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  • Oh you, Florida. First face-eater, now woman diddling herself on highway

    AND the show didn't stop once she got to jail. Spread her legs and told the cops to kiss her there. LOL Oh, Florida...



    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/ashley-holton-masturbating-florida-highway_n_1557587.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003
    Originally Posted by jnurp


    murdoch always brings teh lulz.









    Originally Posted by RockStarBassist


    Also MurdochV wins thread.









    Originally Posted by sleewell


    Murdoch'd = when you think you have something funny to say only to hit post and that son of a bitch said it 10x funnier.

  • #2
    If she was hot, I would have zero problems with this; however, as it stands I consider this to be a major outrage.
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    • #3
      After seeing her pic I am on the fence as to which incident would have been more terrifying. Cheers, Lucius
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      • #4


        Dont forget, there have been more than 1 face eater incidents haha.

        Also, dont lie and say youve never rubbed one out on a long drive in the car
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        • #5
          Would.
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          • #6


            Dont forget, there have been more than 1 face eater incidents haha.

            Also, dont lie and say youve never rubbed one out on a long drive in the car


            Not lying...never done that. No plans to...but she wasn't driving.
            Originally Posted by jnurp


            murdoch always brings teh lulz.









            Originally Posted by RockStarBassist


            Also MurdochV wins thread.









            Originally Posted by sleewell


            Murdoch'd = when you think you have something funny to say only to hit post and that son of a bitch said it 10x funnier.

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            • #7


              Dont forget, there have been more than 1 face eater incidents haha.

              Also, dont lie and say youve never rubbed one out on a long drive in the car


              I never have, then again, I'm not from Florida.
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              • #8
                that would of been fun to watch....i've seen some **************** like this in lake worth.
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                • #9
                  the follow links from that article: They could have stopped at Weird Florida.

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                  • #10
                    Ah yes... nothing like the smell of warm BM mixed with yeast infection. Have at it guys. Let me know how it works out for you.

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                    • #11
                      the follow links from that article: They could have stopped at Weird Florida.


                      I'm going to follow Woman Masturbates Road.
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                      • #12
                        Dammit I was just eating breakfast. There goes my appetite!!
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                        • #13
                          And to think people make blanket derogatory statements about Texas. Thanks for taking the attention off of us, Florida!
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                          • #14
                            I'd shoot her 5 times then eat her face.
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                            • #15
                              Also, dont lie and say youve never rubbed one out on a long drive in the car


                              Done it. In Wisconsin.
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