Members FearTheVoices Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 Need a crew..who's in? Hardtail = whale spotter? Charveldan = Welcome aboard handshakes, then kicked overboard as we leave port? Neilrock = Negotiator with China to buy our kills Who else and what would there job be Payment will be in whale oil or meat..possibly sperm, only if we nab a sperm whale of course. Need someone good at attracting sperm though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cougar Hunter Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 Soundgardener75= buys all of the pre-packaged food for the journey. Chinese takeout, mexican take out, etc. Ovid9 = sperm mopper Loop = court jester RIcky Bobby = drunk guy who peels the potatoes Rockstarbassist = in charge of entertainment. Me = captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ovid9 Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 YAY! I'm a sperm mopper!!!!! *Hopes this means I get more than 4 holidays a year off.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members isvoid Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 I forget, has the role of forgetful old man been filled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zeppelin Rules Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 I can be the Canadian green peace protester that {censored}s you over by sitting on top of the whale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SnowStorm Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 I can fire a harpoon. I'm great at getting whales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ovid9 Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 I can be the Canadian green peace protester that {censored}s you over by sitting on top of the whale Naw, that just makes you the red dot in the center of the bullseye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members exafro Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 Loop=wahle fart genrater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zeppelin Rules Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 Naw, that just makes you the red dot in the center of the bullseye! If more Greenpeacers had guns, this wouldn't happen. More whales too for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 What the hell do I know about china?? I like peking duck. I like whales to much anyway, {censored} whalers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members esizer Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 Sound like you need more seamen on your poop deck, I'm in I'll watch teh radarz, that guy always get at least one line of dialogue. Captain Gene: "What teh {censored}in feck is that!?!?!" Me: either "Mother of God....." or " I...don't...KNOW!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JR13 Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 can I be the crazy guy who follows you guys and tries to protect the whales by throwing red plastic cups filled with my urine at you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members esizer Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 can I be the crazy guy who follows you guys and tries to protect the whales by throwing red plastic cups filled with my urine at you? I wouldn't have it any other way Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ovid9 Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 If more Greenpeacers had guns, this wouldn't happen. More whales too for that matter. Exactly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zeppelin Rules Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 Sound like you need more seamen on your poop deck, I'm in I'll watch teh radarz, that guy always get at least one line of dialogue. Captain Gene: "What teh {censored}in feck is that!?!?!" Me: either "Mother of God....." or " I...don't...KNOW!!!!!!!" "I'm having trouble with the radar, sir." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8auGAJrnpY4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cougar Hunter Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 Sound like you need more seamen on your poop deck, I'm in I'll watch teh radarz, that guy always get at least one line of dialogue. Captain Gene: "What teh {censored}in feck is that!?!?!" Me: either "Mother of God....." or " I...don't...KNOW!!!!!!!" "When I spedd it up 500 times, it sounded like THIS!" "THAT'S MANMADE!@@" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Spaced Out Ace Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 Sound like you need more seamen on your poop deck, I'm in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Slunderfungus Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 Anybody know of a place like photobucket that will allow bare asses to be posted? I got a photo of a fat chick farting in the water thats to die for...photobucket took it down tho:cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Slaymoar Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 Payment will be in whale oil or meat..possibly sperm, only if we nab a sperm whale of course. Need someone good at attracting sperm though I just realized there are no chicks here. Yeah there's like 3 of them, but they never partake in this kinda {censored}. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members isvoid Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 imjur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zeppelin Rules Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 I just realized there are no chicks here. Yeah there's like 3 of them, but they never partake in this kinda {censored}. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Yarbicus Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 I can grow a pretty fierce beard and look good in a wool sweater. Guess I can be man the crow's nest in the Arctic. Oh, wait...I'm aquaphobic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Snappy Hat Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 I will be cabin boy.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9CrbAAXORA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DrakkarTyrannis Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 I'll be the black guy with sense who knows damn well not to go on no damn boat with a bunch of crazy ass white folk looking for giant fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 -assy- : guy who is naked all of the time and nobody is sure why, yet is deemed necessary for the success of the business venture, also unsure of why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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