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  • Mick Jagger - Michael Jackson - Freddy Mercury - David Bowie - Lemmy get stuck in an

    elevator..

    What happens
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  • #2
    Lemmy walks out - but never talks to anybody again..........
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    • #3
      Jackson and Mercury make out, Jagger goes down on Bowie, and Lemmy jacks off while watching.
      Originally Posted by James Hetfield


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      • #4
        MJ is the only one who doesn't get any action. everyone is too old.

        jagger and bowie seems like the obvious combination, but "been there done that." but...

        Mercury needs a good aggressive power bottom, so he turns lemmy by offering some absinthe to his mole.

        Jagger and bowie, while acting disinterested in each other, are immediately aroused by the site of Mercury and Lemmy, not just the carnal sex act they are witnessing, but the magic of legendary music to be made by these gods, in musical form, and just being made from pure ball-slapping-ass auditory magic. They just embrace each other and watch, as tears stream down their faces.
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        • #5
          Jacko breaks out the Jesus Juice and a circle jerk ensues.

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          • #6
            lemmy tells himselft wtf is this **************** and open is 26 oz of jack daniel trying to forget that moment
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            • #7
              lemmy tells himselft wtf is this **************** and open is 26 oz of jack daniel trying to forget that moment




              and then the real Lemmy comes out..
              Guitars:
              2012 Gibson Les Paul 50's Tribute Goldtop
              2011 Ibanez RG3550MZ Galaxy Black
              Amps:
              Marshall 78' JMP MKII 2204
              Peavey XXX 4x12 Slant
              Effects:
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              MXR Chorus 3 Knob
              DOD Phasor 401
              MXR Carbon Copy
              Barber Tone Press
              Korg PitchBlack Tuner
              ToneBone Bigshot ABY/EFX
              MKS Pedal Pad II

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              • #8
                Lemmy breaks out JD, Mercury breaks out cocaine, Bowie does that crystal ball thing from labyrinth,
                Jackson and Jagger try to teach each other how to dance.

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                • #9
                  Lemmy leaves with a sore dick, and everyone else walks out bow-legged with their faces looking like glazed doughnuts..
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                  • #10
                    God can't be in an elevator with mere mortals.
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                    • #11
                      Do you guys write gay porn stories professionally?

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                      • #12
                        MJ & FM are dead, Mick & DB look dead -- all probably zombies..... Lemmy kills them all
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                        • #13
                          Lemmy is probly the only one who hasn't showered or thought of showering, unless Michael is coming from a 3 day Neverland bed-in. Either way, the elevator smells like a man aka Lemmy pretty quickly.

                          Freddie, Mick and David probly come up with a few great melodies together. One of them does something with at least one of them. Michael inquires about their catalogs in a soft but businesslike ominous voice.

                          Lemmy lets both gasses rip.
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                          • #14
                            The sweetest beat-box, improv scat rap/rock/pop a capella jam you ever heard in your life. Also, Lemmy had a 5th of jack in his coat, but he didn't share it.
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                            • #15
                              Do you guys write gay porn stories professionally?


                              Yes.
                              Originally Posted by diddlybo


                              Just last week I went to the local GC with my 18 inch cock to buy several guitars and amps. On the way out I punched a hole clean thru the body of a MIM Tele, which caused the entire store to give me a standing ovation.









                              Originally Posted by ShaneV2


                              I play gay through the amp- it involves plugging into the amp's output jack. Sometimes you end up blowing a tranny though.

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