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    Right, I'm sick of you asshats and the offences you all perpetrate against the English language. Not being able to spell is a joke, 8 year olds can spell. You see the wriggly red line under the word you're typing? You got it wrong!

    Now we move onto grammar, no easy fix for this. There are rules you need to know and follow, but since you can't spell a word like 'against' or know the difference between 'there' and 'their' I think you need some remedial training.

    So, if you can't spell you need to read this, realise you're a ****** then kill yourself.

    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon
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    Right, I'm sick of you asshats and the offences you all perpetrate against the English language. Not being able to spell is a joke, 8 year olds can spell. You see the wriggly red line under the word you're typing? You got it wrong!

    Now we move onto grammar, no easy fix for this. There are rules you need to know and follow, but since you can't spell a word like 'against' or know the difference between 'there' and 'their' I think you need some remedial training.

    So, if you can't spell you need to read this, realise you're a ****** then kill yourself.

    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon




    I was gonna make fun of you for that one, then I realiZed you're Scottish, and can't help it!
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    Originally Posted by Ron Burgandy


    So in conclusion, if you like ******************** then you like Strats. If you don't like Strats, it's because you secretly don't like ********************.









    Originally Posted by NaturalBornBoy


    Sheikpwnt









    Originally Posted by Murdoch


    We like to think of it as you leaving a foot-wide trail of fishy-smelling sand wherever you go.

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    • #3
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      Originally Posted by duncan


      I wonder what a persons life must be like if they're so easily affected by my posting on an Internet forum.









      Originally Posted by Rear Naked


      I saw 2 guys do it, and all they did was laugh really hard and say What The **************** a few times. No deaths or near-deaths occured.

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      • #4
        I was gonna make fun of you for that one, then I realiZed you're Scottish, and can't help it!


        Hey dickface , the real English language uses the letter "s" in -ise suffixes, not the -ize as seen in your hilarious cockarsed attempt at the language.
        Originally Posted by Norton666 (15/07/2009)


        Give it 6 months and the Axe-Fx will be mentioned in the same sentence as the Johnson Millenium stuff.

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        • #5
          Hey dickface , the real English language uses the letter "s" in -ise suffixes, not the -ize as seen in your hilarious cockarsed attempt at the language.


          Oh ****************ing please, you bumbling dolts can't even pronounce "aluminum" without ****************ing it all to hell!

          Aussies are even worse, although being the bastard children of a million rejects and prisoners does at least give you a slight excuse in the mental deficiency department, I suppose!
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          Originally Posted by Ron Burgandy


          So in conclusion, if you like ******************** then you like Strats. If you don't like Strats, it's because you secretly don't like ********************.









          Originally Posted by NaturalBornBoy


          Sheikpwnt









          Originally Posted by Murdoch


          We like to think of it as you leaving a foot-wide trail of fishy-smelling sand wherever you go.

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              Oh ****************ing please, you bumbling dolts can't even pronounce "aluminum" without ****************ing it all to hell!

              Aussies are even worse, although being the bastard children of a million rejects and prisoners does at least give you a slight excuse in the mental deficiency department, I suppose!


              When you're the only dumb****************s in the world pronouncing it and spelling it one way, with everyone else in the world doing it another way, maybe you should admit that you're just plain ****************ing wrong. Aluminium, you ****************ing simpletons!

              While we're at it, "herb" doesn't contain any silent letters, nor does "solder".
              Originally Posted by Norton666 (15/07/2009)


              Give it 6 months and the Axe-Fx will be mentioned in the same sentence as the Johnson Millenium stuff.

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                When you're the only dumb****************s in the world pronouncing it and spelling it one way, with everyone else in the world doing it another way, maybe you should admit that you're just plain ****************ing wrong. Aluminium, you ****************ing simpletons!

                While we're at it, "herb" doesn't contain any silent letters, nor does "solder".



                Sorry, you're from ****************ing Australia, therefore, no one is required to listen to you. Go **************** a wallaby.
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                Originally Posted by Ron Burgandy


                So in conclusion, if you like ******************** then you like Strats. If you don't like Strats, it's because you secretly don't like ********************.









                Originally Posted by NaturalBornBoy


                Sheikpwnt









                Originally Posted by Murdoch


                We like to think of it as you leaving a foot-wide trail of fishy-smelling sand wherever you go.

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                • #9
                  Sorry, you're from ****************ing Australia, therefore, no one is required to listen to you. Go **************** a wallaby.


                  I guess I shouldn't particularly be surprised at the lack of intelligence in this response.
                  Originally Posted by Norton666 (15/07/2009)


                  Give it 6 months and the Axe-Fx will be mentioned in the same sentence as the Johnson Millenium stuff.

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                    • #11
                      I guess I shouldn't particularly be surprised at the lack of intelligence in this response.



                      Awwwwwwww... u mad, honey?
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                      Originally Posted by Ron Burgandy


                      So in conclusion, if you like ******************** then you like Strats. If you don't like Strats, it's because you secretly don't like ********************.









                      Originally Posted by NaturalBornBoy


                      Sheikpwnt









                      Originally Posted by Murdoch


                      We like to think of it as you leaving a foot-wide trail of fishy-smelling sand wherever you go.

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                      • #12
                        Right, I'm sick of you asshats and the offences you all perpetrate against the English language. Not being able to spell is a joke, 8 year olds can spell. You see the wriggly red line under the word you're typing? You got it wrong!

                        Now we move onto grammar, no easy fix for this. There are rules you need to know and follow, but since you can't spell a word like 'against' or know the difference between 'there' and 'their' I think you need some remedial training.

                        So, if you can't spell you need to read this, realise you're a ****** then kill yourself.

                        http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon


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                        • #13
                          Awwwwwwww... u mad, honey?


                          There's no "American English"; there's English, and there's English used incorrectly. Go **************** a morbidly obese woman who claims her weight is due to a gland problem, yet eats 10 large deep fried meals a day.
                          Originally Posted by Norton666 (15/07/2009)


                          Give it 6 months and the Axe-Fx will be mentioned in the same sentence as the Johnson Millenium stuff.

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                          • #14
                            There's no "American English"; there's English, and there's English used incorrectly. Go **************** a morbidly obese woman who claims her weight is due to a gland problem, yet eats 10 large deep fried meals a day.



                            And you use it "incorrectly", I thought we already went over that?

                            So, what heinous crimes did your family commit that got them booted out of England, anyway?

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                            Originally Posted by Ron Burgandy


                            So in conclusion, if you like ******************** then you like Strats. If you don't like Strats, it's because you secretly don't like ********************.









                            Originally Posted by NaturalBornBoy


                            Sheikpwnt









                            Originally Posted by Murdoch


                            We like to think of it as you leaving a foot-wide trail of fishy-smelling sand wherever you go.

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                            • #15
                              And you use it "incorrectly", I thought we already went over that?

                              So, what heinous crimes did your family commit that got them booted out of England, anyway?


                              9 out of 10 for creativity lol!I personally like Australia, but that just made me lol!

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