Members xcml5 Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 Seriously what am I reading? http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/3279913611.html I AM A MOTHER OF FOUR IN NEED OF 10,000.00. A LOAN THAT I WILL PAY OFF, ONCE MY HOUSE SALES...WITH GREAT INTEREST!!!!! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME.... I AM A VICTIM OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND HAVE NEVER USED THE SYSTEM TO HELP US, I HAVE TOO MUCH PRIDE. MY HUSBAND, WHO I HAD REMOVED FROM OUR HOME 4 YEARS AGO FOR HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MY DAUGHTERS KINDERGARTEN TEACHER, AND SHE HAD HIS BABY, BUT I HAD THE BABY SHOWER BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW YET....YES HE IS A DOUCE BAG...WELL HE HAD ME AND MY FOUR CHILDREN REMOVED FROM OUR HOME (THAT IS FOR SALE) IN NEWBURY PARK LAST WEEK. WE ARE NOW LIVING AT MOTEL NEAR BY. I FOUND AN ANGEL, A WOMEN WHO IS WILLING TO RENT ME HER HOME FOR MUCH LESS THEN WHAT RENT GOES FOR OUT HERE. ALL I NEED IS 7500.00 TO GET ME IN THERE. I HAD A REALTOR INVESTIGATE THE HOME, AND SHE IS CURRENT ON HER MORTGAGE. PLEASE SOMEONE TRUST IN ME, AND HAVE FAITH AS I DO.....ONCE I AM IN THERE, I CAN MANAGE THE LOW RENT, AND ONCE MY HOUSE SELLS I CAN PAY THE LOAN BACK. WE OWE 350 ON OUR HOME THAT SHOULD GET 450,000 PLUS THE 401K. MY SOON TO BE X IS A MONSTER AND ALL I WANT TO DO, IS TO BEABLE TO DO THIS WITHOUT HIM OR HIS FAMILY. HE CALLS HIS 12 YEAR OLD SON, WHO WANTS TO DESIGN WOMENS CLOTHING A FAGOT, MY DAUGHTER WHO IS IN SPECIAL ED...HE TELLS HER SHE RIDES THE YELLOW BUS CUZ SHE IS STUPID....MY OTHER DAUGHTER THAT LOVES SOCCER...HE GAVE HER A BOOK CALLED...AM I A LESBIAN, KNOWING YOUR SEXUALITY. HE IS A FREAK. MY KIDS DESERVE AND LOVE THIS HOME THAT CAN BE POTENTIALLY OURS. WE HAVE LIVED IN THE SAME HOUSE ALL THEIR LIVES, AND THIS HAS BEEN A HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE FOR US ALL... SOMEONE HELP ME.... THANKS FOR LISTENING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mesa/Kramer Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 ahhhhhhhhh......................... WAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Abouttreefitty Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 {censored}. The. What. So she kicked him out of the house 4 years ago, and 4 years later he kicks her and their 4 kids out of the same house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mesa/Kramer Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 Offer her (75) {censored}s for the $7,500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Abouttreefitty Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 And she begins asking for $10,000 and later says all she needs is $7500. Wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Abouttreefitty Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 So, who's gonna be the asshole here and text her asking if she wants to make ten grand the hard way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goop Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 YES HE IS A DOUCE BAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members madrigal77 Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 Need the zoom version of this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MadKeithV Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 I think this story starts somewhere in the mists of time with "so I was casually doing some meth..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gary666 Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 And she begins asking for $10,000 and later says all she needs is $7500. Wat she needs the extra to fix the caps lock on her pc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members benjamin801 Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 . MY HUSBAND, WHO I HAD REMOVED FROM OUR HOME 4 YEARS AGO FOR HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MY DAUGHTERS KINDERGARTEN TEACHER, AND SHE HAD HIS BABY, BUT I HAD THE BABY SHOWER BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW YET....YES HE IS A DOUCE BAG...WELL HE HAD ME AND MY FOUR CHILDREN REMOVED FROM OUR HOME (THAT IS FOR SALE) IN NEWBURY PARK LAST WEEK. WE ARE NOW LIVING AT MOTEL NEAR BY. I FOUND AN ANGEL, A WOMEN WHO IS WILLING TO RENT ME HER HOME FOR MUCH LESS THEN WHAT RENT GOES FOR OUT HERE. ALL I NEED IS 7500.00 TO GET ME IN THERE. I HAD A REALTOR INVESTIGATE THE HOME, AND SHE IS CURRENT ON HER MORTGAGE. PLEASE SOMEONE TRUST IN ME, AND HAVE FAITH AS I DO.....ONCE I AM IN THERE, I CAN MANAGE THE LOW RENT, AND ONCE MY HOUSE SELLS I CAN PAY THE LOAN BACK. WE OWE 350 ON OUR HOME THAT SHOULD GET 450,000PLUS THE 401K. MY SOON TO BE X IS A MONSTER AND ALL I WANT TO DO, IS TO BEABLE TO DO THIS WITHOUT HIM OR HIS FAMILY. HE CALLS HIS 12 YEAR OLD SON, WHO WANTS TO DESIGN WOMENS CLOTHING A FAGOT, MY DAUGHTER WHO IS IN SPECIAL ED...HE TELLS HER SHE RIDES THE YELLOW BUS CUZ SHE IS STUPID....MY OTHER DAUGHTER THAT LOVES SOCCER...HE GAVE HER A BOOK CALLED...AM I A LESBIAN, KNOWING YOUR SEXUALITY. HE IS A FREAK. MY KIDS DESERVE AND LOVE THIS HOME THAT CAN BE POTENTIALLY OURS. WE HAVE LIVED IN THE SAME HOUSE ALL THEIR LIVES, AND THIS HAS BEEN A HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE FOR US ALL...SOMEONE HELP ME....THANKS FOR LISTENING. Well, clearly. Nothing says "pride" like begging for money on Craigslist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sleewell Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 I see dumb people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Miter Gauge Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 somebody needs to email her and ask for pics. We need another meme up in dis bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nightflameauto Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 I'm feeling very much an asshole today and am sorely, SORELY tempted to ask her how many trips "round the world" I could get if I "loan" her the 10,000. Just finished reading it for lulz. This one got me. MY OTHER DAUGHTER THAT LOVES SOCCER...HE GAVE HER A BOOK CALLED...AM I A LESBIAN, KNOWING YOUR SEXUALITY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 100 watt Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 N00dz pl0x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JonVengeance Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 somebody needs to email her and ask for picks. We need another meme up in dis bitch. Guitar picks or sports/betting picks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members soundgardener75 Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 If she looks like this: She has to assume the position and take a DP from two rich executives. But seriously, she probably looks like this: To which this is the actual answer: I think this story starts somewhere in the mists of time with "so I was casually doing some meth..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mamberg Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 Billy has just found his new renter!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members soundgardener75 Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 Billy has just found his new renter!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hotcakes Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 'Muricha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Miter Gauge Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 Guitar picks or sports/betting picks? oops. fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Abouttreefitty Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 Also pretty funny that she told her story in a for sale post that is for a $70,000 Mercedes 2012 CLS550. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Abouttreefitty Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 Also pretty funny that she told her story in a for sale post that is for a $70,000 Mercedes 2012 CLS550. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DoubleBarrel Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 HE CALLS HIS 12 YEAR OLD SON, WHO WANTS TO DESIGN WOMENS CLOTHING A FAGOT, MY DAUGHTER WHO IS IN SPECIAL ED...HE TELLS HER SHE RIDES THE YELLOW BUS CUZ SHE IS STUPID....MY OTHER DAUGHTER THAT LOVES SOCCER...HE GAVE HER A BOOK CALLED...AM I A LESBIAN, KNOWING YOUR SEXUALITY. sounds like the guy is someone who posts here :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JonVengeance Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 oops. fixed It's okay I was just being a DOUCE BAG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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