16, 2010 Members Share Posted December 16, 2010 And you use it "incorrectly", I thought we already went over that? So, what heinous crimes did your family commit that got them booted out of England, anyway? 9 out of 10 for creativity lol!I personally like Australia, but that just made me lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NinjaRaf Posted December 16, 2010 Members Share Posted December 16, 2010 WOW I love this thread. Im cracking up over here lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brandenburg Posted December 16, 2010 Members Share Posted December 16, 2010 LMAOROF.. nope not going to comment yet.. taking a wait and see attitude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members eudaimonia02912 Posted December 16, 2010 Members Share Posted December 16, 2010 Right, I'm sick of you asshats and the offences you all perpetrate against the English language. Not being able to spell is a joke, 8 year olds can spell. You see the wriggly red line under the word you're typing? You got it wrong!Now we move onto grammar, no easy fix for this. There are rules you need to know and follow, but since you can't spell a word like 'against' or know the difference between 'there' and 'their' I think you need some remedial training.So, if you can't spell you need to read this, realise you're a ****** then kill yourself.http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon The sentence in bold should have a semicolon rather than a comma. Please PM me if you would like me to teach you how to speak and write properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members eudaimonia02912 Posted December 16, 2010 Members Share Posted December 16, 2010 There's no "American English"; there's English, and there's English used incorrectly. Go {censored} a morbidly obese woman who claims her weight is due to a gland problem, yet eats 10 large deep fried meals a day. Really? These sociolinguists disagree with you. http://www.amazon.com/American-English-Dialects-Variation-Language/dp/1405112662/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1292507428&sr=8-1 They are experts and you are a mere layperson. Thus, you should defer to their superior judgment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zac503 Posted December 16, 2010 Members Share Posted December 16, 2010 A+++ Thread. Would read again! Also, American English ftw. Y'all understand me?!?1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SiCkboy78 Posted December 16, 2010 Members Share Posted December 16, 2010 why DO pEOEPLE GWET SO mand about this {censored} ON TEH Internet it doesnt make sense at all why you get a mad, if you dont likeit they dont reda it dumb bas!!!!!!!! gaddamn it you piss me off you stupid mother {censored}er op/.thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LoopQuantum Posted December 16, 2010 Members Share Posted December 16, 2010 I'm often irritated not only with misspellings, but improper sentence structures. Please, when attempting to convey a thought in the form of a sentence, be sure to include both a subject, and a predicate. Also, correct punctuation and spelling speak volumes to your credibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted December 16, 2010 Members Share Posted December 16, 2010 I'm often irritated with not only misspellings, but improper sentence structures. Please, when attempting to convey a thought in the form of a sentence, be sure to include both a subject, and a predicate. Also, correct punctuation and spelling speak volumes to your credibility. WAT LOUP THIS NO MAEN WHISPAR? Seriously, what Loop said. I am reminded of the guy who posted his unyielding love for all things Dual Rectifier without acknowledging the fact that the spacebar has, in fact, been invented. After he was called out by HCAF, his top exploded, and the fallout was wondrous. Also, this thread brings unexpected vitriol and lulz. I am somewhat conflicted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members "sasquatch" Posted December 16, 2010 Members Share Posted December 16, 2010 i don't capitalize {censored}, but i try to put forth enough effort to get spellings, commas correct. also,a+ thread/thread responses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NaturalBornBoy Posted December 16, 2010 Members Share Posted December 16, 2010 I couldn't care less if you use American English or the Queen's English. Not being able to differentiate between 'there', 'they're' and 'their' is so {censored}ing lame. Also, not being able to differentiate between 'your' and 'you're' Oh yeah, it's regardless; not irregardless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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