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  • Any guys into Hookers?

    Dont Lie bishes

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    <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>joeydahlia</strong>
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    <div class="message">the Klops drums are not mounted..they are unfinished..but they WILL BE ****************ED UP WHEN DONE</div>

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    <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>zentman</strong>
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    <div class="message">Dude, I give myself a rectal and prostrate exam daily. Sometime for hours.<img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/thumb.gif" border="0" alt="" title="thumbs up" class="inlineimg" /></div>

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    <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>TornadoOfSouls</strong>
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    When working on guitars I charge 50 bucks to do a nut job. The girls downtown only charge 40.
    It's 4am woman make up your mind. EITHER SPIT IT OUT OR SWALLOW IT!!!

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      Ugh, gross. I can't stand the thought of sitting on a public toilet Let alone putting my penis in a public vagina.
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        <div class="message">I have three Ltd's and can stroke the guitar necks like the male co-star in a porno about to blow his load. I don't find them to be sharp.</div>

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        <div class="message">&quot;I'll buy your guitar...but I'm gonna need to take about 5 bucks off for the Lysol I'll need to disinfect it.&quot;</div>

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        • #5
          Ugh, gross. I can't stand the thought of sitting on a public toilet Let alone putting my penis in a public vagina.


          That's what their mouths are for.

          I mean, uh, er, yeah. Gross.....
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          <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>TheEternal</strong>
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          <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Neilrocks25</strong>
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            I have a friend who went to Hawaii on work. He hired a hooker one night after going out and getting drunk. Hooker agreed to a blow for a couple hundred. Unfortunately for him, apparently a large percentage of the hookers in Hawaii are trannies and they are very convincing. Turns out the she was a he, as he found out when the hooker got defensive when he tried to "feel around". This was after the hooker had started the services. He told her (or him) to get out and the hooker got up and started rifling through his belongings. He had to forcibly remove her from the room. He told me about this years after it happened and said I was the only person that knew. I was just like
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              I have a friend who went to Hawaii on work. He hired a hooker one night after going out and getting drunk. Hooker agreed to a blow for a couple hundred. Unfortunately for him, apparently a large percentage of the hookers in Hawaii are trannies and they are very convincing. Turns out the she was a he, as he found out when the hooker got defensive when he tried to "feel around". This was after the hooker had started the services. He told her (or him) to get out and the hooker got up and started rifling through his belongings. He had to forcibly remove her from the room. He told me about this years after it happened and said I was the only person that knew. I was just like


              BWAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!

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              BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A!!!!!

              I am willing to pay for many things in life, sex of any form has never been and never will be one of them.
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              <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>TheEternal</strong>
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              • #8
                I Think 10 pages are in order for this jem!
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                <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>joeydahlia</strong>
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                <div class="message">the Klops drums are not mounted..they are unfinished..but they WILL BE ****************ED UP WHEN DONE</div>

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                <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>zentman</strong>
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                <div class="message">Dude, I give myself a rectal and prostrate exam daily. Sometime for hours.<img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/thumb.gif" border="0" alt="" title="thumbs up" class="inlineimg" /></div>

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                • #9
                  There is nothing Asian about those salads.
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                  • #10
                    There is nothing Asian about those salads.

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                    <div class="message">I have three Ltd's and can stroke the guitar necks like the male co-star in a porno about to blow his load. I don't find them to be sharp.</div>

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                    <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>~Abstract~</strong>
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                      Never had or wanted a hooker. Never paid for sex, never even been to a strip joint. Never needed to I haz game. Or... I did before I started posting on this forum
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                        Never had or wanted a hooker. Never paid for sex, never even been to a strip joint. Never needed to I haz game. Or... I did before I started posting on this forum


                        Now you just touch yourself at night. Its ok, we all do.

                        Funny hting, only time I've been to strip clubs is with wifey. It was her (drunken) idea every time, I wasn't gonna fight it at that point.
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                          There is nothing Asian about those salads.


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                          <div class="message">All that said, I'm still a jackass.</div>

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                          <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Nerine 8/2/2011</strong>
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                          <div class="message">Not a ****************ing chance. Seriously. Sig it bishes <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/redface.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Embarrassment" class="inlineimg" /></div>

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                          • #14
                            I have a friend who went to Hawaii on work. He hired a hooker one night after going out and getting drunk. Hooker agreed to a blow for a couple hundred. Unfortunately for him, apparently a large percentage of the hookers in Hawaii are trannies and they are very convincing. Turns out the she was a he, as he found out when the hooker got defensive when he tried to "feel around". This was after the hooker had started the services. He told her (or him) to get out and the hooker got up and started rifling through his belongings. He had to forcibly remove her from the room. He told me about this years after it happened and said I was the only person that knew. I was just like


                            I think I saw an HBO special about hawaiian hooker trannies
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                            • #15
                              no thanks ...I care about my penis too much
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