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  • #16
    Never had or wanted a hooker. Never paid for sex, never even been to a strip joint. Never needed to I haz game. Or... I did before I started posting on this forum


    I have never paid for sex (only emotionally) but if I was single here its tempting there are some hot hookers.

    The ironic thing about strip clubs my wife is more interested to check one out than me, so we have always said we will go together at some point.
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    • #17
      fap fap fap


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      • #18
        I had one come up to me at a red light in town...she put one leg up on my car ...as to give a peek or whatever.
        thats when I noticed she had a friggin green bean stuck to her inner thigh..I about threw up...
        seriously wth ! that's what I get for looking I guess
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        • #19
          My Favorite Hooker



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          • #20
            OK, great story about hookers.

            I'm playing a gig in Aberdeen (city a couple of hours to the north) a few years back. It's in this pirate rock bar called The Moorings which is down in the harbour. Aberdeen harbour is skanky.
            They way it works out is that me and my bandmates are all travelling there separately due to being all the country visiting each other so I get my buddy Mark to come along with me for the ride and to check out the bands and bar. The Moorings bar is awesome by the way.

            We rock up in the afternoon and roll into town about 3PM. Grab a beer then decide to go for a wander around town and hand out some flyers etc.
            As we're walking up through the alleys up tp the main street we see a hooker sucking some guy off against the wall. We cheer, give a big "hi 5!" etc - "See dude, I told you there were hookers around here".
            (oh yeah, my friend Gus was going through a bit of a dark phase at the time and said the hookers would do a suck and **************** for
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            • #21
              I hate Nazi's, rappers, dying, banks, and whores, in that order.
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              • #22
                I was just like


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                • #23



                  That is funny but on another level so true


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                  • #24
                    I had one come up to me at a red light in town...she put one leg up on my car ...as to give a peek or whatever.
                    thats when I noticed she had a friggin green bean stuck to her inner thigh..I about threw up...
                    seriously wth ! that's what I get for looking I guess

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                    • #25
                      I tried the Asian SALAd... It was not good. Not good at all.
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                      • #26
                        I have a friend, who is married, who pays a hooker once a month or so to let him jack off on her face. No real contact, he just wants the money shot because his wife will not let him

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                        • #27
                          I have a friend, who is married, who pays a hooker once a month or so to let him jack off on her face. No real contact, he just wants the money shot because his wife will not let him


                          lol, wtf?! I understand cheating on your woman if she's not giving you the poon, but because she's not letting you give her the money shot? Splooging on a chick's face is super sweet, but it's more of a cherry-on-top sort of deal; great, but not really all that necessary. Your boy's got problems!
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                          • #28
                            lol, wtf?! I understand cheating on your woman if she's not giving you the poon, but because she's not letting you give her the money shot? Splooging on a chick's face is super sweet, but it's more of a cherry-on-top sort of deal; great, but not really all that necessary. Your boy's got problems!


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                            • #29
                              Ugh, gross. I can't stand the thought of sitting on a public toilet Let alone putting my penis in a public vagina.


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                              • #30
                                paying for sex is weak sauce ,way beyond me how u can have sex with someone without having any emotional bond with that person. Hookers are very sad soulless individuals who value money over their self worth and integrity,there's no way i would even give a stripper money never mind a slut prostitute with all manner of diseases.

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