Members 100 watt Posted December 19, 2012 Members Share Posted December 19, 2012 a morbidly obese inbred redneck taking a dump Was in Wal Mart & had to use the restroom. I go in, & the toilet stall doors are both wide open. There sat a 400LB redneck lardo (mullet & all) sitting on teh sh*tter I gagged. Skipping out on lunch now.Wish they'd had a regular light switch in there. I woulda turned the lights off as I walked out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members JR13 Posted December 19, 2012 Members Share Posted December 19, 2012 did you at least offer to help him wipe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cibyl Posted December 19, 2012 Members Share Posted December 19, 2012 Was ole boy eating a 5 dollar foot long while evacuating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 100 watt Posted December 19, 2012 Author Members Share Posted December 19, 2012 just sittin' there mouth breathing REALLY hard. there had to be at least 12" of flesh hanging over the sides of the bowl Is it THAT hard to close a door & lock it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nightflameauto Posted December 19, 2012 Members Share Posted December 19, 2012 Originally Posted by 100 watt Is it THAT hard to close a door & lock it? Maybe he was hoping someone would come in to "help." *SHUDDER* Sorry. The mental image of a fat, sweaty, red-faced dude straining from prying his lardass past the door onto the toilet then literally pouring over the side of the toilet just hit me. Mojo, bro. Mojo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rear Naked Posted December 19, 2012 Members Share Posted December 19, 2012 {censored}ing mouth breathers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AVisme Posted December 19, 2012 Members Share Posted December 19, 2012 Originally Posted by 100 watt Is it THAT hard to close a door & lock it? It gets hot in there. I need some air flow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 100 watt Posted December 19, 2012 Author Members Share Posted December 19, 2012 Originally Posted by nightflameauto Maybe he was hoping someone would come in to "help." *SHUDDER* Sorry. The mental image of a fat, sweaty, red-faced dude straining from prying his lardass past the door onto the toilet then literally pouring over the side of the toilet just hit me. Mojo, bro. Mojo. doing the "school bus driver waddle" into the bathroomlet's ban lardos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SexWithRobots Posted December 19, 2012 Members Share Posted December 19, 2012 Someone code blued taking a dump at work yesterday in the main lobby. It was crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 100 watt Posted December 19, 2012 Author Members Share Posted December 19, 2012 It's only cool when it's a hot chick doing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nightflameauto Posted December 19, 2012 Members Share Posted December 19, 2012 Originally Posted by 100 watt doing the "school bus driver waddle" into the bathroomlet's ban lardos You know, I've been what I'd call "fat," but some of the people I see around I have to wonder how they accomplish it. I mean at my worst I was nowhere NEAR 330, let alone the 400+ pound range some of these imobile pieces of food sponge rank in. How the fuck do you even manage that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mamberg Posted December 19, 2012 Members Share Posted December 19, 2012 Originally Posted by SexWithRobots Someone code blued taking a dump at work yesterday in the main lobby. It was crazy. Originally Posted by 100 watt It's only cool when it's a hot chick doing it that would be code blew....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 100 watt Posted December 19, 2012 Author Members Share Posted December 19, 2012 Originally Posted by nightflameauto You know, I've been what I'd call "fat," but some of the people I see around I have to wonder how they accomplish it. I mean at my worst I was nowhere NEAR 330, let alone the 400+ pound range some of these imobile pieces of food sponge rank in. How the fuck do you even manage that? Yeah. Im 6'4 & about 200 lbs (give or take 5 lbs). The biggest Ive been was 235. I try to stay around the 200 lb area.It amazes me when I see the super fat folks. I dont see how someone could eat so much to be that big. Im a good sized dude, and I eat alot, but after awhile, I gotta stop. When Im full..Im full lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nightflameauto Posted December 19, 2012 Members Share Posted December 19, 2012 Originally Posted by 100 watt Yeah. Im 6'4 & about 200 lbs (give or take 5 lbs). The biggest Ive been was 235. I try to stay around the 200 lb area.It amazes me when I see the super fat folks. I dont see how someone could eat so much to be that big. Im a good sized dude, and I eat alot, but after awhile, I gotta stop. When Im full..Im full lol. I just don't get how it's even possible to get past 400 pounds. My absolute WORST I felt like shit, barely moved around at all, and ate constantly, yet never made it much over 320. I'd think you'd have to chemically alter your metabolism to slow it down in order to gain much more than that. And the sad thing is, it's usually people SHORTER than me by a lot that weigh over 400. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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