Members FearTheVoices Posted May 14, 2012 Members Share Posted May 14, 2012 elevator.. What happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mamberg Posted May 14, 2012 Members Share Posted May 14, 2012 Lemmy walks out - but never talks to anybody again.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members madrigal77 Posted May 14, 2012 Members Share Posted May 14, 2012 Jackson and Mercury make out, Jagger goes down on Bowie, and Lemmy jacks off while watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kenny Powers Posted May 14, 2012 Members Share Posted May 14, 2012 MJ is the only one who doesn't get any action. everyone is too old. jagger and bowie seems like the obvious combination, but "been there done that." but... Mercury needs a good aggressive power bottom, so he turns lemmy by offering some absinthe to his mole. Jagger and bowie, while acting disinterested in each other, are immediately aroused by the site of Mercury and Lemmy, not just the carnal sex act they are witnessing, but the magic of legendary music to be made by these gods, in musical form, and just being made from pure ball-slapping-ass auditory magic. They just embrace each other and watch, as tears stream down their faces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members VanHalen Posted May 14, 2012 Members Share Posted May 14, 2012 Jacko breaks out the Jesus Juice and a circle jerk ensues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members R00PE Posted May 15, 2012 Members Share Posted May 15, 2012 lemmy tells himselft wtf is this {censored} and open is 26 oz of jack daniel trying to forget that moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FearTheVoices Posted May 15, 2012 Author Members Share Posted May 15, 2012 lemmy tells himselft wtf is this {censored} and open is 26 oz of jack daniel trying to forget that moment and then the real Lemmy comes out.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vaguelee Posted May 15, 2012 Members Share Posted May 15, 2012 Lemmy breaks out JD, Mercury breaks out cocaine, Bowie does that crystal ball thing from labyrinth, Jackson and Jagger try to teach each other how to dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted May 15, 2012 Members Share Posted May 15, 2012 Lemmy leaves with a sore dick, and everyone else walks out bow-legged with their faces looking like glazed doughnuts.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members munizfire Posted May 15, 2012 Members Share Posted May 15, 2012 God can't be in an elevator with mere mortals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cropduster Posted May 15, 2012 Members Share Posted May 15, 2012 Do you guys write gay porn stories professionally? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kissmyace Posted May 15, 2012 Members Share Posted May 15, 2012 MJ & FM are dead, Mick & DB look dead -- all probably zombies..... Lemmy kills them all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BuckshotJenkins Posted May 15, 2012 Members Share Posted May 15, 2012 Lemmy is probly the only one who hasn't showered or thought of showering, unless Michael is coming from a 3 day Neverland bed-in. Either way, the elevator smells like a man aka Lemmy pretty quickly. Freddie, Mick and David probly come up with a few great melodies together. One of them does something with at least one of them. Michael inquires about their catalogs in a soft but businesslike ominous voice. Lemmy lets both gasses rip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dolf Posted May 15, 2012 Members Share Posted May 15, 2012 The sweetest beat-box, improv scat rap/rock/pop a capella jam you ever heard in your life. Also, Lemmy had a 5th of jack in his coat, but he didn't share it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goop Posted May 15, 2012 Members Share Posted May 15, 2012 Do you guys write gay porn stories professionally? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ComOp Posted May 15, 2012 Members Share Posted May 15, 2012 Five men enter, one man leaves. Who run Barter town? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brown, Charlie Posted May 15, 2012 Members Share Posted May 15, 2012 Michael & Freddy continue decomposing, Mick comments on how bad it smells, David Bowie writes a hit song, Lemmy gets drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted May 15, 2012 Members Share Posted May 15, 2012 God doesn't ride in elevators. Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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