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  • Top 10 things that will be heard at Christmas dinner this year:

    01: Mmmm ... love me some dark meat.
    02: Mmmm ... love me some breasts.
    03: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
    04: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
    05. Imagonna cum on your face after supper.
    06: Slather the butter all over the breasts.
    07: Best spread I've ever seen.
    08: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
    09: Wow, I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time.
    10: You still have a little bit on your chin.
    The community here was awesome but the digs & spirit of the place has been in decline ever since it became a business venture rather than a simple collective and this latest gong show really brought the chickens home to roost.Necessity is the mother of invention, ergo: www.guitarampboard.com.So long and thanks for all the fish, love izzy.

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    Brazzers.
    Originally Posted by jnurp


    murdoch always brings teh lulz.









    Originally Posted by RockStarBassist


    Also MurdochV wins thread.









    Originally Posted by sleewell


    Murdoch'd = when you think you have something funny to say only to hit post and that son of a bitch said it 10x funnier.

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    • #3
      And ... I hate that ****************ing bitch wife of yours
      MFPOMFS

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      • #4
        And ... I hate that ****************ing bitch wife of yours


        Originally Posted by Aibric


        I've seen goatse so many times that it long ago lost its shock value. Now its kind of nostalgic. I see it and think of those bygone days when seeing a man spread his own anus impossibly wide disturbed me to the core.




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        • #5

          05. Imagonna cum on your face after supper.


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          • #6
            Brazzers.


            The wife & & went to see The Hobbit @ the movies this past weekend. The brown wizard had some kind of white stuff running down the side of his face. When they showed it, some kid in the audience said "Brazzers" really loud. There were a few chuckles.
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            • #7
              Isn't ham the traditional Christmas fare?

              All of this leg spreading, face-jizzing stuff is more of a Thanksgiving thing, I think.
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              • #8
                Isn't ham the traditional Christmas fare?

                All of this leg spreading, face-jizzing stuff is more of a Thanksgiving thing, I think.


                Granny always has both turkey and ham at her house.

                unfortunantly, I'll be doing Xmas @ with the inlaws in N.C.
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                • #9
                  Granny always has both turkey and ham at her house.

                  unfortunantly, I'll be doing Xmas @ with the inlaws in N.C.


                  inlaws = no cum on face?
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                  • #10


                    ***** WINNER *****

                    srsly, the first person to quote it was going to win something ... just have to decide what that is ...
                    The community here was awesome but the digs & spirit of the place has been in decline ever since it became a business venture rather than a simple collective and this latest gong show really brought the chickens home to roost.Necessity is the mother of invention, ergo: www.guitarampboard.com.So long and thanks for all the fish, love izzy.

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                      • #12
                        inlaws = no cum on face?


                        no gravy slinging
                        Good Deals With : Facing Failure . goodhonk . benjamin801. sublimeride. River Bend. Flying Milkman. Crunchtime. MickTaylorFan. ~Abstract~
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                        • #13


                          srsly, the first person to quote it was going to win something ... just have to decide what that is ...


                          Nice!

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                          • #14
                            Nice!


                            Yep. Thanks for (unknowingly) playing.
                            The community here was awesome but the digs & spirit of the place has been in decline ever since it became a business venture rather than a simple collective and this latest gong show really brought the chickens home to roost.Necessity is the mother of invention, ergo: www.guitarampboard.com.So long and thanks for all the fish, love izzy.

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                            • #15
                              01: Mmmm ... love me some dark meat.
                              02: Mmmm ... love me some breasts.
                              03: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
                              04: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
                              05. Imagonna cum on your face after supper.
                              06: Slather the butter all over the breasts.
                              07: Best spread I've ever seen.
                              08: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
                              09: Wow, I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time.
                              10: You still have a little bit on your chin.

                              there won't be a christmas this year. haven't you heard the news? quetzalcoatl is coming back to swallow the earth whole before some invisible planet crashes into us.
                              the world is one big fist fight.







                              Originally Posted by duncan


                              I wonder what a persons life must be like if they're so easily affected by my posting on an Internet forum.









                              Originally Posted by Rear Naked


                              I saw 2 guys do it, and all they did was laugh really hard and say What The **************** a few times. No deaths or near-deaths occured.

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