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  • Ummm....wtf? (Craigslist content)

    Seriously what am I reading?

    http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/3279913611.html



    I AM A MOTHER OF FOUR IN NEED OF 10,000.00. A LOAN THAT I WILL PAY OFF, ONCE MY HOUSE SALES...WITH GREAT INTEREST!!!!!
    PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME....
    I AM A VICTIM OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND HAVE NEVER USED THE SYSTEM TO HELP US, I HAVE TOO MUCH PRIDE. MY HUSBAND, WHO I HAD REMOVED FROM OUR HOME 4 YEARS AGO FOR HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MY DAUGHTERS KINDERGARTEN TEACHER, AND SHE HAD HIS BABY, BUT I HAD THE BABY SHOWER BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW YET....YES HE IS A DOUCE BAG...WELL HE HAD ME AND MY FOUR CHILDREN REMOVED FROM OUR HOME (THAT IS FOR SALE) IN NEWBURY PARK LAST WEEK. WE ARE NOW LIVING AT MOTEL NEAR BY. I FOUND AN ANGEL, A WOMEN WHO IS WILLING TO RENT ME HER HOME FOR MUCH LESS THEN WHAT RENT GOES FOR OUT HERE. ALL I NEED IS 7500.00 TO GET ME IN THERE. I HAD A REALTOR INVESTIGATE THE HOME, AND SHE IS CURRENT ON HER MORTGAGE. PLEASE SOMEONE TRUST IN ME, AND HAVE FAITH AS I DO.....ONCE I AM IN THERE, I CAN MANAGE THE LOW RENT, AND ONCE MY HOUSE SELLS I CAN PAY THE LOAN BACK. WE OWE 350 ON OUR HOME THAT SHOULD GET 450,000
    PLUS THE 401K. MY SOON TO BE X IS A MONSTER AND ALL I WANT TO DO, IS TO BEABLE TO DO THIS WITHOUT HIM OR HIS FAMILY. HE CALLS HIS 12 YEAR OLD SON, WHO WANTS TO DESIGN WOMENS CLOTHING A FAGOT, MY DAUGHTER WHO IS IN SPECIAL ED...HE TELLS HER SHE RIDES THE YELLOW BUS CUZ SHE IS STUPID....MY OTHER DAUGHTER THAT LOVES SOCCER...HE GAVE HER A BOOK CALLED...AM I A LESBIAN, KNOWING YOUR SEXUALITY. HE IS A FREAK. MY KIDS DESERVE AND LOVE THIS HOME THAT CAN BE POTENTIALLY OURS. WE HAVE LIVED IN THE SAME HOUSE ALL THEIR LIVES, AND THIS HAS BEEN A HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE FOR US ALL...
    SOMEONE HELP ME....
    THANKS FOR LISTENING.

  • #2
    ahhhhhhhhh......................... WAT
    .

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    • #3
      ****************. The. What.

      So she kicked him out of the house 4 years ago, and 4 years later he kicks her and their 4 kids out of the same house?

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      • #4
        Offer her (75) ****************s for the $7,500
        .

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        • #5
          And she begins asking for $10,000 and later says all she needs is $7500. Wat

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          • #6
            So, who's gonna be the **************************** here and text her asking if she wants to make ten grand the hard way?

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            • #7
              YES HE IS A DOUCE BAG


              Originally Posted by diddlybo


              Just last week I went to the local GC with my 18 inch cock to buy several guitars and amps. On the way out I punched a hole clean thru the body of a MIM Tele, which caused the entire store to give me a standing ovation.









              Originally Posted by ShaneV2


              I play gay through the amp- it involves plugging into the amp's output jack. Sometimes you end up blowing a tranny though.

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              • #8
                Need the zoom version of this:
                Originally Posted by James Hetfield


                I AM THE TABLE!!



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                • #9
                  I think this story starts somewhere in the mists of time with "so I was casually doing some meth..."
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                  • #10
                    And she begins asking for $10,000 and later says all she needs is $7500. Wat


                    she needs the extra to fix the caps lock on her pc.
                    Warmoth/Fender Strats x 4, Ibanez RG, '87 Marshall JCM 800 2210, Marshall 1960a with WGS Vet. 30's x Celestion 75's, Genz Benz G-Flex 2x12...and the rest.
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                    • #11
                      . MY HUSBAND, WHO I HAD REMOVED FROM OUR HOME 4 YEARS AGO FOR HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MY DAUGHTERS KINDERGARTEN TEACHER, AND SHE HAD HIS BABY, BUT I HAD THE BABY SHOWER BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW YET....YES HE IS A DOUCE BAG...WELL HE HAD ME AND MY FOUR CHILDREN REMOVED FROM OUR HOME (THAT IS FOR SALE) IN NEWBURY PARK LAST WEEK. WE ARE NOW LIVING AT MOTEL NEAR BY. I FOUND AN ANGEL, A WOMEN WHO IS WILLING TO RENT ME HER HOME FOR MUCH LESS THEN WHAT RENT GOES FOR OUT HERE. ALL I NEED IS 7500.00 TO GET ME IN THERE. I HAD A REALTOR INVESTIGATE THE HOME, AND SHE IS CURRENT ON HER MORTGAGE. PLEASE SOMEONE TRUST IN ME, AND HAVE FAITH AS I DO.....ONCE I AM IN THERE, I CAN MANAGE THE LOW RENT, AND ONCE MY HOUSE SELLS I CAN PAY THE LOAN BACK. WE OWE 350 ON OUR HOME THAT SHOULD GET 450,000
                      PLUS THE 401K. MY SOON TO BE X IS A MONSTER AND ALL I WANT TO DO, IS TO BEABLE TO DO THIS WITHOUT HIM OR HIS FAMILY. HE CALLS HIS 12 YEAR OLD SON, WHO WANTS TO DESIGN WOMENS CLOTHING A FAGOT, MY DAUGHTER WHO IS IN SPECIAL ED...HE TELLS HER SHE RIDES THE YELLOW BUS CUZ SHE IS STUPID....MY OTHER DAUGHTER THAT LOVES SOCCER...HE GAVE HER A BOOK CALLED...AM I A LESBIAN, KNOWING YOUR SEXUALITY. HE IS A FREAK. MY KIDS DESERVE AND LOVE THIS HOME THAT CAN BE POTENTIALLY OURS. WE HAVE LIVED IN THE SAME HOUSE ALL THEIR LIVES, AND THIS HAS BEEN A HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE FOR US ALL...
                      SOMEONE HELP ME....
                      THANKS FOR LISTENING.


                      Well, clearly. Nothing says "pride" like begging for money on Craigslist.

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                      • #12
                        I see dumb people
                        strat strat tele PRS agile gretsch martin

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                        • #13
                          somebody needs to email her and ask for pics. We need another meme up in dis bitch.
                          Originally Posted by DrakkarTyrannis


                          I'm a drag queen..not Jesus Christ









                          Originally Posted by LuckisforLosers


                          Don't sound like Korn.

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                          • #14
                            I'm feeling very much an **************************** today and am sorely, SORELY tempted to ask her how many trips "round the world" I could get if I "loan" her the 10,000.

                            Just finished reading it for lulz. This one got me.
                            MY OTHER DAUGHTER THAT LOVES SOCCER...HE GAVE HER A BOOK CALLED...AM I A LESBIAN, KNOWING YOUR SEXUALITY.
                            Originally Posted by Murdoch


                            HCAF Y U NO TALK MAPS

                            Three dicks in an ass, n00b.









                            Originally Posted by Dr.Picklebottom


                            wtf is next? lets talk about our favorite nsync album. i love them all because i was really making strides in my dress making business at the time...

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                            • #15
                              N00dz pl0x
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                              .

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