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Top 10 things that will be heard at Christmas dinner this year:


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01: Mmmm ... love me some dark meat.

02: Mmmm ... love me some breasts.

03: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

04: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

05. Imagonna cum on your face after supper.

06: Slather the butter all over the breasts.

07: Best spread I've ever seen.

08: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

09: Wow, I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time.

10: You still have a little bit on your chin.

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Brazzers.

 

 

The wife & & went to see The Hobbit @ the movies this past weekend. The brown wizard had some kind of white stuff running down the side of his face. When they showed it, some kid in the audience said "Brazzers" really loud. There were a few chuckles.

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01: Mmmm ... love me some dark meat.

02: Mmmm ... love me some breasts.

03: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

04: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

05. Imagonna cum on your face after supper.

06: Slather the butter all over the breasts.

07: Best spread I've ever seen.

08: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

09: Wow, I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time.

10: You still have a little bit on your chin.

 

there won't be a christmas this year. haven't you heard the news? quetzalcoatl is coming back to swallow the earth whole before some invisible planet crashes into us.

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Lies. lots of them. People trying to one up the other, Women trying outdo themselves with makeup and what they wear.

 

"Food was awesome" it was really dry, left out too long, stale cookies

 

"Not much, how about you" when it's really- family issues, spousal issues, didn't get the gifts expected. etc

 

"You wouldn't believe.... (with some other bs story line about commuting there)"

 

Followed by the drive home continuing on until you go to bed where you discuss the "others" at the dinner.

 

It's all good though.

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