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    Dont Lie bishes

    Originally Posted by joeydahlia


    the Klops drums are not mounted..they are unfinished..but they WILL BE ****************ED UP WHEN DONE









    Originally Posted by zentman


    Dude, I give myself a rectal and prostrate exam daily. Sometime for hours.









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    When working on guitars I charge 50 bucks to do a nut job. The girls downtown only charge 40.
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    • #3
      Ugh, gross. I can't stand the thought of sitting on a public toilet Let alone putting my penis in a public vagina.
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      • #4
        Dont Lie bishes



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        Originally Posted by Spaced Out Ace


        I have three Ltd's and can stroke the guitar necks like the male co-star in a porno about to blow his load. I don't find them to be sharp.









        Originally Posted by ~Abstract~


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        • #5
          Ugh, gross. I can't stand the thought of sitting on a public toilet Let alone putting my penis in a public vagina.


          That's what their mouths are for.

          I mean, uh, er, yeah. Gross.....
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          • #6
            I have a friend who went to Hawaii on work. He hired a hooker one night after going out and getting drunk. Hooker agreed to a blow for a couple hundred. Unfortunately for him, apparently a large percentage of the hookers in Hawaii are trannies and they are very convincing. Turns out the she was a he, as he found out when the hooker got defensive when he tried to "feel around". This was after the hooker had started the services. He told her (or him) to get out and the hooker got up and started rifling through his belongings. He had to forcibly remove her from the room. He told me about this years after it happened and said I was the only person that knew. I was just like
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            • #7
              I have a friend who went to Hawaii on work. He hired a hooker one night after going out and getting drunk. Hooker agreed to a blow for a couple hundred. Unfortunately for him, apparently a large percentage of the hookers in Hawaii are trannies and they are very convincing. Turns out the she was a he, as he found out when the hooker got defensive when he tried to "feel around". This was after the hooker had started the services. He told her (or him) to get out and the hooker got up and started rifling through his belongings. He had to forcibly remove her from the room. He told me about this years after it happened and said I was the only person that knew. I was just like


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              Originally Posted by Neilrocks25


              life's too short not to eat bee's




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              • #8
                I Think 10 pages are in order for this jem!
                Originally Posted by joeydahlia


                the Klops drums are not mounted..they are unfinished..but they WILL BE ****************ED UP WHEN DONE









                Originally Posted by zentman


                Dude, I give myself a rectal and prostrate exam daily. Sometime for hours.









                Originally Posted by TornadoOfSouls


                jnurp had golden hairs, teeth as white as pearls and the **************************** of a seven year old.



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                • #9
                  There is nothing Asian about those salads.
                  I didn't come here to save whales, I came here to get laid and make rock 'n' roll

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                  • #10
                    There is nothing Asian about those salads.

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                    Originally Posted by Spaced Out Ace


                    I have three Ltd's and can stroke the guitar necks like the male co-star in a porno about to blow his load. I don't find them to be sharp.









                    Originally Posted by ~Abstract~


                    "I'll buy your guitar...but I'm gonna need to take about 5 bucks off for the Lysol I'll need to disinfect it."



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                    • #11
                      Never had or wanted a hooker. Never paid for sex, never even been to a strip joint. Never needed to I haz game. Or... I did before I started posting on this forum

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                      • #12
                        Never had or wanted a hooker. Never paid for sex, never even been to a strip joint. Never needed to I haz game. Or... I did before I started posting on this forum


                        Now you just touch yourself at night. Its ok, we all do.

                        Funny hting, only time I've been to strip clubs is with wifey. It was her (drunken) idea every time, I wasn't gonna fight it at that point.
                        Originally Posted by TheEternal


                        Can't you just let Jesus melt your face?









                        Originally Posted by Neilrocks25


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                        • #13
                          There is nothing Asian about those salads.


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                          • #14
                            I have a friend who went to Hawaii on work. He hired a hooker one night after going out and getting drunk. Hooker agreed to a blow for a couple hundred. Unfortunately for him, apparently a large percentage of the hookers in Hawaii are trannies and they are very convincing. Turns out the she was a he, as he found out when the hooker got defensive when he tried to "feel around". This was after the hooker had started the services. He told her (or him) to get out and the hooker got up and started rifling through his belongings. He had to forcibly remove her from the room. He told me about this years after it happened and said I was the only person that knew. I was just like


                            I think I saw an HBO special about hawaiian hooker trannies
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                            • #15
                              no thanks ...I care about my penis too much
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