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  • It truly is the end of days. Today I buy. . .

    a smartphone.







    I can feel my IQ and attention span disappearing already.



    IN BEFORE, "WELCOME TO THIS CENTURY!"
    Originally Posted by Murdoch


    HCAF Y U NO TALK MAPS

    Three dicks in an ass, n00b.









    Originally Posted by Dr.Picklebottom


    wtf is next? lets talk about our favorite nsync album. i love them all because i was really making strides in my dress making business at the time...

  • #2
    Once you get used to it, and see all the things you can do with it, you will wonder what the **************** you did without it, and why you waited so long to get it.
    Originally Posted by jnurp


    murdoch always brings teh lulz.









    Originally Posted by RockStarBassist


    Also MurdochV wins thread.









    Originally Posted by sleewell


    Murdoch'd = when you think you have something funny to say only to hit post and that son of a bitch said it 10x funnier.

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    • #3






      Quote Originally Posted by Murdoch
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      Once you get used to it, and see all the things you can do with it, you will wonder what the **************** you did without it, and why you waited so long to get it.




      EXTREMELY doubtful, but OK. I mean, I have a regular cell and an iPod touch, so it's really just combining the functionality that I barely use on both items into one item that I'll barely use.



      Though I will likely try my damndest to get SIRI to talk dirty to me.
      Originally Posted by Murdoch


      HCAF Y U NO TALK MAPS

      Three dicks in an ass, n00b.









      Originally Posted by Dr.Picklebottom


      wtf is next? lets talk about our favorite nsync album. i love them all because i was really making strides in my dress making business at the time...

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      • #4
        Meh, I sorta felt the same way until I used the internet on a smart phone and realized its complete **************** compared to my nice desktop with big ass monitor and precise gaming mouse and all that. I only use my phone as a phone and should have saved my money.



        Using the internet on the phone is like stepping back to 1999 internet.

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        • #5
          Prepare to be underwhelmed.



          I miss my cheesy little flip phone.
          Look how hard my heart hurts.
          I need help, give me the works.







          Originally Posted by Neilrocks25


          I haven't been drunk on sale for a long time either.









          Originally Posted by telephant


          You sound like an uptight loser and I suspect you have a lot less friends than you claim. Also, your wife is probably a fatty.

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          • #6
            I didn't see the value of smartphones until I used mine to hop online and call someone out on his bull**************** in realtime in the middle of a bar.



            I was all like "BAM. INTERNET MOTHER****************ER"
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            • #7
              No smart phone here. i thought I was the last of the holdouts.
              Diddlybo
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              • #8
                Porn wherever you go.





                /thread
                Some guys like a challenge. Not me.

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                • #9






                  Quote Originally Posted by diddlybo
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                  No smart phone here. i thought I was the last of the holdouts.




                  Count me in that number. I had an OG iPhone when they first came out, but I gotz rids of that chit. Now, I have some silly lil generic phone.
                  ____________







                  Originally Posted by BrendanO


                  It's not prostitution as long as you film it.

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                  • #10






                    Quote Originally Posted by Sixtonoize
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                    I didn't see the value of smartphones until I used mine to hop online and call someone out on his bull**************** in realtime in the middle of a bar.



                    I was all like "BAM. INTERNET MOTHER****************ER"










                    Quote Originally Posted by Shine
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                    Porn wherever you go.





                    /thread




                    These
                    Originally Posted by Rampage


                    **************** cleans, play distortion?









                    Originally Posted by RiffDaemon


                    The scratchy high-end sounds like a wreck in Excitebike









                    Originally Posted by buddhapaugh


                    I had a nightmare experience like yours, Nerine, when I was in my late 20's/early 30's and was doing the tag-team thing with my buddy over the toilet. Now that was something----







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                    • #11
                      I don't even have an old-school cellphone. Sometimes I wish I had one, and there are definitely lots of cool things to do with them. But they seem to me to be as much a hindrance as they are a useful tool. On top of this, not worth the cost of having one. If I could get a phone that would cost me $10 a month or less? Sure. Until then, not worth it to me.
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                      • #12
                        Sext sent.
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                        • #13
                          we lost him
                          Originally Posted by OverDriven


                          That is probably the single most ****************ed up thing I've ever seen posted on HCAF. Congrats.



                          Good deals with: jnepo1

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                          • #14






                            Quote Originally Posted by soundgardener75
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                            Sext sent.




                            Good thing it didn't send since I had data off. Text me when you get your smartphone.



                            You think I'm lying that I don't haz NFA's number? Here's proof:



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                            • #15
                              Hell, for months my Galaxy was the only internet I had until I bought my laptop. Still, I use it to check bus schedules constantly since I rely on public transportation, I can check the balance on my debit card, or compare prices on **************** I am buing. I love being able to do these things while I'm out and about. I'm one of those who can't text with a flip phone, so I have to have a full qwerty keyboard, and hated the idea of a touch screen because my first one was ****************. But this one works very well and even has predictive text...which is hit and miss, ya gotta pay attention before ya hit send or people get something like, "Thankyou vagina much" or those are some reAlly nice penis. Or I really like orgasm amps. I mean, why even have that **************** in the library?
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